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This is definitely 100% the bottom in yields. It has to be.

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we're all going to die

>tfw all in on GILD
yeah, I'm thinking I'm back

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We still have rate cuts coming up probably

This market is going down with no survivors Friday. Apocalypse day.

1st for FUCK HR ROASTIES, TRANNIES AND JANNIES

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watch the market climb 4% tomorrow. just fucking watch it. i'm not saying it will, i'm not saying i hope it will, i'm just saying who the fuck can even predict this shit anymore.

kek

I bought and sold on two of the big rises/falls so far.

66.4 -> 74
69 -> 75

I love GILD but not in it right now, hope it zigzags again.

>US500 futures unable to break 2975 anymore

It's ogre bros...

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>AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>FREE FAAAALLIN

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Over half the death princess cruise ship were completely asymptomatic. This disease is an empty bun but don't tell the chinks or wall street kikes that.

This means Tesla 2000 by EOY right?

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cruise ship cases*. Oh and it had like a 0.1% death rate

I keep seeing this meme floating around. Does "empty bun" equate to a nothing burger?

>futures red across the board
>and VIX at 8%
this is gonna be a bloody day

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That's why it spreads so easily. Half the carriers are still out and about. One asymptie working at a food prep place and you got hundreds of new cases.

It makes it way worse.

Invest in SNSS

there's 2 strains - s strain and l strain. l is much more deadly.

My quads aged well.

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TSLA and SPCE will come out on top of this shit.

I'm a new trader with only about $600 to spend right now. Any recommended stocks that seem like they will make good money? Just looking for recommendations, then i'll do my own research after

for the smoothbrain low IQ people

What is going to kill more people?

100% death rate disease that infects 1 person.

10% death rate disease that infects 1000 people.

do the math, you can do it, maybe use a calculator or ask a friend.

yeah, pretty sure its one of those english->chinese->english translations

Of course, master

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what if those 1000 people are bears? Are they still people?

Nope, negatives inbound. Soon enough...

pty at NAV

No, it isn't, expect the bottom to be somewhere around .25, and expect it sooner than later.

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Rationalize all you want, fact is that China shut their whole country down and the global economy relies on them, so stocks go down.

Nice try, other thread's OP

fuck this bear thread

Don't forget the HR faggot too, yeah Fuck you Alex, try to put me on blast with senior leadership only to look like a fucking idiot, only to then try to send another accusatory email to just me? Bitch I ain't ever responding to another one of your emails again, you can't even tell me your showing up in my meetings when you see me 10 fucking minutes before, but think I'm gonna respond to your bitchass? Fuuuuccccckkk you, go back to sitting in HR and trying to spy on management you fucking pheasant.

Danganronpa edition best edition, fuk off

The absolute scourge of the earth.

>futures absolutely blasting off to space

Bullbros, this is our time.

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why are there two threads now?

I'm the other thread's OP. I'm posting in all three and there's nothing you can do about it.

That's because corona chan was designed that way. The viral strain is supposed to remain dormant in your body until some other component trigger it. It's the ultimate control tool. If you become a problem/(((they))) want to get rid of us, they simply have to release the second part of the virus to get us all dead. The second part of the virus will also be harmless alone, only if you have been infected with the first one you'll die.

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its retards like this who have no concept of whats going on that give me hope for making it out even money tmrw after only losing 19.85$ this week.

>20 unique IDs
>25 posts

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Tomorrow is absolutely fucked.

Futures were green most of the 3% drops the past few days

because /smg/ is too retarded for one thread

This is tonight

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Now there are three total

mommy central bank gonna print more money don't worry nocoiners
imagine being this cucked

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Yes, let your hatred flow through you. Next week we profit on the decline of MGM.

The more /smg/ threads, the less pajeet shitcoin scammer threads. What's the problem?

Pump it feds coming in to save the day back to above 1%.
Trump will save this economy where Obama failed.

oh well
as long as it stays red tomorrow, im happy

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I only played the first game. Are the others worth it?

you think it will keep tanking?

How much will the fed pump this time?

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So we see a 10y bounce here. If we spend all day tomorrow retesting 0.9%, I actually expect green equity markets.

They will do another 100 billion that should at least get tomorrow close to decent green.

post cute bears

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>mfw trump lucked out and can just blame the inevitable recession on bat aids

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>green
Not happening. People are fucking fleeing right now. Nobody wants to spend.

just wist till 5g is national
then everywhere will be wuhan

5g is the xfactor for corona

>pedo robot losers are shorting now
Bottom confirmed

And Bernie Sanders being a front runner with actual delegates this time.

The feds need to stop the fear by tomorrow or the market is fucking dead. Once people start seeing green and Trump goes into television and tell everyone it's ok we will stabilize.
This nothing burger virus is going to go away next week watch and things will be fine.

>lead is $1800 a pound

happening!


markets.businessinsider.com/commodities/lead-price

Explain

Think? Zoom in.

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i'm unironically going long tomorrow
this is a huge buy signal
im not even joking

I see you have yesterdays graph

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This bear really wants to fall out this window!

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anyone here unironically gay?

bait

>disease spreads asymptomaticlly
>thinks this makes it LESS dangerous
SMOOTH BRAIN

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We literally got a fifty basis point cut like two days ago. They only have one and a half of those left, if they do it every two days they'll be looking at NIRP in a single trading week.

>7/700 = 0.1%
burgercation

FUTURES ARE RECOVERING AT A RECORD RATE

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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We will close at 24,XXX today

Jews Jewing Jews Jewing Goyim

10y bounce

I have lol. It’s pretty easy to see that the coronavirus and it’s effect on trade would cause a correction, not sure the full extent
You could see the fed intervening
And then see a dead cat bounce
And an obvious Biden win, taking out sanders would be good for stocks
Today was a return to average, with more bad news. Tomorrow will probably be another dump

corona is the bullet
5g is the gun

Seriously just watch the fucking bond yields and trade accordingly its that fucking easy. Futures tanked until 10y yield bounced at .80%

5g can't happen yet until we stop the chinks from trying to corner the market

No you are right. I'll have to watch it closer.

Futures bouncing back

Retard here. Why the relationship between 10yr and stocks.