What is a better investment:

>not buying spy fd lotto tickets

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only correct answer

nice vette.

I love this response. Its always done by someone who never actually has sex it feels like a chore.
I hope your depreciation is worth it boomer

Both are highly depreciating assets, therefore cant be good investments.

Lend your money to your girlfriend with a written contract to help her buy a BMW and get paid both in sex and interest !

Maybe your sex yeah
Even unenthusiastic chore sex is better health gains than being a bitter incel jerking off to cartoons

>X5 that was built in Georgia
Gross.

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yeah you've never actually had it kek. You're trying to brag about how great emptying your nutsack in a this is, it's a basic human necessity that you make out to be the greatest thing in the world.
This is how you know

Yeah i never had sex im virgin Women stupid whores fuckin roast beef roasties whore chad fucks them all i wish i look like chad so women likey me mommy noo it not fair fuckin roastie i have anime 2d dont need no woman any way i am indepentent man they ar all whore stuid

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An E34 can you get multiple girlfriends though.

>nothing will ever beat the summer of '09

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Now you're getting it. You're going to get lots of prime pussy with this attitude, I believe in you. Remember it's a short term hold, unless you're looking for a family

What is the most based BMW model? I want to get one soon

neither is an investment. only worth it if you have enough disposable income to trade in the old one for a newer model at least once a year.

>BMW = a rapidly depreciating asset

>Woman is either a bless or a curse depending on if the man and his values. If the man sets boundaries and is on the same page as the woman in terms of expectations than its literally the best thing in the world but if the man is a beta cuck and gets taken advantage of then he's a slave to the woman. Also a woman will create a lineage for you.

holy fuck yes i came

mustangs are good cars

>gf
>investment
Pick one

The car isn’t any better. Some depreciate like shit and others somehow become more valuable then their market price in a few years.

>lmao incel
>actually I’ve never had sex

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both are terrible investments.

what do you think her hymen tastes like?

>her

Getting a bimmer is not an investment, neither is a GF. They are both money holes. If you're going to get a bimmer though Chad/based models would be either E90/E92 M3, an E46, E60 M5(If you know how to work on cars) and maybe just maybe a 1M or even M2. Besides that everything else sucks and drives like shit/is too old.

Nervos, user. Nervos.

any car is the most retarded consoomer thing ever. get the cheapest you can if you have to, ideally something/a truck that can be useful for camping, moving stuff.

>inb4 broke
It's always the same low-brow plebs ranting about cars, thinking everyone looks at them with envy when they roll around. No one gives a fuck. I could buy 5 of those cash, precisely because I would never buy one of those. It's just a next level guuci bag and tracksuit. Carfags are gypsies and plebs.

>gf
sunken cost, but worth it, although casual sex/fwb gets you all the advantages without the added trouble of adjusting to some psycho up and down mood swings based on nothing. Sharing you day to day with a woman is absolute mental cuckery, never goin' back.

Both will depreciate but at least you'll be able to recoup some of your losses on the BMW when you sell.

With a gf you're just dumping money into her from day one until it's over.

if you need a gf or a car to feel better about yourself it's unironically over. This mindset won't get you anywhere ever. just kys

> Chad doesn't have sex or drive beamers
You clearly don't even know Chad.

I fucking hate this mindset, it is show on head retarded. Look for something with high value hold, reliability, and comfort. A 2 or 3 year old Honda Civic with upgraded interior and moonroof, autostart, back up camera, etc etc can be had for 15-20K with 30k miles on it. If you want to get a 9k used POS and roll your windows down manually, by all fucking means, but car shopping really isn't difficult.

Case in fucking point, literally the first result, a 2018 civic with a moonroof and backup camera, only 18k miles, for less than 17k which you could talk them down to 16. Yeah, get yourself an 2k used POS, that's the big brained move, not a reliable affordable car that will last 10++ years with minimal repairs.

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>15-20k
that's in the cheap range I refer to, where it makes sense if you need a car, and 20k for a car that'll last 10-20years is sensible spending
The car in OP's pic is worth way more than 15-20k, just for the "look-at-me" factor. It's gaudy and beta as fuck.

Depends on if the girl will carry seven of our children.

Oh yeah no a beamer is retarded unless you can buy it outright and not even think about it, and even there are better options. I thought you were pushing the buy a 5k used car mindset.

nah, I actually think putting down 15-20k is better money mangement. Over a 10-15-20 year timeframe, a 20k car will jsut need regular checking and maintenance.
In the same time frame you'll go to more than a few 5k shitpots, blowing a few extra k on repairs before it inevitably dies on you.

at the other extreme, you find some Saudi or hoodrat that hit big in sports/tv whatever parading around in half-a-mil cuckmobiles. It's like a loudspeaker saying "I HAVE NO PERSONNALITY SO I COPY WHAT COOL GUYS DO AM I COOL NOW"

>e90 m3
One of the most unreliable bmws ever made. Bmw makes shit v8’s.
> e46
Subframes detach from the car
> e60 m5
Horrendous repair costs. You’ll never drive the car between all of the engine and transmission repairs. Nobody that works on cars likes working on these. Interior is outdated and the exterior never looked good.
>1m and 2m
Both are good choices. Fun & relatively reliable. Also becoming rare and sought after therefore appreciating in value. Why just maybe?

if you posted the f12 id say based

Z3M coupe, good example E34 / E39 M5 are much better investments than a girlfriend and will get you plenty of hipster pussy.

Spartanburg SC, actually.

White men would rather drive shitty overpriced imports than have white babies.

user is right, this is the chad choice.
A chad rents a lambo and gets free bitches every week, not a fucking depreciating gf.

bmw for sure, roastie toastie will fuck u head

A chad exists only in minds of incels
Go outside

What do you guys think of a 3 series? Is that shit tier?

Yes, even by lesser car buyers you will be mocked internally. The normal person's mindset towards a 3 series is a try hard.

Depends what 3 series, M3s are decent, CSL is a great investment if you can afford one in the first place. If you want a fun daily even a manual 330i will do the trick. 3 series won't get you as much muff as say a Z3M coupe, or a mint 850i
Z4M coupe is in a good price range right now I think.

Lmao literally falling for the FUD. Have you ever owned an e90/E92 M3? If you don't drive like an asshole and maintain your car it works fine.

All the E60 m5s that are grenades are those who don't warm up the oil, and transmission costs come down to not changing your transmission fluid. I can't comment on the E46s, just that my buddies who own them love them but that sounds like a maintenance and negligence issue.

>Z3M coupe
This car is so fucking based. My uncle had one years ago. Such a fun car.

It's the most affordable mid level performance car, also comes in a coupe variant. Has some decent luxury like leather seats and some basic electronics. Also hydraulic steering.

It's like the gold standard for mid-level performance and utility(4dr sedan for passengers, coupe still has plenty of room for hauling shit but can still fit 4 people if needed)

>6 cyl twin turbo (single turbo for newer models)

Both are terrible investments because they're rapidly depreciating assets that have high-maintenance costs, that being said a BMW is better investment since the resale value is much higher

>if it floats, flies, drives or fucks, lease it, never buy it

Why does pussy hold so much power over you bros?

Thats the ugliest ferrari they make

I have both. Comfy,