Trump needs to just declare martial law and stop all media from reporting on the stupid nothing burger virus so the market stops bringing in more fear. He needs to do this tomorrow so can put Americans who are spreading the virus into fema camps.
Elijah Thomas
USA is handling this worse than most 3rd world countries are. It's absolutely going to be much, much worse in America than in Europe or Asia.
Noah Foster
Let's not forget our other friend is about to test 0.5%
We still produce goods in america we will survive. Trump literally out us on the right track but we need to follow his lead to save this country or its ro late. The presidential elections are of no concern to Trump.
Money is what makes you have a computer and internet retard. Save the money so we can continue living.
Kayden Watson
puts are generally expensive as fuck across the board...any unnoticed gems on the call side worth looking at?
Justin Collins
>implying it wasn't the seething career dykes at the CDC in Chimplanta not intentionally slow rolling test production to make the Admin look bad
Still, should be on top of this. It's inexcusable. He obviously along with other boomers in admin have no idea how to judge this pandemic.
Considering the immense damage it is about to do to America, it's worthy of losing an election over.
Eli Bailey
DONT DO IT
Evan Ward
goodbye user
Logan Torres
//////////TARGET 3070//////////
Samuel Gutierrez
trump is the idiot defunding meaningful government programs to fund his laughable wall and now it all exploded in his face with corona
Jaxson Hall
jesus christ relax people mike pence is in charge of cornovirus, turn on the god damn news for once
Jayden Nelson
Kek if that's OC.
Dominic Gray
the international pandemic programs would have done absolutely nothing for a pandemic originating from China.
Just an FYI.
Jack Ross
Average buy in price?
Cameron Kelly
SOMEONE SHOP THIS SHIT NOW
>the virgin future follower VS >The Chad 10 year yielder
One buys the spike,sells when rug is pulled
one yields to the yield, diversifies his bonds,protecting his coke money
Mason Watson
It's too late for options. Even a successful call will get IV crushed if it wins. Best bet I'd you didn't get in this week is sit in cash hope for a bounce or average into it when it capitulates. I expect oil and gas to bottom out first. It's been in a bear market for years.
Austin Scott
>meaningful government programs Oxymoron.
Lincoln Diaz
Can bond yields go negative?
Hudson Smith
I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve right now. I might be stupid levels of autsitic but this is the happiest I’ve been in months! Thanks options anons for showing me the way, I turned 500$ into 11k, and now I have large put positions.
god we are fucked even if we make it now there won't be anything to spend it on travel and big cities will never be the same and I can game in my shitty hometown without getting rich
John Martin
>Americans who are spreading the virus That would be all of them user. It's spreading too fast to identify them all.
Brody Flores
>there are ACTUALLY faggots so stupid and dense they think these pumps have been organic We /WWE/ now
I can't believe people like you exist. You aren't capable of performing any kind of critical thinking. You're a sheep waiting to be led in whatever direction you're told to.
William Reed
how do i make big money on the market bros
Luke Nelson
The US is about where Wuhan was a week before outbreak
japs/chinamen are disease nuts even over a new cold virus, and will be at home playing canceours fermium garbage for the next 2 months instead of going to bars or movies, even if the infection rate drops to 10 new cases a day
choo choo here comes time to cash out on the sin of usury and in on the sin of microtransactions bois
Joshua Scott
kek
Owen Price
Based
Easton Green
Sorry for lack of clarification, I have a 1.18 buy in for puts 5/15 at 45$ strike on LVS
Also I made the money starting with QQQ calls, then AMD calls, then TSLA puts, sold them at peak bottom last friday buy chance when TSLA was $612 a share.
I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. I cashed out $4k today so $4k + pic related is my total gains since January 1st 2020
What happens if it hits NYC hard and they quarantine the NYSE?
Camden Davis
Short everything and pray someone is left alive to pay you. Then burn your money for warmth because it will be worthless.
Charles Lewis
idk why people are stocking up on toilet paper. I have bread in my freezer.
Oliver Peterson
What if I told you this already happened.
Connor Reed
I don't care if I go down as long as it takes a bunch of boomers with me.
Nicholas Thomas
It will.
Don't worry about the conditional.
Jeremiah King
Wasn't Trump supposed to sign the 8 billion Corona bill and save the markets
Joshua Sanders
>Wasn't Trump supposed to I wonder how many times this has been said over the last four years.
Easton Gomez
Should I pull out of 401k? Should I stop contributing? Should I keep doing 6% with 3% match?
I literally have nothing in it, $8000. I am 29.
Leo Jenkins
>what are your plays for the next week, month, year? We're still waaaaaay above the bottom, Fed/Treasury(PPT) can't stop pumping without the market going into freefall.
I'm holding 1/3 of each of the following: Inverse ETFs, for when it goes crash, which it will Gold, because the current fuckary is causing debasement Cash (buy index @ 3pm, sell @ close), to ride the daily Pump Train
Guys, I don't want tomorrow to come. I went all in on the semiconductors industry early last month. I've lost so much money. If I lose any more I am seriously fucked. I needed things to go right so I could get my life together, i REALLY fucking needed it bad. i just dont know if i can handle one more day of this.
Nathan Moore
why would you wipe your butt with bread?
Parker Martinez
What's it gonna do?
They gonna start up some factories to make masks which will give us 2% of needed supply instead of 1%?
Nathaniel Walker
If it's a nothingburger, why do we need to stop the spread?
Gavin Perry
You're not going to need money soon, don't worry. Invest in canned goods and ammunition.
Isaiah Turner
Increase contributions
Colton Roberts
>idk why people are stocking up on toilet paper. Shit's getting real, user. It doesn't go bad; it doesn't take up a lot of space; and Lord it sucks to be without it when you need it.
Dominic Clark
NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
