/smg/ - Stock Market General:

>guy ringing the opening bell is wearing a pink wojack t shirt

holy shit /ourguy/

CHEAPIES FIRE SALE

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so red open - red close is pretty much guaranteed?

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>Cramer rings the bell
>worst day in market history occurs
This is going to be epic.

>Cramer rings the bell
>biggest point fall in history

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Imagine getting this worked up over the flu

AHEM

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Im unironically worried about our economic future

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CAN YOU FEEL IT

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Yes

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Cheapies are cheap for a reason brah

threadly reminder that tripfags deserve the rope. do not reply to tripfags. fuck tripfags

LOOK AT THE FUTURES!!!!!!! Oh my gooooooood

TAKE ME DOWN TO ROBINHOOD CITY WHERE THE CANDLES ARE RED AND THE DAYS ARE SHITTY

So if I short today I'm not gonna get fucked right?

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Does anyone else's 10YR say 0.703? That can't be right.

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>Economy collapses
>Make money trading while the collapse is happening
>Start gradually investing
>Get rich
>Support the same policy's and politicians that brought us here today
>Repeat in a decade
>Get even more rich

That's the plan guys, let's get at it

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LETS
FUCKING
GO

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youtube.com/watch?v=eeqGuaAl6Ic

Thanks to this bullshit I just lost 100 whole EUROS. Do you know how many cheap hookers I could buy with that money? Possibly 3 or 4 one with a huge dick maybe. This is an unprecedented disaster I tell you.

If I held my fucking short positions today I could have made so much more fucking money. God damn it, I got spooked by yesterday's EOD fuckery which was probably a result of the Fed pumping all day.

If you're not buying cheapie calls right now you're LITERALLY brain dead. As a function of time, stock always go up, 100% guaranteed.

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The streets will run red with dumps.

Stop going down

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It's going to be a green day, boys.

I've seen it in my dreams.

WITNESS ME!

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Bros?

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WHERE ARE MY COMFY BEARS AT?

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youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

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>As a function of time, stock always go up, 100% guaranteed.

Normally but not during the end of civilization

I WAS A TRADER MAN
DOWN THE INDEX I DID RIDE
WITH SCREAMING WOJAKS BY MY SIDE

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let's gooooooooooooooooooooo

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I bought ford this week like a retard. Complete newb. Hopefully the new Bronco will save me

It's lower now

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I got spooked by my losses the day before and sold out, so I missed a 10% gain on SPXU yesterday.

BUT NOT TODAY.

Well fuck me in the frog ass.

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I'm buying very distant calls EOD today. Even if this shit gets worse we are at least going to recover slightly at some point and I'll make some money.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR????????????

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Yes, so it either
Buy calls and stocks recover: $$$
Buy calls and civilization ends: Money is worthless anyways, so no loss.

BULLS THREAD THEME FOR THE OPENING BELL
youtube.com/watch?v=UlmZcy1Eers

Come with me if you want to live

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This is it, this is the Boomercaust. The opportunity has finally come to transfer the portfolios of boomers to millennials and zoomers. 401k RAID NOW

BUY THEIR CHEAPIES, DAY OF THE PILLOW NOW!

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[spoiler]ABOVE US[/spoiler]

>Buying a pandemic on a Friday...

NEVER

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THERE IS NONE user

those are old numbers fag

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youtu.be/JYNRhzX6gw8

calls go down as a function of time

>Im unironically worried about our economic future
I heard something about this. How does it go again? With juice you're loose? Hm.

Cramer ringing the bell on the worst fall in history

This has got to be divine intervention of meme magic

Ok now im scared

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There isnt one.

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My body is ready.

youtu.be/UFcJmOs8DRQ

GREEN DAY INCOMING!