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/comfy saturday/ edition
Post comfy shit.
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>vaping some dank weed
>watching hunter x hunter in one monitor
>looking at charts in ToS in my other monitor

maximum comfy achieved.

fuck tripfags btw

>ate a week cookie
>watching madoka
>shitposting on 4chin

right there with ya

>bro its going to crash monday
reminder bond markets are pricing in a 75 bps cut during the fed meeting in a couple of weeks

*weed cookie

Monday will be fun

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Remember kids:
Drink water, take your vitamins, and buy TLT, TVIX, SQQQ, and SPXU.

>mfw monday bounce back to pre-coronavirus levels

Gonna be a good day, bullbros.

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>bullposting has become entirely ironic now
wew lad

every day is fun, when you're a day trader :^)

>coronavirus cases in NY state up to 89
On the one hand oh fugg
On the other hand good odds uni will close soon so nice break incoming. Stanford completely stopped all non online classes

corona cases are only going to increase the next week or so.. more blood to come

cnbc.com/2020/03/07/coronavirus-live-updates-pope-cancels-large-public-appearances-as-cases-surge-in-europe.html

Oh yeah as the pandemic continues to accelerate, I'm sure

Yes bugman. Buy TVIX when the vix is 36

I'm not much into technicals anymore. DIX is daily and sentiment news is mostly daily too. I wish I could quantify supply and demand more continuously.

>uni
when did americans start saying this?

University and college are both used, though I used it since I go to one of the SUNY universities.

>buy the dip

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>not living with your parents to keep your expenses at literally 0
>not saving literally every penny you make to buy the bottom
>not selling your possessions to get more cash in hand
not gonna make it

FTSE set up to crash and burn in the next week or two. UK could reach ~1000 cases by Thu/Fri, if Italy's numbers are anything to go by. I assume we have higher pop. density than Italy as well, so the numbers could go up even quicker. NHS is not prepared to a huge influx of patients either and they had an order for 1mil masks turned down bc France kept them for themselves lel
govt seems to be trying the 'keep calm and carry on.. but also wash your hands' strategy so far

I’m really glad they fixed the grammar
But you really should buy the fucking dip, incel

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buy IBIO

As a matter of irrefutable fact, the bottom of the market will be reached when coronavirus is at its worst. Is coronavirus at its worst? No. Therefore, the market will go lower.

When this starts impacting earnings the real rape will occur. We're just getting a taste.

kek

>He doesn't know were already at 41
>He doesn't know we are going to 60

Live with my parents while working, everytime they ask for money I pretend they didn't hear it kek. I'm a piece of shit but they have 3 houses each worth about $300k each so I dont have any sympathy.

Has anyone seen soxl shill lately?

Shills have been coronavirus'd

The only question is when is the bottom?

I'm sorry, but did the markets already crash? Oh, that's right. The fed hasn't even made a decision yet. In fact, it's only cut 50 basis points. Does not having a fed chair who cares about your economy count as crashing? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you buy puts when we had the largest point gain in history this week?

>only 50pb

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I don't even know anymore what to think. Is this worrisome?

>Not Buying SNSS

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I'm a brainlet when it comes to bond markets, is there any major risks with 20yr treasury bonds (TLT) crashing if the fed cuts rates even more? Anything else I should take into account?
As a token of gratitude, take this Sharpe optimized portfolio some smart user came up with like a year ago.

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SNSS user, do you mind if I crash at your place until SNSS moons and I can afford food and a roof again? I can't sell so early, but I can't pay my bills.

Are you gay? You can be a 150 IQ faggot and still be AIDS riddled and delusional

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>Is an emergency 50 bp cut worrisome?
Yes.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-02/a-brief-history-of-the-federal-reserve-s-emergency-rate-shifts

>10 months between first emergency cut and the collapse in 2008
this thing is going to last the whole year isn't it

God bless the user that showed me cacavocacococo capital. These are fantastic!

imagine shorting goldman sachs last monthg when it was at 250 lol its gonna tank down to 100

Glad to add another kokopelli fan to the club. But try not to post too much about it, I don’t want any of the retards to start spamming him. And lately we have more retards than ever. Cute rat showed me the light so he deserves the credit.

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Based

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IT'S HAPPENING SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL CASES ARE GROWING EXPONENTIALLY IN THE US WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL AND MOVE INNA WOODS ASAP TO SURVIVE DO IT!

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Not that anyone cares freightwaves.com/news/china-cargo-flows-rapidly-return-to-pre-coronavirus-levels

What's the outlook for monday?

It's over man who cares?

>march 3
>The caveat is that this was to be expected as Chinese port workers and truckers returned after an extended Chinese New Year (CNY) holiday. Inbound and outbound cargo delayed during the post-CNY period was already en route or contracted for transport.

Fake news

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youtube.com/watch?v=C_N-3270JbA
>DONT SELL
>YOURE NOT RATIONAL
>OTHER PANDEMICS DID NOTHING
>ONLY A SMALL QUARTERLY LOSS
>IN TEN YEARS YOULL BE FINE
>ITS ALREADY PRICED IN
Imagine being this desperate.

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since im a retard hopefully green open then deep red

>saudi arabian civil war imminent
fuck, is the economy actually gonna crash?

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I bought 1700 shares. When will I make it?

Actually bigger than the chink flu if they aren't bluffing. Russia is already going to keep producing. Very unlikely but if it happens 1/3 of US oil and gas upstream will go out of business

>not living with your parents to keep your expenses at literally 0

Why do people shit on this? I have a full time job and live with my parents. Luckily for me, they want me to. I never would have been able to save a single penny if I had moved out.

>watching a millennial fuckboi who has never seen a bear market
whats wrong you? Are you retarded?

>Donald trump and Jewish US economic advisor both say to buy

I dunno

That white guy you're posting looks pretty finance chad as well.

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>tfw DCfag

It's over, bros, it's fucking over.

Target 0.25 then? Madness. May as well chop it straight to zero.

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With deaths and cases doubling in the US with no signs of slowing down its hard to think it will be anything but another slaughter of red.

Which is great for me and my puts.

wtf is that

bond funds like TLT hold existing bonds (bonds that have already been issued in the past, with rates determined at the time of issue)

so when rates go down, the existing bonds (with higher rates) instantly become more valuable. (also, if the fed is cutting rates, it means the economy might have some turbulence, so demand for bonds can rise).


Bond funds go down when the fed raises rates significantly, because the demand for the existing bonds with locked in rates is lowered. (also, if the fed is raising rates, the economy is probably doing OK, so people will probably be moving money from bonds into stocks, so the demand for existing and new bonds might decrease).

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ah shit. oil keeps going down boys. BUY PUTS ON OIL REFINERIES