/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Popular brokers:
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Stock market terminology:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free charting tools:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
chartstar.com/ (incoming)

Stock/ETF screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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we're going to a global recession.

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>HE DIDNT LISTEN
KEK

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make a guess edition.
i say we see DOW 1743 points down

Japanification of USA incoming
Fed will begin buying stocks/ETFs and S&P will never go above 1000 again

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Lol, fucking rekt

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... JUST KEEP BUYING THE DIP GUYS THIS IS STILL THE GREATEST BULL RUN EVER. HAHA WHO CARES ABOUT OIL, WE GOT TENDIES HAHA. EVERYONE KNOWS BUYING THE DIP IS HOW YOU GET RICH BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GOES UP HAHA. YEP HAHA JUST ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO BUY THE DIP HAHA.

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>I didnt have more money to get more puts on friday

It hurts to live bros but im glad everything is crashing. I couldn't make gains on the bull market so now I will have my revenge and short everything to the ground

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So do I help all my puts that expire in late march, april may and june?

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>yfw OIL is going to go back up to 42

>Them futures
>That price of oil

It's like I'm back in the crypto market

Oh it will eventually. $20 range is in the cards for this week tho.

I sure hope you are right my nigro.

WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN?

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Saudis lost this round. Alexander Novak and Putin won opening gambit.

Reminder that the study on remdesivir is on hospitalized patients, and will be negative (or successful for meaningless bullshit endpoints), remdesivir needs to be given very early in an infection for real efficacy. Gilead might moon, depending on how much they bullshit their findings, but no Boomer will be saved. Day of the Pillow is still on

Tamiflu 2.0

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My spreads are going to get rekt but I'm still happy that b*lls are getting fucked

you buy the dip memers still shilling?

I'd like to propose a moment of silence in memory of our good friend oil.

is this winning or losing?

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time to go innawoods?

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remember when we were at ATH 2 weeks ago

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>GFD
nope.

Predictions for tomorrow?

Please... my Kaletra Abbvie...
My Regeneron developing antivirals...

cnbc.com/2020/03/08/trump-is-enlisting-big-pharma-to-stem-the-coronavirus-crisis.html

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GFD?

>down 4% in futures
we're hitting the circuit breaker tomorrow

i do remember that, very vividly, hadnt counted on the world ending in two weeks

good for a day. You want the other option so you can hold for longer.

>energy fucked
>supply chains fucked
>boomers fucked
is tech about to get fucked?

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The smallcap index more accurately reflects the real economy.

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gentle femdom

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fuck I’m too new to this, better?

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You'd be better off putting it into SPY. CCL has already had like a 60%-70% hit.

>tfw came very close to buying the Exxon/halliburton dip on Friday

H-heh... saw this coming a mile away my dudes!

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM BAGGIE????

I hope DIS tanks to under $100 so I can add more cheap. Come on Virus you can do it! Just infect a few more people in Florida for me..

god damn I guess you’re right what’s a decent price? I feel bad for requiring spoonfeeding, I just want to make quick blood money

Sub 100 DIS sounds so comfy.

4% and still freefalling. Amazing.

any ozfags here with a low cost platform recc?
i want to dca cba but the fucking fees mang

GO TO THE STORE NOW BUY FOOD FOR 1 YEAR MINIMUM

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR?????????????????????????????????????????????????

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There you go. I'm new to it too, but been making some good gains last week.

Puts everywhere.

MAKE IT STOP

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This thread is an impostor. Migrate.

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Is hitting a circuit breaker in futures possible!?!?!

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I mean, you'll make money with CCL probably, just SPY has a lot more potential. Though a SPY contract will cost you a lot more at this point than a CCL contract. If you have the money, I'd go $SPY, either on 3/27 or 3/30 for like 295

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>30 million potential deaths in the USA alone
THE FLOOR IS ZERO.

You’re too late to the party, rookie.

yes

>below 25k at open
imagine

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>youtube.com/watch?v=qlSxPouPCIM

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Bear Thread

Bull Thread

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Schizo echo chamber before death

Since /smg/ has a hard-on for pennystocks, what do you think about Natuzzi? Italian company, they make nice looking chairs that cost the equivalent of small cars, pic related.
The stock has been bleeding out non-stop for 10 years and is now close to worthless but from what I understand the company can't really go bankrupt since the family is rich as fuck and owns 60%. They could also buy back the shares with ease.
Buying Natuzzi seems slightly less retarded than buying your flavor of the month Bio penny stock...

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Anybody excited to buy some CVX XOM and RDS.B this week?

based futures say FUCK the fed and their fake and gay pump

It's over isn't it?

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yes

seems risky also

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holy fuck this is biblical

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For real? Will the market pause for 15 minutes like normal trading if it happens in futures?

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Update on live futures.

SPY index fund will open at ~$281. Down from Fridays close of $295.52.

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Regeneron is developing monoclonal antibody therapy, not antiviral. Should be much more effective, but given Corona-chan's incubation period it might not be all that effective in the cohorts it will actually be used on (hospitalizations). Should also take ~6m before it's ready to test. Fingers crossed it either won't work in advanced cases or it won't be ready during next year's cold and flu season, which is when we should see peak boomercide

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