/smg/ stonk market general

Popular brokers:
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Stock market terminology:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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nhentai.net/tag/sweating/

Free charting tools:
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Stock/ETF screeners:
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etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
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marketwatch.com/story/dow-poised-to-give-up-much-of-wednesdays-1200-point-gain-as-coronavirus-fears-dog-markets-2020-03-05?mod=barrons-on-marketwatch
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>GOLD

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you're not DCA'ing into this market, you're going to regret it in a few years

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How you holding up /smg/?

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Can someone logically explain to me this JBLU pump?

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>he actually thought the fed would let the market end in the red on a Friday

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So buy puts when the market hits green today? What to buy puts on though? Everything is just insanely volatile. Should I just get calls on uvxy instead?

With my job I have to monitor interest rates closely. This is absolute madness. Looking at our charts it immediately looks like someone simply screwed something up but it’s real.

So, buy SQQQ now or wait 30 minutes?

I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU
I WARNED YOU

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All major airlines are pumping like nothing else. Is going long a good short term play?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=FvLjJE7Bt88

Probably a quiet airline bail-out as was predicted not too awful long ago.

Only my pharmaceutical stocks are up.

who /cash/ here and loving it?

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Oh no, bear bros, we were too cocky.

They are pumping right now, so he was wrong.

fuck the bears, print 4 trillion more I don't give a fuck

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>newfag learning lessons

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reminder to bears

DCA (put a % in) in to your long targets on days like this.

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WHY WON'T JNJ AND KO DIP INTO MY BUY ZONE REEEEEEEEEEEE

Cash's trash baby, Cash's trash

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I keep trying to buy the bottom of Haliburton but there is no bottom. It's literally lost 1/3rd of its value as a company in the last month.

This is the last time I bear against these corrupt markets. Im just gonna bull and assume that richer people than me have much more to lose, so they'll protect their assets.

cash and a lil bit in puts
fed's gonna fuck around so I don't want to go full bear

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FED

If Bernie somehow wins and starts nationalizing corporations, it will be a big help having the Fed holding all this stock

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FUCK the fed

JBLUE FALLIN AGAIN GOTEMMMMM

markets don't go in a straight line down without getting a bounce here and there, retard.

I'm sure they're begging trump for bailouts already. And maybe he should do something so businesses don't have to fire everyone.

They're selling? Pamp it

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Imagine not buying right now when everything is at a major discount because you're worried about a possible recession from the fact that a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniffles.

I thought the Fed's mission was to control inflation and ensure maximum employment. Why the fuck are they getting involved with financial markets? Fuck boomers.

MIght as well just illegalize selling with how fucking fake this shit is

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But he knew they would pump to "prove" him wrong, so he was right

I'm overall long weighted over the weekend.

Still have shorts, but more longs.

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>Boeing positive

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fucking GDX... why is it going back up.

Imagine buying right now when companies are trying to price in an epidemic that is blasting all the supply lines from China to smithereens

Hope you got rid of those puts

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Oh man if we break 3k on the S&P again, it would look so fucking good. 4 contracts long aswell so I might be biased here, still though

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Oh no

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Kek

DCA DCA DCA DCA DCA
DCA DCA DCA DCA DCA

What exactly do you mean?

>FED is at it again
Annoying folks

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Thank God, I was getting worried

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what's dis

BARRICK GOLD
down 2.5%, I'm going in!

They're not going bankrupt, too much of the economy depends on them, they're too fucking big to fail

yes DCA when it's obviously falling

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imagine not buying dips when the market will be up in 6-18 months regardless:

Haha I'm fucked anons. I get to restart with 27 fucking dollars.

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That crude oil plot looks like the 10y treasury rate.

bros pls

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That's not DCA. DCA is buying on a fixed interval regardless of current prices, but increasing your allocation during dramatic price fluctuations.

>just made $30 in less than 10 minutes trading 100 shares of AMD

holy fuck that's more than i make in an hour at my job. and imagine, if i made the same trades with 1000 shares i'd have made $300. day trading is a helluva drug.

I’d agree but airline industry is nuts

Think of it as Jerome giving you more shorting opportunities
Thanks Jerome!

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If you like X asset

You would buy in a percentage of total goal.

So if Asset is at $8, you buy 10% of your stack in at that price. A week later you might buy another 10%.

In this way you are not timing it totally, just trying to average in at a depressed price because you are unsure of the bottom.

So if you think X stock is 20% likely to be at a bottom, instead of buying 100% in, you buy in with say 15%, then wait and see what happens for what to do next.

Damage control

Remove the fed

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Corona is popping all the bubbles, you can't just unpop them once it's gone. That's why Trump and his cabal of jews were hoping to God this was actually nothing.

Just to give some context, this chick broke down because some boomer berated her and her co-workers helped her out by taking her picture and posting it online. Felt it was accurate for the current mood.

What is the government bond market look like. If the Fucking bond market goes... Oh fuck we are in a world of hurt.

>puts expiring worthless today
>starting over with 30 dollars
last time I buy options.

We're going back down

>have a cool 100 on RH

wat do to salvage my poorfolio?

Please tell me you lifted this from reddit

WERE SAVED!

Also this guy looks like shit, shaking like his parkinsens meds wore off, his hair and makeup is lacking today also.

youtube.com/watch?v=IMDQikAa0bE

Shit larp, go peddle your jerkoff fantasies elsewhere faggot.

marketwatch.com/story/dow-poised-to-give-up-much-of-wednesdays-1200-point-gain-as-coronavirus-fears-dog-markets-2020-03-05?mod=barrons-on-marketwatch

I think of it devalueing the dollar, which is a safe bet right now

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>using a chart starting from the bottom of the last recession
Walk away Jerome, leave the market, and there will be an end to the horror

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The fuck happened to gold some moments ago?

schools are shutting down in various locations because of corona fears

gyms are shut down

social events are getting cancelled

we havent even fully went through an infection cycle, estimating 500 infections per city atm, will double daily

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>Letting bears write for a market news source

ISHYDDT

Someone probably sold a bunch of it.

Lol there are actually anons who are buying now
What you don’t realize is that we’re about to start seeing double digit red days

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