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All hail the CRAB edition

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Previously on /smg/:

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Fuck you

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>galt saving the day

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>yfw it turns out GALT has the cure for corona

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Am I the only one buying up OILU and WTIU?

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Sold some spider straddles to try and profit off IV crush. Good play or dumb?

high low buy sell

I've got $300 bucks ready to blow but I need a new phone soon. Buy the dip or buy new porno device?

RISE!!! RISE!!!

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>he sold during the dip

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holy shit literally nothing is happening

Eternally accumulating. When is this shit going to moon GALT bros

HOLY FUCK GUYS
IM PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFITING

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That's a beautiful crab my main man.

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INO 16$

Fuck yeah INO!

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aaaaaand we are back bearcucks on sucide watch

newfag here, how do you make money if bond yields are going down?

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Which bonds are looking good rn?

RUSSIA CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

the ride never ends edition

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>Pandemic infecting thousands in america as we speak
>Inverted yield curve
>Fed pumping 100B into Repo overnight
>Plunge Protection Team unable to help
>Interest rates cut and unable to be cut further
>Oil is crashing
>Bonds at record low

>sp500 is mooning
>my meme stocks aren't following

>he thinks this is the dip
We are not at the bottom yet, boyo
Also, fuck phones and fuck porno

what does it all mean?

CAN'T STOP WINNING

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wall of worry, it's bullish

#

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Buy TLT

truly, we are in the End Times.
The Free Market has wanted to crash for so long, at last the State is unable to keep up it's meddling.

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The answer is always next week

Own bonds.

Bond value rises as bond yield goes down.

COMFY SQUAD CHECK IN
WHO HERE /COMFY/

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Just imagine waiting on the sidelines with cash in your hands and not buying when everything is at a huge discount right now because you are concerned that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs will cause a longlasting global recession.

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Because im TLT, i'm dynamite, I'm TLT paying off your car, TLT watch me go farrrrr oi oi oi TLT oi oi oi TLT

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>Copyright 2016

Everybody buy inovio

Yeah, it was back in 2016

real bonds vs tlt?
those in an etf can get fucked because of liquidity no?

I'm all cash now so i guess.

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/somewhat/

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INO going up?

Curash eet

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You looked, you fucking mong. Top kek.

>tfw 20% BTC and 80% USD
Literally a bear proof inflation proof investment.

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>LONG OVERWEIGHT MARKETCAP
>SHORT UNDERWEIGHT MARKETCAP

>censored porn
>not a bear

What a waste.

8,3 billion dollar corona virus emergency bill
fuck Tr

Plenty is happening today, what's funny to me is how stocks officially haven't made meaningful gains since 2017 or earlier. The cracks started to show around 2016, we've been on life support since but it's not enough. Sick of waiting but at least the insufferable "eternal golden bull" faggots have stopped spamming.

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kek, see you Monday, retard.

HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN?!

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Should I buy BUS and SUY stocks?
I want to go all in on BUS-SUY.

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I want to fuck this birdtender

No, you're not smart enough to sell and realize profits like they do I'm going to say that right now. If long term government bonds ever don't have enough liquidity you should be more worried about the negro gang rape squads in your city anyway.

You could have said SY

Jesus CSCO and JPM look like they’re going to be welded into the building until corona is over. One needs enterprise spending and the other needs the non-negative interest rates.

I sold, couldnt take the pain and anyone with debt could be in trouble right now.

Rather stick that money in something with real products. This company sucks.

INO going up, last chance to buy

Would probably let that twink suck my cock, but then he'd have to leave.

Shit, you're right.

Day trading from the bathtub, Short ng Tesla still fren
Komfy

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Yes I do know what an inverted yield curve is how could you tell?

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when to sell these puts boyos. i feel like holding them over the weekend but that feels greedy

thinking about selling this shit and going long on uwt

TLT is almost guaranteed free money right now you better fuckin buy in today before the Monday drop

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Who here /makingit/?

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It’s easy to believe this thing has a penis.

It really is hard to believe this thing was born male. But it was. That’s a dude.

Kudlow says 20% of people die... I’m waiting to buy the dip. Someone please bring us back to retest last weeks low.

unironically prettier and better body than most girls

same here no-homo

Bretty good quarter bros

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SNIB SNAB :DDD

Any downsides to using more than one broker?

is that TDA?

Hold them fren 2 extra days of terrible news to shove everything down

VXX TLT
GANG RISE UP

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I like how fast everyone forgot about him when Corona-chan came knocking the door. Nobody talks about the crisis or the airplane shot down """by accident""".

Uvxy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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that's what i thought last week bruh

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So... How will next week look like?

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UH, GUYS????

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Yes

It will be crashing this market.
With no survivors.

I take it back
I bought an MSFT

How ok am I buying long dated OTM calls and flipping them once the pump hits?

I was wondering how all that was gonna get swept under the rug.
Our memories all swayed so easily.

Really makes you think

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crab for eternity, with a 1% drop on average everyday for the next 2 weeks

Lol, yeah baghold my bonds for me retard
Two week repo was oversubscribed by almost 400%. Lotssss of people needing long term low rate liquidity.

>INO going up, last chance to buy their put

Revised short term price target for oil in light of Russia being bitches: $25. 2016 low territory. With OPEC talks failing there is nothing to prop up the price in short term while demand remains half of what it should be. Weak dollar and rate cuts aren't going to be enough.

It's unbelievable to me that Russia pulled out. They're trying to grab leverage on the sector, I think. No other reason. They can say they're comfy with $40 but they're certainly not going to be comfy at $30, and that is going to happen now thanks to them.

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shhh, let the bulls sleep - they wont listen

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE STOCKS HIT THE FLOOR

I want to die

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>LabCorp (LH) down 5%
YOU BEST BEING BUYING RIGHT NOW BITCHES. BIGGEST TESTING LAB IN AMERICA SELLING CORONA KITS RIGHT NOW!!

labcorp.com/tests/139900/2019-novel-coronavirus-covid-19-naa

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That's old news. Buy gold if you're scared.

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

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Are you not expecting more cuts?

Gay

who here sad they missed the SPEX moon

how is this crabbing legal?

GUYS

how leveraged up are MA and V?
I just bought another V and kind of want to load up. This seems... bullish?

Unprecedented times, but Russia must think they have the sand raiders by the balls.

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Uh guys?

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Had no positions there but thought the same. No idea why Russia did that

Slightly more work at tax time? That's about it.

I am, but the curve is un-inverting, 30bp spread is the largest we've had in forever now and it's getting much stronger. Long term bonds are having an insane blow off top right now, I dont see any reason to increase duration. Even if rates get cut they're not moving.

yeah, everything is fine, I don't see anything strange whatsoever

Airlines are starting to keel over

YES!!!! KEEP SELLING!!!! PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

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Sell the fear if you want, obvously it’s riskoff as the bond market does unprecedented things.

Except DAL for some reason. But they will all dive once the government restricts flights next week.

AAAAAAAA
I BOUGHT SOME AMAT!!!

I guess that's why the premiums on my TLT calls keep going up even though the price has been kind of sideways today

How much money did you initially put in?

I'm down 12% on SQQQ, can you guys crash harder please?