Toilet paper is about to disappear from the shelves

Toilet Paper - is the new tulip mania

and the the black death happens to us

It's chinks buying from overseas

literally all those purchases were made online.

Did somebody just say dispute?

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Liar. All servos are stocked. Fear mongering retard kek

can have my stonks certificates
arse-wiping be their final useful use now

lol im in the process of making my paypal I'm going to sell toilet paper on australian ebay.
I'll let you guys know if it works out.

Funniest Sell Signal I've Ever Perceived

imagine going into a shared bathroom and there's no toilet paper, just a rag laying in a bucket of non-clear water

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A literal nigga and a coconut fighting while a crafty white Nana sneaks a 10 pack out of fatty mc fattys trolley . what a time to be alive

Did cave men have toilet paper? Is it any more essential for us than today then it would have been for them if we could transport it there to them?

The bedrock of society is clean water, electricity and open and easy transport allowing food to reach places where it isn't grown. How the fuck is toilet paper the thing people run towards?

I'm not the type to ever go but crap when shit is going on like hurricane or snowstorm or this flu crap. But if I was ever fearful of missing out on the ESSENTIALS OF MODERN LIFE.
I would go buy a generator for electricity. Some oil for it. Invest in solar panels for my home.
Have a thorough understanding of how the water that comes out of my pipes is produced and how close I am to a flint michigan type of deal. Then proceed to address that situation.

After that is done. The only fucking thing I am buying is dry virtually expiration free rice and legumes/pulses/beans. Store in multiple air tight containers.

Literally done. That is the basics of surving a year atleast if shtf. Have your own power. Have dry food that only requires water and heat to eat. Your worst case scenario is having to find water if your tap is a no go.

FUCK TOILET PAPER

First, yes, some of the fluid in female ejaculate is urine. However, there is far more to it than that. Women have these things called Skene's glands, two small glands just inside of the urethral opening. Their job is to secrete fluid meant to lubricate the urethra, which aids in the vulva's self-cleaning properties and helps prevent UTIs. When sexually stimulated, some women can produce a lot of fluid from these glands, but they do not produce any "velocity," so to speak. However, during sexual stimulation, the urethra can fill with this fluid, and upon orgasm, the woman's muscles contract powerfully and this can eject the fluid in a manner that could be called squirting. That said, this is no spray of liquid, more of a small spurt that lasts no longer than a fraction of a second. When you see videos where a woman is dispensing any sort of stream, that is urine either alone or combined with the liquid from the Skene's glands. However, in these situations, it doesn't mean that it doesn't fall under the category of "squirting." Who really cares what organ produces the liquid? Simple fact is that a woman is so turned on and feels so much pleasure that her body is just going to do what it's going to fucking do. If a woman pees a little during an orgasm, don't let that distract you from the fact that she's fucking off the wall with excitement and it doesn't devalue the situation at all. Of course, this is constantly faked in porn. Actresses just wiggle around and pee. Guess fucking what, all professionally produced porn is fake. These people are banging in a room full of bored crewmembers, under burning set lights, on a tight schedule. Of course the firehose blasting out from between the woman's legs is pee. BIG WHOOP. IT'S PORN. Squirting really does happen. Many women never experience it, but for the ones who do, the last thing they need is you atrocious fucking boils on the face of reality complaining that they're faking it and just peeing.

Damn Australians look like THAT?!

>sharters fight over toilet paper
kek the absolute state of amerimutts

when was the last time the flu stopped the stock market, stopped the supplychains, etc? let me know, retarded millennial.

>mfw im a millennial

so this is the power of the western diet

>toilet paper

Cringe

fucking sugar is sold out, i understand toilet paper kind of, i'm mean i could just take a shower afterwards, but fucking sugar is not a staple

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>It's just the fucking flu
flu doesn’t require artificial ventilation due to severe respiratory condition in 15% of cases
do you understand that once hospitals are filled mortality rate will skyrocket?
infect ivory is exponential so it’s just a matter of time

it mostly affect boomers and fatties. society needs a cleanse.

>15% of cases
15% of cases involving boomers. Who cares?

Yeah, who cares? 15%? You fucking loser

It always was

hahahah cope gold and silverfags we kept telling you that no one will be looking for your shiny rocks in a real emergency now look at this

* single-handedly ends tp shortage *

Nothing personal kids.

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Kek

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This. I can't believe first world countries aren't using these, it's a thousand time more hygienic, cheap, let's you use much less paper. There's literally no reason it's not in every home.

i bet yall retards don't even shit before you shower so you can blast your b-hole with the jet spray showerhead

this

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ah cool. Cool, cool, cool. They source themselves. Brilliant and must be fact.

HE'S NOT A BOOMER, FAGGOT. SO, HE DOESN'T CARE. How hard is that to wrap your head around?????

>not blasting your rectum with a water hose + light enema after every shit, while still sitting in the toilet

I'm not, but most of my family is. Sad state of Yas Forums when we're not looking after our families, huh?

I spliced a dish sprayer from an old sink into my toilet plumbing to make my own red neck bidet

check the site for the 30+ references

Why toilet paper? I understand canned food or water but this tp mania seems engineered.

just think about the inheritance gains

Why should I stock up on anything instead of just killing a boomer and taking their toilet paper stockpile if things actually become a lawless society where toilet paper is currency?

> Need toilet paper last week
> Stop on my way home from work grab an 8 roll pack so I'm good for awhile
> I get home I open the cabinet under the sink, oh shit bro I bought toilet paper the day before already
I fucking made it boyos

If anything, in my experience: Boomers are the ones giving the least of a shit about this. Let their ignorance be their downfall.

Just buy wet wipes, they're much better

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"multiple time as many people get infected 40-80% of the world population (estimate)" into the trash it goes

Enjoy your plumbers bills when it finally clogs the pipes

You should buy ghee and beef tallow to add fat to your diet, you will be miserable without it

Absolutely based!

the user above never said he flushed them...

cope
thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/482794-officials-say-the-cdc-is-preparing-for
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-13/coronavirus-could-infect-two-thirds-of-globe-researcher-says
theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/11/coronavirus-expert-warns-infection-could-reach-60-of-worlds-population

>2020
>using toilet paper

Yeah, he places shit smeared wet toilet wipes in the bin, next to his toothbrush, near his sink, where he shaves. KEK

I don't get it, just use paper towels. Next step is using notebook/printer paper. I would gladly wile my ass with notebook paper over these dumb niggers unloading their pumped to bags on me.

ok enough with the toilet paper

what's the next item I should buy to exploit the corona panic? toothpaste?

>Needing toilet paper
maybe if your a lardass with a poor diet like in the OP pic

Get the population to rush to a few single points, on a single day... I dunno, say, to a toilet paper aisle or some shit, right? Cool, since only dumb fucks and idiots and poor and unemployed are stupid enough, they can all infect each other and die.
Then we release the vaccines.