/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm looking forward to shit posting during recession with you all... actually I look forward to shit posting with you all every day. All I know is it's always a pleasure to take part in these threads, and I even say prayers for the KYS guy and really bitter anons.

italy banned short selling lol

They are nothing burgers. Its just how ultra wealthy trade large blocks of stock without crashing or pumping the market.
investopedia.com/articles/markets/050614/introduction-dark-pools.asp

what the FUCK am i supposed to do tomorrow? buy puts? buy calls? do nothing?

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All I have are TSLA and SPCE puts and TSLA just refuses to dump no matter what

Do you realize that after the global economy collapses there will be no electricity or internet?

thinking of putting a deep OTM put and just wait for market to open in singapore, strike 35 bucks

lol

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oh no, it's just salivini (zionist) suggesting it

Everybody hates you you god damn fag. I hope you get corona asap

im hoping i get some time off of work due to nCoV so i can day trade more. damn i really gotta learn how to code so i can automate this shit... im just acting like a robot anyways following my algo and managing it manually.

i'd love to shitpost with you guys here while working from home.

Is buying NCLH and/ or SPCE right now a bad idea?

Love you too. Was slowpoke even a good pokemon? Like I had my Charizard, Gyrados, and my ex-gf's Venisaur.... Like why would I ever use a fucking slow poke when some one like polywrath, nigtrio or nidoking filled a better niche on my team.

ah, so no useful info can be gleaned from them and i can safely ignore them, then?

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Tomorrow is the judgement day for non-believers. Only bulls will be saved.

>TSLA and SPCE puts
Are you fucking stupid? Why not short oil or cruises, or casinos, or even just the general market? You choose two of the ONLY STOCKS that DONT FOLLOW THE MARKET. TSLA has already bankrupted multi-millionaires, you think you stand a chance?

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If there was, that would defeat the purpose of a dark pool. If you have a good broker, they trade with dark pools and you can get some good deals across the bid-ask spread.

I have almost 2k to spend. What should I do when the market opens? Should I just go all in on volatility and VXX? Or should I just short the S&P or some oil ETF?

You're late to the party on both of those buddy, I would spend my money elsewhere.

That's just not even true. I'm similar to Trump, people love me people, people hate me, but it's always one or the other, and i'm impossible to ignore. Like even you a person who hates me, won't even resist the urge to repy and kinda just uhh what's the word I'm looking for? Solidify the truth.

See But you can just buy SPY and QQQ for a discount right now if you dont want any risk.

This year will change the world, lads. There will be a before and after.
Like 1990.

No idea. FED or banks may pump even after the coming of Christ. This market has become completely unpredictable.
The safest bet seems bonds (TLT), bunds, gold and silver but hell if I know.

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Some think there will be a Monday pump, but Wednesday and onward have a very bearish outlook. Let boomers and retail have their run-up, and if you are looking for buy/put opportunities, wait until mid-week
Source: my ass

short volatility.... i mean vxx is going to come back to earth in a month. you've got a ton of opportunity to make money just on volatility quieting down.

FUTIES SOON boyos!

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i cant believe how fucking lazy everyone is about determining this...

Well what then? Those are the most obvious targets, yes, but there isn't anything I know of that isn't obvious and as guaranteed in terms of liquidity.

Thanks for the tips.

This is what I don't know but it's kind of scary to think it would turn so suddenly.

Gap down on oil incoming. I think? It should. I dunno. Pretty sure it should.

All cash anyway. But I want to know.

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why shouldn't I just put all my money into google stock?

How'd I do reddit?! My portfolio:
59.14% Stocks & Options
0.87% SH

OH NO MY PUUUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!

I don't know the DIX results are pretty interesting.

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hoow long can vix stay above 50? I mean lets be real... how sustainable is high volitility??? It's going to slow down sooner than you'd think.

I think you should do absolutely nothing and wait.

coronavirus will be hitting full force two weeks from now

in time for the release of animal crossing

people will abandon the real world and all social and economic status will depend on your standing in animal crossing as a proxy for the real world as people can no longer leave their homes

Which one would George Soros pick lads? I want to make a FOREX play

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because you should be buying alphabet stock and not forgeeting you having voting rights.

Because it may hammer down more and you can buy googlies later. And some AMZN and MSFT.

>dick flattening

...what?

Buy calls on TLT for may

dude yields won't go negative.... you're literally telling people to buy the top namefag.

$22.5 or $25? Whoever responds i'll push it through.

I hope they have enough product to meet demand. I'm guessing no one will get an AC Switch, but the game itself should be available digitally, right?

>tfw bagholding NTDOY and SNE

Hot&Fresh new meme! All the rage right now.

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>USD loses even more value
Wait. Can we STILL short the dollar? Literally dropping like a stone right now.

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If I wanted to short the S&P, isnt the best way to do so by buying puts on mini futures?

What brokers allow this?

also SPCE is for retards who don't understand the space industry and want to be in on SpaceX but don't realize Branson is literally retarded and Virgin Galactic will never track with SpaceX

screenshot source URL?

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china is back to work, it's not a game, recovery has begun and you got faggots telling people to go into bonds now for 2 months from now.

What happened in 1990?

there was a flash crash in the late 80s. you had unrest in the middle east, and US was importing oil and not drilling the permian basin.

If oil goes below 30 dollars what will you do?

wait NO
I GET PAID IN DOLLARS

Just tell me your opinion so I can inverse it and get some safe profits

Which of the US' "friends" are worse, Israel or Saudi Arabia?

you also had the russian perastroyka or what ever revolution and defeat of communism.

The only safe bet is shorting the gold mining industry that's been speculated to hell. Schiff shills can schlob on my knob.

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FUCKING ANSWER ME

i dunno... i'm not 100% wrong all the time, that's just a meme.

>believing chink lies
they have million deaths now

this

bullbros win

>china is back to work

More virus spread then, lmao.

do not long that ponzi, i repeat do not buy calls, do not long, that shit is gonna be dead until china gets its shit together

my put options get repriced in 10 minutes

i feel like michael burry

china is fine now
they solved it the old fashioned china way of copy, steal, secretly use

ud know this if you didn't play lazy

Short sell futures contracts