So you all are saying that my Microsoft stock is (slightly) going up now because the feds are pumping? Is there any source to this? I mean it could also be that some people are just buying the dip.
'Nother day, 'nother Totally Natural And Real Closing Rally
How much of the market does the PPT know own? This is getting ridiculous
Jeremiah Morgan
What the fuck guys... Who the fuck is buying? Don't give me that fed conspiracy garbarge. Like for fucks sake I'm down 60 fucking percent on my puts already.
Isaac Nelson
>when you’re first place on the third lap in mario kart
Ian Jones
They can't keep this up forever. The more they pump, the harder it will crash.
Gabriel Powell
sell it RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Jordan Butler
they want you to know you're a small fish in a big ocean
at least they don't ban selling and let us play the game with them
Dylan Taylor
Checked. They don't want normies to panic over the weekend.
Hudson Price
Good. Monday will be a feast for bears
Wyatt Adams
Japanification?
Carson Hernandez
le eod scam pump has arrived
Brody Gomez
Big green monday followed by another massive shortsell & cover @ 3:30
They never learn
Brayden Thomas
What an absolute joke. Burn these Jews.
Chase Jackson
our economy is absolutely correlated with the price of oil
Parker Taylor
26000
Brandon Young
>Don't give me that fed conspiracy garbarge. Lol
Michael Carter
literally pumping back to market open L M A O F U C K T H E F E D
Elijah Cooper
THE INVISIBLE HAND
Austin Carter
im laughing so god damn hard right now
i love the fed, this is amazing - what a time to be alive!
anons I just placed a short on the vix, already up 5%. I should hold over the weekend right? I can't see the vix passing 40. I feel like we'll have a dead cat bounce on monday.
All it takes is one meme virus and all the RH kiddies get blatantly pumped and dumped on, repeatedly.
Amazing.
Jayden Roberts
DING DING DING
WAKEY WAKEY BEARBROS
Luke Kelly
muh chinkman movie
Brody Mitchell
I've lost 25k trying to short tlsa. Would of had 27k in my portfolio from a 10k investment. Now I'm at 2k and my puts end today. I don't understand how an overvalued company is doing so well in this market. It should be 500 or 400. I would of made 200k if this wasn't a clown market
I'll recover though but I'll never touch tlsa ever again in my life.
Isaac Young
And gold just dumped at the same time? k then, retard.
Andrew Myers
Why is nobody buying HPE calls? Cloud computing and a nuclear testing super computer contract with AMD?
Jose Campbell
>+2.7% in 15 minutes
ok
ok
Camden James
>they couldn't push into the Green The absolute state of the FED
Samuel Morgan
how do they do it? Just fudge the numbers or add money into the market by printing money?
John Wood
idiots fell for the bear meme
Evan Hernandez
Absolute total market manipulation and its fucking obvious
Liam Scott
>he thinks the Fed will lose control
brehs if you think that the Fed is going to lose control then you should be buying AR-15s and ammo, not puts in the market lol
damn that was an amazing pump, we got them bullbros, they predicted wrong. This virus thing just got way better in that 15 minutes. I bet like 20 people got cured and the news hasn't hit yet.
>immediately dropping after hours top kek, fuck this fake and gay market
Luke Lewis
How can we hold Trump accountable for this?
Ryder Garcia
I need a fucking over 4% drop on Monday just to break even... This game is fucking rigged.
Caleb Butler
Kinda weird you think the company is irrationally priced in the market, and then expect it to act according to market standards now.
Camden Carter
After 2 red days in a row, after alternating red/green days for 5 straight days before, anyone with half a brain can see Monday will be green. Why wouldnt it pump before close conspiracyfags?
Logan Bell
Monday better be an avsolute bloodbath or I'm fucking ruined
That makes sense. People have to sell something to buy back stock they shorted. They’ve got gains in gold, dump it.
Joshua Torres
green futures sunday
Wyatt Nguyen
(((the fed)))
Thomas Moore
Reduce rates to make free money easier to acquire is the most common.
What you just witnessed is them literally just buying shares to raise prices. I have no idea what they do with the shares afterwards. They can't sell them or it would cause further price declines.
Its some REALLY slimy Jewish trickery. Unimaginable really.
Robert Gonzalez
Good. Looks like the market is not crashing any time soon. Or rather the market already crashed but not that hard like 10 years before. So when Corona gets killed by the Summer I will enjoy the bull run. I gonna expect a new all time high of technology stocks in the next few months.
Lucas Ross
>shorting meme stocks >longing meme stocks >touching meme stocks even with a 10 foot pole
Eli Parker
Glad I got out of my puts earlier this afternoon. Holding that shit through a weekend is retarded
John Ramirez
it was 15 dollars, but yeah i was like I just wont sell it
Matthew Watson
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 1.53% today, managed to eek out a green week :OO Pump into close is madness, no idea where we're headed. Will wait until monday to deploy any options or spreads. Think maybe lower honestly, but defending not only 285 but 290 is crazy. SVXY continues to take big hits, but I'm so excited for China's [REDACTED] in two weeks. Oh wait normals aren't supposed to hear about that one ;) This week we're going to the Romano's in South Portland, Maine!
Faggot, every single fucking day this week at 1500/1530->closing bell there has been a MASSIVE pump. Every. Single. Day. Red days? Up. Green days? Up. You'd have to be an actual fucking retard to believe this isn't the gov blatantly manipulating the market
Been trading on it since Tues, can set your fucking watch to it
Connor Taylor
down 0.2%, was using short airlines to balance out longs. somehow managed to be nearly flat due to pure luck in covering before the big airline pump this morning.
Connor Phillips
I dumped SQQQ throughout the day at a decent average and then SPXU barely before it went negative on me. I saw either a huge fall or the usually eod pump, glad it wasn’t too fast
Anthony Stewart
Sold it at 8 thinking that was the top of the moon candle and only doubled that small stack while everything else I guess I have to just hold on to forever
Isaac Clark
Are we going to see SPY below 290? Should I wait more before buying?
Eli Murphy
>volatility too high to buy options unless you're a degenerate weeklies gambler Let me buy cheap leaps again please.
You guys sound like /sp/fags crying REFBALL when a game doesnt go their way
Jace Baker
I wonder what they will cook up during the weekend to save the market next week
Jonathan Taylor
I'm +0.275%, in other words flat. I'm playing with so little of my portfolio, though, that it's pretty much expected, the vast majority is locked into a call I sold that gets freed up in two weeks. Are we getting any appetizers?
Carson Nguyen
how is a bear market even real?
LMAO, just print more dollars
Brandon Edwards
there's no way tomknow what they do with them?
Dominic Sanders
this market is fucking bonkers
Jayden Sanders
hey... I'm not shitposting or strawmanning or whatever fuck you
Cooper Jackson
>opened -5% >half-way through up 7% >ended %3 This volatility makes my beans so fucking wet
Fuck the fucking Fed , this market is gay and fake.
Ian Gray
This... it's almost as predictable as thursday sell off
Noah Gray
Nice, I only got into NanoViricides, sounds way cooler.
Aaron Brown
Go long otm on something thats $30-50
Isaac Williams
not if after hours today is any indication, it is crashing with no survivors rn
Liam Long
How absurd. We might as well just adopt communism with market manipulation this transparently obvious. Make it illegal for anyone under 65 to sell. There is not a sensible trader on this planet that would say it's a good idea to hold this weekend and that is what we're supposed to believe is happening on a grand scale.
And instead of letting the market naturally retract itself and adapt itself to current market conditions, we're artificially keeping it afloat increasing the inevitable amount of damage that will occur when the market does falter. What happens if on monday everyone decides they are done with passive investing and they try to get their money? Is the Fed just supposed to purchase the entire economy?
