/smg/ cute edition

Cute edition

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Previously on /smg/:

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FUCK TRIPFAGS

Yay. Hopefully we can win more people to this thread.

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the other one was made first and has dubs

The first two both have dubs

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Its all doom and gloom though

I really need F and PLUG to go down tomorrow. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

I hope you boomers have at least 10k LINK in your portfolios.

alright.. so this the bull thread and the other the bear thread? this could be interesting

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this is the thread

> LINK
> No symbol found

BULLS ONLY HERE. IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION /SMG/

What's your opening bell moves tomorrow?

OK so since realizing my losses is a biiiiig NO-NO
What isn't too late to short or buy puts on?

Want to make some money on the way down to buy more cheapies.

I guess... italy?

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I'll join the cute one.

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fuck the other threads, this one is the best

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why are you yelling?

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we are going to split into two separate realities tomorrow, but the market does the opposite of what we want in each of them

Ships going down
Deutsch bank defaults tomorrow

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one thread is bull thread
one thread is bear thread
one thread is crab thread

You can see yourself out. Cute thread = Real thread

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thread theme
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FUCK TRIPFAGS

Thinking about getting some puts on maybe italy?

Wondering if I should crash out of some longs and either put them into other longs or go liquid.

I'm glad that user last week told me to wait for it to bottom. I didn't listen completely, and bought way too much on tuesday, but still.

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based

>handmade apron
CUTE

what does his portfolio look like?

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50% water 50% land

>tfw married apron girl

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lol

My quads aged well.

Tomorrow I take my profits, and then execute Order 66 on GME short sellers.

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Pump me daddy Powell

BUYING MY FREEDOM IN BOOMER S BLOOD

-5% TOMORROW

Red open = better to green you with my dear

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We must move quickly, but together we can save your gains.

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Can... can futures trigger some sort of circuitbreaker?

Am I too late to short the transports?

based if true

Still looking for debtless and solid balance sheet companies to shift my money into, like MSFT and JNJ.

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Equity futures, including things you're wondering about like the s&p e-mini, have the same circuit breakers as market hours indexes.

At this point you're just mega gambling. I'd wait for open

Tenshi eating a corn dog!

Land calls

Also speaking of futures, the little sell volume there was petered out. It'll probably keep floating up slow and on pitiful volume in to pre-market. Tomorrow kinda feels like it's headed for an inside candle type stalemate.

true, true
oh ok neat. I still don't trust them
It's a classic!

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out at the bar and this guy slaps your gf on the ass and gives her coronavirus to save the economy.
how do you respond?

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"Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is a much discussed concept on /jp/. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it. Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom. A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane. Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding. Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky.

What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be. So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of "Tenshi Eating a Corndog", we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku. This is the true symbolism behind "Tenshi Eating a Corndog": That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.

Jesus christ rick... jesus fucking christ my man
...are you searching by keyword coronavirus?

holy fucking based.a
here's my new favorite tenshi, a little sooner than i was planning on posting it.

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Tenshi eating a corona dog!

oh hey
Jerome did a thing

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>Still looking for debtless and solid balance sheet companies
Have you considered bowl America and nathans famous Hotdogs?

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own it, terrible at flipping it, never could get my sells to fill. When you had the greenest day the other day, my stack just sat there.

Haven't liked the look of there recent shareholder letters either. And no one is going to be bowling for a while.

But still, every chance I get, I market buy bowl america. That's my retirement plan. A real blue chip to buy the dip.

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I'm looking more like the big ass blue chippies and dow doggos.

You got a target price for buying JNJ? Or any of the other lifetime holders? My DCA is $131.50 and I want moar.

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Going long?

Make sure you tell all your friends and family to purchase it as well. And remove sell limits

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What an I looking at

literally nothing

the 4th for some reason

Why is JNJ such a blue chip?

Anything under 130, all Dogs are also beyond discount at this point

blackpill me on the weekend.
just bear my shit up.
why does it all come crashing down this weekend, or even open 3% down?

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yeah, but I don't know how their balance sheets look. PFE starting to get attractive, and I'd like more MRK if it gets crushed again.

It could be harder to sell keytruda though if all the lung cancer patients die of corona.

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