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Previously on /smg/:

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Should I buy RCL?

Fuck boomers and tripfags

There appears to be two. Should I delete this one?

Save it for later

This was first but reality is so often unfair

Alright. I'll link this thread after the other is finished.

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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She cute

What's the best way to buy the oil dip?

whats her @

Kek the girl who cried and then shit and cummed her pants.

Sauce?

nobody tell him

Speculation on short selling tesla. I forecast a general drop to the 500-600 range where it will float for the next 3 years or until Corona virus vaccine is discovered.

I need to open a margin account. I need a job so I can open a margin account

>where it will float for the next 3 years
That's retarded. You are retarded.

look at this dude~ look at the top of his head! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HOHOHOHO!

XLE

How do you make money in a market like this if you can't trade options?

Fellow leaf bros, is Corona Chan killing SU? Should I hodl or abandon ship?

Buy short etfs like sqqq

When should I sell INO? Will it ever hit $15+?

fucking crash already

Lads, can ya help a newb

I was looking at buying options for the first time
I saw some .10 cent options, and was going to buy like 75 of them.. meaning im buying the right to purchase 7500 shares at 5 dollars for a currently 3.50 stock..
I got a prompt that said "are you sure? there are no other buyers for this option"

So.. if i did buy hypothetically and it didnt go well i can just let the 750 purchase expire and lose all of it.

Am i missing anything

Yea. And Nobody else is trying to buy it because the shit is worthless

yes the only issue is that its leveraged meaning that it gets rebalanced... Meaning that you end up losing gains if there is too much volatility

Buy an un leveraged inverse etf

What you can do if you want to gamble is buy the cheaper put options with really low strikes. Just make sure it's farther out, let's say autumn. It will give you plenty of time for the market to drop

she cute

TLT at 20 times leverage :^)

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is it worth buying gold now? Its going down again but lots of people are saying its gonna go right back up. Thoughts?

sure

It literally got dumped like a fucking shit coin less than 2 hours ago.

Rebalanced every how often?

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bulltards getting really desperate

>yields are reaching all time lows on the 10 year guis!!1!
>must mean bond market is crashing too!!!!!

The absolute state of retarded top buyers here. Why would you ever take advice from people who don't even know basic ass market tools.

stonks go up
no go down

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700 new cases on italy and 50 deaths


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck

it's literally over china was larping it's way worse than expected, even tough italy has lower pop density this shit is totally out of control.

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how is the bond market basic?
it's complex and shit

>all in bonds

how fucked am I

I'M WATCHING A STOCK AND KEEP WAITING FOR A BOUNCE TO SHORT HIGHER AND IT KEEPS DUMPING

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We gonna make it savanon?

You do realize that if you die in stock market you die in real life, yes?

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>VIX BACK AT 49

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>twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1235696925778653185?s=19
>muh capitalism
Why are lefties so fucking retarded?

I didn't sell

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Are you saying he's wrong? I completely agree with him.

778 NEW CASES 49 DEAD IN ITALY JUST REPORTED

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pomp ett

>Pandemic infecting thousands in america as we speak
>Inverted yield curve
>Fed pumping 100B into Repo overnight
>Plunge Protection Team unable to help
>Interest rates cut and unable to be cut further
>Oil is crashing
>Bonds at record low
>Investor confidence is at all time low, and dropping fast

Pending another 15-20% crash, were not even halfway to the "bottom"

Italy: 3858 cases, 148 deaths

Wtf are those pastaniggers doing?

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we should just do as nothing happened, treat this thing like a flu and accept it will kill boomers, no need to panic. old people are a cost to the healthcare system anyway

dying, mostly

>EWI puts won't fill
reee.

>china was larping
They tricked the gweilo once again.

Having a better healthcare than China for sure, the Chinks were cremating people and not reporting them.

The chinks lied!
Anyone who believed any of their bullshit is retarded.

>Pending another 15-20% crash, were not even halfway to the "bottom"
Agreed, but you didn’t even mention the startup bubble. Which might pop and be an after shock after the initial crash.

This is today data only 700 new cases and 50 deaths today.

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I think that was Santelli's point

Lmao, go to school mong

boomers are literally blocking economic activity and creating a depression to save themselves. think about it.

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HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONES ARE DIVIDEND STOCKS?

Why would it be in a state’s best interest to save old sick people from dying?

Interest rates are low, means banks are going to make less and invest less, but that's okay, they are not the main movers of the economy (or are they). Similiary capital cost for many companies will go down, which is good for debt burdened businesses like AT&T, okay they will have 0,5% higher margins. That's fine.
Then you have the opportunity cost for investors who decide whether they should invest in bonds (now yield less than inflation) or stocks that yield more than inflation but have much higher risks. S&P 500 P/E stands at 22 right now with average being like 15, but that can be elevated in a low interest environment, okay. Current S&P dividend yield is 1,98% which is fair and seems not cheap or undervalued considering it's nearly double of what you could make with bonds and there are also buybacks.
And now some businesses (airlines, food chains, insurance companies, small mortar and brick stores) are going to suffer some losses due to the beer virus. That means they are going to earn less and give back less. Any reason to pay the current price now? I think it should be cheaper.

Might have been dumb, but I bought a few EWI puts that had a market price of $78 for $80, wanted to make sure I got these puts for this weekend

>buy stock
>wait three months
>see if you get a dividend

They Bought the dip?

CURASH EEET

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Most people flocking into hospitals are young

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>SPY goes down
>my calls go up
>SPY goes up
>my calls go down

what the fuck, did I buy puts

Yup
one last fuck you from the worst generation in history

The quote page should say this. Or google it. Are you a retard?

INO MOON SAVING MY FOLIO FUCK YEAH YOU GDDAMN NWORDS!!!

because their sniffles make them scared
0.2% mortality rate for

>Retards still think this about Corona
Corona is cover for the one inevitable

What's the real deal then?

Either they have over 20,000 cases, or mortality is much higher than 1%

Next stop SPY 300

WRITE A LETTER TO THE CEO OF STOCKS HE'LL REPLY WITHIN 6-8 MONTHS.

Because they're reliable voters.

more likely 290 today, 280 Monday