>I'm selling toilet paper, $100 a roll.
I'm selling toilet paper, $100 a roll
Noah Wright
Parker Lee
I can't wait til Corona really impacts society, those few faggots I see hauling TP out of the store today? Gonna beat them to a fuckin pulp
Gavin Clark
Also it's not illegal to spit on--or attack--these bottom dwellers when in line at the store.
Jace Bailey
i do love these people, don't they understand trees are everywhere, and most countries produce TP.
in fairness i got a 9 roll pack in my closet, but theres no way we're going to run out of TP all together.
Carson Walker
what pisses me off isn't that I might be denied toilet paper. I have enough control over my life where I would be able to adapt to that situation without it sending me into a fit of rage. what pisses me off is the absolute size of these peoples' tiny fucking brains, and imagining the try hard hell that is their existence. you can make so much money from just your computer, price gouging toilet paper is only good if your time is completely worthless
Ayden Parker
>No tinned food
>No water
>No blankets
>heard on the radio some boomer fucking retard mention toilet paper
>later that day I heard there was a fight over TP
>MUST BUY TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
Matthew Taylor
Just use your hand desu
Ryan Mitchell
but hagi, can you shit on street without putting toilet paper down first
Adrian Diaz
Is this just an american thing or what? I usually need to wipe twice or thrice and it's all clean. Does none of these people eat any fiber?
Gabriel Phillips
I can shit on your face without toiletpaper :)