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2008 here we coooooooooof

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>mfw SPY surges tomorrow when everybody starts buying cheapies
>mfw my 350 SPY calls print fat green bags of cash

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mumu are you ok?

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>tfw bought calls on friday hoping for a gap up just like last monday

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Congrats on this guys, seriously

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Nothing burger. By the end of the week we will be up 8 percent. Calm down Cryptocucks.

>dat oil price
I'M GONNA MAKE SO MUCH FUCKING MONNNNEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

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same brother

Puts on SPY? Any money to make there?

>350 spy calls
are you insane? Those better be 1+ years out

>china now has slaves to run their factories
>unethical chinese medical practices/research are about to give us treatment in record time
>expect a chinese vaccine in 6 months
where were you when bears were utterly btfo by the chinese dragon?

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i should just long SQQQ right

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OIL PRICES HOLY SHIT IT'S ALL COMING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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God damn are those real?

>futures

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that's right gweilo, we are saving your precious market

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Is Microsoft safe investing in during this shitstorm? It seems pretty steady and safe

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lol
xd

twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1236774860690513925

It's over.

PSQ/SQQQ to short the DOW!
SH/SPXU to short the S&P!
TLT/TMF to short bond yields!
DRIP/OILD to short oil!

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video.h5.weibo.cn/1034:4479088015114260/4479088482154728

BREAKING NEWS

EFFECTIVE TREATMENTS FOUND IN CHINA

KALETRA EFFECTIVE
REMDESIVIR SUPER EFFECTIVE

CLINICAL TRIALS - MAN SPEAKING IS IN CHARGE OF THEM

WE HAVE A TREATMENt

REPEAT

WE HAVE EFFECTIVE INHIBITORS

THIS IS OVER BOTTOMED

Reminder:

LCI makes a generic Kaletra. Kaletra is now being used in massive quantities over in China and being recommended for treatment by doctors on Twitter for emergency US patients. No joke, LCI might be about to double at a minimum, they are under $8 a share now and well below book value.

LCI guy might even be right about the $60. The market does not seem to know they make a generic Kaletra. I put $25k into it to hold.

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I HAVE A NATURAL ABILITY MY UNCLE DR JOHN TRUMP UNPRECEDENTED GENIUS BUY STOCKS

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GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0

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>massive reliance on china production lines
>going to lose the JEDI contract to Amazon due to false advertising

No, you FUCKING retard, it isn't "pretty steady and safe".

I quit my oil & gas job last year, feeling very comfy right now

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I dont want my stoplosses to go off. I bought them with more than 40% distance from the ath...

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this is really bad... if the market has a hiccup like this then we are never going to recover, the FED can't account for something this devastating to the economy.

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ALERT

ALERT


video.h5.weibo.cn/1034:4479088015114260/4479088482154728

EFFECTIVE TREATMENTS

EFFECTIVE TREATMENTS

THE BOTTOM IS IN

video.h5.weibo.cn/1034:4479088015114260/4479088482154728

video.h5.weibo.cn/1034:4479088015114260/4479088482154728

ALERT

Dow futures down 900 points.

MY BOOMER FUNDS!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Source on oil trading halted?

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/CL is actively being traded

Desperate

Yes it will be traded all the way down to $0,20.

>weibo.cn

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ITS OVER

WE ARE ALL DEAD

no shorting for you

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So...short TSLA, right?

its fucking over lads

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mamma mia!

futures might get halted

cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/faq-sp-500-price-limits.html

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holy shit the bulls are getting desperate

Why didn't I just hold my shorts over the weekend bros

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU DAD1!!!1111 SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THAT BOAT DADDDDDD. WHY'D YOU GET THAT NEW HOUSE DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. COULDA HELPED ME OUT HUH BUT YOU DIDNT WANT TO GIVE ME THE WRONG IDEA GUHHHHHHHH OH NO NO NO YOU COULD HAVE GRANDKIDS IF YOU HELPED WITH MY LOANS OOOOOOH BUT LOOKS YOU HAVE A BOAT? FOR NOW MAYBE HAHA OH DAD YOU SILLY OLD COOT, YOUVE GONE AND FUCKED YOURSELF. SORRY POPS BUT THIS IS AMERICA YOU JUST WALK INTO THAT WALMART, LOOK THE MANAGER SQUARE IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM YOU'D LIKE A JOB IM SURE YOULLL BE CORPORATE MANAGEMENT IN NO TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA BUCK UP BUDDY YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME HAHAHAHAHA

THE WORLD IS UNIRONICALLY ENDING I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT TWO WEEKS IT TOOK TWO WEEKS FOR THE WORLD TO END FROM SOME FAGGOT CHINK VIRUS ALL OF HISTORY ALL OF RESEARCH AND OF INDUSTRY IT WAS ALL COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY DESTROYED BT FUCKING STUPID NASTY BAT EATING CHINKS AND THEIR NIGGER TIER FLU WHELP THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE MOON LANDING AND THE COLESSEUM AND THE CYBER TECHNOLOGY BUT LMAO CHINKY DINKY FLU JUST DESTROYED IT ALL FOREVER AND EVER AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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news.cgtn.com/news/2020-03-06/InterviewClinical-drug-trials-for-COVID-19-going-smoothly-ODsBWLTfaw/index.html

ITS OVER

EFFECTIVE TREATMENTS

CLINICAL STUDIES WRAPPING UP IN CHINA

INTERVIEW WITH PERSON IN CHARGE
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remdesivir successfully inhibits covid 19

Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo

Are puts even worth it? So expensive

I THOUGHT I HAD CHEAPIES

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So buyers, why didn't you listen? Too arrogant or too greedy?

As real as Elon’s and Donald’s hair

iirc it bounced just in front of the circuit breakers in the 2010 flash crash.

Can anyone give me a ballpark price for
SPY 200320 P 285.00
SPY 200327 P 300.00
SPY 200403 P 295.00
?

Please and thank you.

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PSQ/SQQQ to short the DOW!

SH/SPXU to short the S&P!

TLT/TMF to short bond yields!

DRIP/OILD to short oil!

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how will you get this out to 100's of millions of people with international travel shut down?

Stop spamming this fake news bullshit. Nobody cares which is why futures are -4% and about to hit circuit breakers.

Well, you're kind of soft shorting anyway by just sitting in cash

dude it's the Federal Reserve that made the bubble, corona is just the final push it needs to maybe probably pop

implied volatility is so high options prices are absolutely fucking stupid
dump a bunch of money into an inverse ETF like SQQQ if you want to bet against the market.

Fucking commies, lol. I wonder why the Italian stock market doesn't have more trading volume on it? Hmm...

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

STOP PLAYING GOLF YOU ORANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Google it you dumb nigger

Dude your dad was nice enough to you to let you pity bang that tight Thai twat, quit being such an ingrate

I feel this

whats the price for AMD now ?

This is fucking pathetic. Go sleep under an apartment building before it collapses stupid chink.

How do I short Europe?

It's not fake news.

news.cgtn.com/news/2020-03-06/InterviewClinical-drug-trials-for-COVID-19-going-smoothly-ODsBWLTfaw/index.html


You can see the interview with the person in charge of clinical testing in China for remdesivir and Kaletra

he has interviewed and said remdesivir is highly effective in the trials.

Until the virus news is good or the Fed starts buying, or Buffett steps in to rescue banks again you stay short.

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True might just stay cash

i never sell, too hard to know when to get back in. i do have 200k of bonds/gold/cash that i'll be putting to work as we drop lower

>Putin just sparked an oil price war with Saudi Arabia — and US energy companies may be the victims
>cnbc.com/2020/03/08/putin-sparks-an-oil-price-war-and-us-companies-may-be-the-victims.html?
>Many industry people I spoke with over the weekend expect oil to open trading in the $30 dollar range, if not worse by week’s end. That’s very bad news for Texas, North Dakota and anyone still left invested in oil and gas stocks. Shares of Chevron are down 20% in 2020, making it the best performing energy stock in America. Most are down 30%, 40% or even 50% since January 1st. The S&P Oil & Gas ETF (XOP) is down 33% this month.
it's literally fucking over

Nobody trusts anything coming out of China. If you do then you're a sub 100 IQ fool.

cope you faggot

BEARS UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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All the quotes I found are for Friday's close and I have no fucking idea what to put into any calculators.

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>CHINESE PERSON CLAIMS DRUG HES RESEARCHING IS A MIRACLE CURE
Wow suddenly I am bullish! Wtf

The buyers are zoomers who have only ever known markets-go-up and only care about bagging 10x's so they listen to dumbfucks on /smg/ shilling AMRN or SNSS or whatever the new scam is

This is what he's doing. The modern Nero. Very good look.

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italians are basically the mexicans of europe, no one takes them seriously

$0

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Based, fuck speculators

COPE GWEILO

CASH IS STRASH

It's in clinicals in USA too, stage 3.

It's being done in China as well.

news.cgtn.com/news/2020-03-06/InterviewClinical-drug-trials-for-COVID-19-going-smoothly-ODsBWLTfaw/index.html

Look up everything on remdesivir. It's the head of China's clinical trials and the drug is American

will certainly help oil to recover

Fuck it boys going innawoods now have fun dealing with the food mobs and the coming purge once the run on banks starts.

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Aw poor idiot can't make money over the suffering of others boohoo

Then stop posting Chinese news outlets, fucking retard chink.

You don't profit from cash until prices recover which could be a year or more. Puts are worth it because you can get unlimited money by bailing out the crying Jews who want to minimize their losses.

If their stock goes from $100 to $1, and you have a put at $50, they can pay you $30, take the put, and come out $19 better than they would have been selling their shares on the market.

At least I think that's how it works.

HERES THE REAL QUESTION
HOW HARD CAN THE FED PUMP TO OFFSET????

IRL RED WOJAKS???? holy shit this must be bad.

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I assume you are European so you want Euro stocks? I can't say because I don't know, trying looking up inverse ETFs.

literally all cash lads, going balls deep when this shit is over. been waiting on the sidelines for too long but now it's going to pay off.

The drug is gilead's. And china will most likely not pay a massive fee for using the drug since it has not been granted a patent yet or something. It also doesn't work preventive so if a vaccin is found, the drug will have a significantly lower market share

Drumpf is literally going to have an aneurism/stroke/coronary over this shit, before he even figures out who he can blame.

He doesn't have the balls to call out his buddies Putin and the Saudis.

Still, he’ll get us back to ATH’s soon or we’ll get a new president

Didn’t he just say the trials are going well? Did he actually say the treatments were causing statistically significant improvements?

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It has not officially been reported.
Kaletra effectiveness will be published shortly.

It's only on Chinese news because reporting on ongoing clinical studies is a big no no in the rest of the world.

Kaletra will be first news to break on an effective treatment then remdesivir.

news.cgtn.com/news/2020-03-06/InterviewClinical-drug-trials-for-COVID-19-going-smoothly-ODsBWLTfaw/index.html

The head of the chinese study is telling you the future.

>DAX FUTURES -4.8%, GERMAN DEFAULT IMMINENT

wait is that fucking real?

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IS SHORTING XOM A GOOD IDEA FOR A MARCH 20 EXPY?

they haven't even truly started their buy program.
they will wait until Tuesday at least, but more likely they won't be doing any extra purchases this week.

Yes, somehow.

Bro
How much more AbbVie should I buy?

It's an inhibitor. The earlier on you begin taking it the more effective. It's why they are doing two studies, one on moderate and another critical.

It's more that you just won't want everyone in population taking it for preventatitive measures, but

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my jaw hit the floor when I saw that oil

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Socialism is the fucking problem you mongrel. This will happen whenever you have a central bank controlling the money supply. All central banks are inherently Marxist.

also interested in this one, they said breakeven for them was 30, such a fuckin lie

I’m gonna lose sm money tomorrow

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B-b-but cramer’s oscillator....

so all this repo shit is devaluing the dollar right?

its over, tens of millions will die, stock market going to zero, its literally over, i cannot fucking believe it yet it is literally happening, this is the worst cataclysm in human history and it came out of fucking no where, unbelievable

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU SAID I SHOULDN'T SHORT WHAT THE FUCK WHJY

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Let the stock market burn to the ground. I don't give a shit.

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DAX has always been a shit index. When has Germany not been a stagnant puddle? The late 1800s?

Pendy, let's hold hands as we watch the world burn.

i bet that fucking bat soup was delicious though

No balls. You didnt believe.

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he has genuinely lost his mind, and at the worst time possible

are we buying

repo operation has no effect on monetary supply

yes it's so fun isn't it?

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Who here bought 'cheapies' this last week?

whats this curve called?

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Me too bruh, me too. The vix and the short range oscillator said start buying. Cramer said star buying slowly. I got a little too excited though...
But an oversold bounce is not out of the question.

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MY OIL STOCKS!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Marxism is when you buy stock

So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing I could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My world is ending

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uhh user it's going faster

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>The Reaping Scythe

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