How many of you have actually had sex?

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Me

Thousands of times
Boring

The state of the women species

How old are you op? Having sex is not really an accomplishment. Steal the creditcard of your mom and yolo all-in LINk on coinbase.

This it becomes a chore after a while

What's sex?

i bareback sodomized a crackhead tranny hooker with a missing front tooth once for $5. pulled out with shit all over my dick. took forever to get over the shame and self loathing.

I have. The last time was about 3 weeks ago, and I'm 95% sure I got herpes. Sex really isn't that great desu, too much effort, and like I am experiencing right now, shit can go horribly as a result.

i remember jerking off to that, op

I stopped watching porn and sex got infinitely better

Sweating bagholder.

I’m 22 years old and still a virgin, never even kissed a girl. And through college, 2 1/2 years, more than that actually, I’m still a virgin. It has been very torturous.College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. In those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness, it’s not fair.You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime because I don’t know what you don’t see in me, I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman. I will punish all of you for it. [laughs]

>you will never be at a party and have the freedom to stick your penis in any mouth you see

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The chicks in these videos are all in the porn industry. Parties like this don't actually happen unless you're a multimillionaire.

Can't dodge the Rodge.

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Women are a joke

Heh

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I had sex with my slutty legitimately hot goth gf about an hour ago
Drunk as fuck so started out with her on top and she rode me until she came
Flipped her over and absolutely busted that pusy shit was so cash

I stopped both and didn't know where to go from there

They will pay.

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Its past your bedtime kiddo onto bed

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Is it herpes bros?

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Looks like HPV mate..

I'm 17. Kissless virgin but I do have a 1K link stack to my name

Nice dubs

Those who truly have had sex more than likely don't want to do it again. Those that claim to have sex or love doing it is a virgin

Is that a pig's nose?

Stop worrying about having sex and accumulate more link. Start working out and try socializing more, if you want to increase your chances to have sex.

how much SUTER for this to be me next year?

Ohio State Girls are fucking dirty bros ._.

I've had sex probably around 100+ times over the course of 3 partners. Yes its fun and feels good, is it worth the hassle? FUCK NO
Save your money and time for LINK

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hahahahahahahahahaha you should loathe yourself degenerate faggot

That looks like HSV-2 man. Go get tested but I'm like 95% sure you're having an outbreak.

enjoy your AIDS faggot

Well I've got 3 kids so that's at least 3 times.

yes

you sure nigga?

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Looks like really really bad chaffing. We’re you completely smashed and had a friction issue during sex for whatever reason? If not then yeah you picked something up.

I only get really hard pee pee if she lets me stick it deep in her throat and poo poo

See, this is really my hope, and there is some left. I had full Bush, and it was literally the first time I've ever had sex with full bush, which undoubtedly lead to an increase in friction. I was also high as fuck on dabs, and went pretty hard for a good while. I used a condom minus oral for a few minutes. Either way looking into it more, at worst it's my first HSV2 outbreak, I'll survive, adapt, and overcome.

They also showed up like the next morning, which is absurdly quick for any STD, that and not having any flu like symptoms, I'm optimistic it's friction burn. I would definitely not describe them at all as warts or cauliflower shaped, so I think HPV is out.

Would you say you miss this lil nigga like we wouldn't believe?

I’m 44... I’ve been married for over 15 years.having sex is really not a big deal young OP.

It’s over bud

My gf doesn't get in the mood for sex any more - should I dump her ?

I can't wait until I'm older than 25 and have grown out of my young male horny-all-the-time bullshit, it's already ruined for me considering I gave my virginity to a girl who was a virgin herself and she cheated on me a year later.

sex is overrated
but im fucking horny

She's cheating on you user, dump that bitch with extreme prejudice. Women don't magically lose the urge to have sex, they just pretend they don't so they don't have to fuck someone they aren't attracted to anymore.

Yes. Life is too short for that shit.

kek based
i'm too lazy to chase girls though so i just jack off as frequently as possible
feels good man

Sex is actually really boring and time consuming even with max fetish and domination. A lot of effort for a thirty second reward whereas my financial gains are forever.

>whereas my financial gains are forever
same with Yas Forums gains
feels good to be in a pursuit of something meaningful eh

She looks like shes trying too hard

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I have, many times, it's overrated, I unironically prefer fapping

lmfao was it worth the $5

it's great if you're a teen and uncircumcised

is this whats meant by kneepads? I want more link

>all this effort
too bad he's cut and can't feel nothing
life is kinda sad like this

36 had many sex, i think sex is still a singularly unique experience.
Cumming inside with the girl squeezing her tight pussy is mind blowing. It feels like you are getting the cum sucked out of you. No fapping can achieve that.

Lmao wtf am I even looking at?

based

seconding this, wtf

how do i short that image?

sorry man you got the mark of Cain but on your balls