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First for fuck tripfags.

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Are my puts going to allow me to quit waging for good?

I feel like it’ll be green today bc we all expect it to be red kek

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i'll root for you user

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I eat poop

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Futures are at 297 rn and it's a Friday, I can't imagine anything other than a pathetic 0 volume pump around lunch time.

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We all expected it to be red today, and it was fucking red.

Based and neetpilled
I hope so user, I hope so

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I think the only way to stop this crash is to slow it down by lowering the transaction speed, that way people will sell lower.

I just wanted to invest, this market is not normal, I want to go back to the 90's or 80's.


I cry everynight.


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I need KHC to stay below 28 for the next week.. is this possible?? can it stay below 28 for a week? I don't want my shares called away

Hello friends, why are triptrannies so desperate to make threads?

fuck this crab thread

neither thread is made by a trip..... please lurk more newfag

Cute thread is much better than this fag thread.

Fuck I miss the 90's. They promised us flying cars but all we got were 140 characters and trannies.

imagine just holding bitcoin

Explain why I should invest into SNSS

There is no stopping it, hopefully they do everything they can to accelerate it so I can get rich and then we can bounce back.
you don't
don't do it

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Deutsche bank defaults on monday

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Personally, I am 25% bagholding (refuse to sell for a loss), and 75% SQQQ/SPXS. Remember, cash is a position. Even the pros pull out when the market is this choppy.

>stock market looking good to me!

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unironically it's starting to look good to me. i want oil stocks and amd.

What about India bonds?

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buy buy buy my friend, Schlomo and Moshe still have some shares they need to get rid of.

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pros aren't using my quant method
mo volatility mo money

They are, ironically, in the toilet too.

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>That song
>that album cover pic

damn that hit hard.

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We are at return to mean.

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>Buy SQQQ
Almost spilled my coffee laughing. Anything below SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ is cuck tier. X20 short on swedish omxs30 overnight. Opens in 2h

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Dude this shit hasn’t even returned to “normal” yet.

there's no way that's real...

I mean he is clown president 100%, but what the hell?

he's self-admittedly not a "stock market guy", he knows real estate

yikes

Nah, we are good.

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>imblying the debt bubble implosion won't carry us into Great Depression pt. 2 electric boogaloo

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>there's no way that's real...
A leftist foaming out the mouth to get one at Trump thought it was real and then all the seals following him thought it was real.
Even snopes says it's fake as fuck.

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Well its fucking settled anons, Cramer says its the golden bull, time to buy
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Trump is not an anything financial related guy. An exact quote from him, or insanely close to it, one of the quick quotes in front of a helicopter
> When the dollars strong....the dollars so strong right now, we have a great country.

not disagreeing

To be honest, a movie about a movie based 5-10 years in the future during a 2nd great recession would be based as fuck.

It already went -72%.
2010 was harsh.

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even he cant hide the worry on his face

Down 1,312 today screenthis this

Wewwwwww
is it actually FNGD time?

horrifyingly enough, that was yesterday's show.
I mean... there's bullshit quotes and fake screenies for everyone for the lulz. Trudeau never said when your enemy kills you you win, but it's so damn funny it will live on forever.

>market tries to pump
>investors say "fuck off"

i am going to buy some cheap goddamn stocks when this is over.

rally motherfuckers it's a rallier's rally so get ready to rally rally

bitcoin will save the world from complete distruction.

i want a bank to default and go to 0 so i can have a chance to make millions on options.

He was on squawk alley talking the same shit, someone finally just said, that indicator is worthless at time like this, and this type of event is what leads to a reset of the indicator. I really want to think Cramer really does mean well, but is just such a boomer blue chip guy he doesn't get today's market...I don't, but I want to.

that was merely a housing/credit bubble
after ZIRP, QE, and repos there's basically no asset classes NOT in bubble territory
this shit is going to be biblical because the fed already blew their load

No, it was dot.com + housing. Together -72% in m2 money.

he called this coronacrash though. saved people from buying the top and losing 10% in a week. No telling whether he's right or wrong right now. Either it's 2008 all over again or it's time to do some buying. ESPECIALLY if you're an investor and not a trader. Most people don't check their stocks every day. They go to work and make money and some of that buys some stocks every month.

CRASH YOU MOTHERFUCKING BOOMER BUBBLE. FUCKING CRASH. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS TO BUY A FUCKING HOUSE.

FUCKIJG CRASH FAGGOT BOOMERS. KILL FUCKING BOKMERS CORONA CHAN JUST FUCKING GENOCIDE RHEM ALL BOOMER GENOCIDE NOW NOW NOW!!

still apples to oranges
and there's no guarantee that we don't go the way of Japan where indexes still haven't reach bubble ATHs after 30 years

autistic screeching doesnt stop worldwide QE. Youve been priced out :)

Schizo's on full lately

DIE BOOMERS DIE DIE DIE FUCKING RIGHT NOW YOU SPEND MY INHERITANCE ON YOUR 25 YEAR OLD THAI WIFE'S FAMILY I HOPE YOU DIE CHOKING ON LUNG JUICE FUCKING DIE. BTW I FUCKED HER TOO BECAUSE SHE WAS DESPERATE FOR YOUNG DICK. NOR WORTH THE 90 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS I WILL NEVER SEE CAUSE YOU DECIDED TO GET MARRIED AGAIN AT 65 BUT GOD DAMN THAT THAI PUSSY WSS TIGHT. FUCK YOU AND DIE OLD BOOMER TRASH. I'M GOING TO BREED YOUR THAI WIFE AND MAKE HER HAVE MY STEP BROTHER.

Its ok friend. Be patient. Our time has come. We waited this long already, just a few more minths. This time next year i can have a fully paid house in my area debt free. I'm savoring these moments of anticipation. The deaths of millions is their just rewards, and i will make the sane choices that the modern man decided to forego in his delusions.

Damn should've held onto my puts a day longer. I really had a feeling it'd be green tomorrow. want to grab some more puts but they're gonna be too expensive tomorrow

user, I..

I don't know, I'm by no means an expert with his levels of qualification. But I don't get how people don't see how much downside still exists in the market. Banks are finally starting to realize, or at least admit it. Now keep in mind, the market consensus is we will have a strong back end recovery this year. As of this afternoon, AAPL has a new consensus driven target price of 295. It's at 292. With everything, it's still up 118% on the year, look for at bar minimum 40% of that to disappear before thinking it's bottomed. He screamed last night about AAPL being about to moon.

THAT'S FUCKING IT IN GOING TO GO LICK HANDRAILS IN THE SUBWAY TILL I GET CORONA THEN I AM COMING TO VISIT YOU DAD. IN GOING TO COOF ALL OVER YOUR STUFF AND YOUR GAY LITTLE SPORTSCAR. COOOF COOOF DIE. WOW SO SAD HE DIED OF CORONA WITH HIS PREGNANT YOUNG WIFE. BOOHOO. BUT WOW HIS SON IS SUCH A GOOD MAN TAKING CARE OF HER. SHE'S GOT FAT TITS BUT AN UGLY FACE. THAT'S FINE SO DO I, SO WE ARE A GOOD MATCH LMAO.

Patience. We'll see another bounce. We know that there isn't a floor on this market till after a long way down

yeah you tell em

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> He screamed last night about AAPL being about to moon.
I don't remember that segment.

He's been saying buy slowly, and buy quality. At least that's what I hear.

>US 10Y yield at 0.83
I just woke up, we're fucked aren't we?