/smg/ - Stock Market General:

I’M NOT OK

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It's going ALL the way down today folks!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Don't end up homeless and sucking dick for cigarette butts.

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>I can't access my bank account online
HALP

>yfw they bought the dip

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If you can make it in this market you can make it anywhere boys.

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Your work begins waiting in the unemployment line.

PPT have activated, dips are being bought.

Hi user, do you mind if i save this image?
Thanks,
user

bretty good, still worth a lot of money, for now

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH are we going to have the great 2020 recession

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uh, hello? pump department?

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sqqq is fucking me hardcore cause i was too brainlet to buy in earlier
CRASH YOU FUCK

do VIX options operate the same as normal options?

>don't buy puts

*ftfy

Can you guys stop screaming for a sec and tell me what to short

>that bull who shit on me for picking up uvxy
WHERE YOU AT NOW NIGGER

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>that fucking gif

So as I watch this go down down down...
I can only think of how much should I wait before buying in.

Also any advise on some dividend yielding stocks?
Non dividend yield I and the whole world are watching is AMD.

When curbs?

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>gold about to break $1700

YOU

WERE

WARNED

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LETS THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

thread theme:
youtu.be/FAgRDScygic?t=34

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REMINDER
WE WILL CLOSE GREEN TODAY LOLOL

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZZPfO88-Xzw

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>I’m rich from LARPing on robinhood
Lol ok

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

IM LITERALLY SHAKING,MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>he panic sold his 401k and panic bought the last supplies at wal-mart? that's still not enough...

>co-infection
A guy in Thailand apparently died of a Corona/ Dengue tag-team.

Nya

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not even in this heavily in terms of money but it's very enjoyable to be part of

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I made a decent amount from the initial selloff a couple weeks ago then I went cash because I'm not playing with this clown market.

does anyone live in Taiwan or have relatives in Taiwan?
How well are they holding up? The most recent article I've seen is that they have 42 isolated cases.

i'm still paranoid that a single idiot will ruin the entire TSM operation.

We're back bros

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nyaa~

God damn, that's an old-school image.
>recession
Cute.

It seemed fitting.

pfft, what a pathetic attempt

wanna go higher desu

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Dollar cost average nerd.

Buy whatever, T is a good one, so is KO.

I particularity like LEG and CMI.

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Guys... how high can tvix actually go? Just 1 year ago it was 300 and 3 years ago it was 4k. What does that mean?

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Help Jesus why did I bear so late I’m bleeding

Tfw you wake up Green because you are 40% bonds and 10% precious metals

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>i'm poor so everyone else must be
k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY

WHO ELSE ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING /JUSTED/ WITHOUT MERCY OR PITY

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>their faces when

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RUSSIA WILL NOT AGREE TO OPEC DEAL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>they didn't buy the dip

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>there are people on this board that bought SPY above $335

have this one too user
The fed can't do shit. None of the tricks they have left will develop a vaccine any faster or get wong and lee out of their sealed shut apartment and back to the factory in hubei my dude

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Keker when I was telling you that I was considering buying into uvxys red day.

Whent the recession hits the bottom, what are we going to buy?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

>bag-sama said super green today
Is this guy ever not wrong?

not me lol, I don't have any stocks

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it's not that it went that high, it's that they've done several reverse splits since then because it's very low since initially created

FUCK YOU DELTA AIRLINES
I HOPE YOU COLLAPSE LIKE FLYBE YOU FUCKS

got a hearty kek out of it

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There's a lot of money on the sideline waiting go get back in, when they finally do there will be a glorious bull run like the world never witnessed before

Benjamin Graham would be proud.

watching this is taking years off my lifespan

If it does go super low, I'm going all in on indexes. I'm way to new to keep trying to buy disney and airlines and shit