/smg/ stock market general

IT’S GOING TO -5.0%
HELP MEEEEEEEEEE

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How many millions will you be making off of GALT?

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I was 50% cash since 3 weeks ago. Picked up some 3M today so more like 25% cash now.

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what can the fed do to pump it on monday? trying to decide if i should hold puts over the weekend.

Using both fidelity and Robinhood

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>dow jones is at -3.10% now

I'm afraid of what might come next.

positions or never post again please

anyone have link to bell ringer explaining some of his skam's on camera? cant seem to find the right keywords

>seriously, explain why anyone would be buying in this moment?

I bought MSFT at $165, right before their quarterly announcement, rode it until $185-ish, got scared and sold at $178
Now I'm thinking of getting back in
It seems pretty depressed now for a company that is kicking Amazon's ass in the cloud market
Also holy shit tdameritrade has a much better page than robinhood

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cut rates again, other OMO, etc.
depends on how desperate they are

That’s gambling. You have a gambling problem. :/

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damn dude you still planning to keep that in robinhood after the outage

I am finally in the green for the past three months bros...

Why is Microsoft still going down? I mean they shouldn't be that intense influenced by a chink flu?

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It's not a problem if you're winning

Today I will remind them

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How

tfw overall long into weekend

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>up sixty four thousand dollars
>problem

HERE WE GO

is the market closed on monday?

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VIX AT 52

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>tfw corona-chan made you enough money for a nice overseas vacation

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Same here

Should of been Jim Cramer edition

>literally making it
>problem
you passive investor cucks are reaching now

nothing you said matters with corona shitting up everything.

S&P just hanging on to -4%

IM RUINED. IM ACTUAY RUINED. IVE LOST EVERYTHING

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70 short to 105 long ratio

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Market is open on Monday.

They're a software company. Super SARS should have minimal impact on them since the majority of their work could be done at home(to my retarded knowledge). I don't understand either.

DO WE BREAK 2 900? LET'S GIVE IT A GO FELLOW BOBOS.

I'm scared of an EOD pump.

The Fed better not cut rates today

so you're saying if i hold my short positions for 17 months i'll be a millionaire?

Sold a few of my VXX calls for well over current ticker price, this week has been amazing

Literally anything that uses electronic components is heavily exposed to chink flu.

PPT is tired and running on empty. Emergency rate cut 2.0 inbound next week.

Fellow wage frens look around you, it might be the last time you see some of your coworkers

Same dude I'm down like 50 fucking bucks fml smdh

>crude oil -10%
What the actual fuck

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Schiff saud -5% would bring us back to the bottom of 2018 dip. Testing the floor I guess

I doubt they let it close below 25000

These are the end times

we are entering a recession and 60% of americans don't have 500$ emergency cash.

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$50 a night cruise offerings when?

Gregory Mannarino keeps saying oil is an indicator.
Deceased demand for out because of supply chain issues, maybe?

people still believe the flu is the cause for the crash? kek

Consistantly unprofitable trader here: Sorry bulls, I just bought a spy call. Expect the market to collapse.

lol

short the fuck out of NOG my nig

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>coworkers get laid off
>receive new job title
>heavier workload with same pay
Living the At Will Employment dream.

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VIX AT 54

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i hold HPE ask me anything

So why do we think this is going to be a slow crash like in 2008, to me it seems that market is even more volatile than in 2008, what we're seeing now as one user put it are tremors before a volcano eruption, a vicious dip is coming any day now

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>Oil is an indicator
Holy shit no way!? Genius level take

exactly this. don't need oil when you're not shipping products

Any britbongs in here?

Why the fuck did flybe have a Darlington to humberside flight? It's only 77 miles

will go to 100

liquidation imminent

Same but
>too late to sell

We'll get completely free cruises, just no alcohol included.