/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Popular brokers:
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Stock market terminology:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free charting tools:
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Stock/ETF screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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+76% today

made a few mistakes but ended green. was at 89 in the morning. i was abusing MGM puts but i think its over now. dont see it dropping under $20.

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STRING INDICES MUST BE INTEGERS

Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and I'm still so poor
Live alone in a trashy dorm
That makes me think of Jews

Stocks drop, such a cost,
Give me gains
that won't get lost
Like cash you can't exhaust
countering the flu.

OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU
I NEED SOMEONE TO PAY ME
THE WHOLE YEAR THROUGH
AH, ONE LOOK IN MY EYES
AND YOU CAN TELL THAT'S TRUE.

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Go team bear!

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DO NOT SELL

WHERE IS YOUR RESOLVE?

‘‘Twas a good day!

Am finally making my money back this week after the initial sell offs and am almost back to where I started two weeks ago. Bond ETFs are up 7% for me and gold up 11% since I bought. I just wish silver would follow more closely.

it's easy not to sell when you are already up
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God damn AMD keep pumping you stupid Chad stock!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Healthy economy goes to the Fed, gets pumped with massive repos, doesn't feel good and changes - CRASHING. Many such cases!
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYD

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row is a string

Unfortunately, Zoomers won't get this.

YOUTUBER SAID TO BUY TESLA!

BUY TESLA?

Kikebook removed a Trump ad. I wish I had some put contracts.

THERMOFISHER DIPPITY DOO

Anyone interested in old TMO?
They just bought at company that’s been shipping Coronavirus tests to Xi!

And you know, medical devices. A lot of boomers are going to survive and they’ll still need lots of healthcare.

institutional yield chasing can easily start here, they already reversed most consumer staples 2 year long down trend when rates halted the first time

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>Namefagging
You were tolerable before, this is too damn far.

I'm done with this market honestly.

This shit can calm down before I put another dollar in, I'm fucking done.

>5yrs
>55%

jesus investors are pathetic creatures, imagine not being a day trader

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Beautiful

another one bites the dust

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Saved lol

4 years since kl started in 2016
also 2.5% div

>tfw the stock market is crashing and you get to hoover up them divvies

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH!!!

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also it is 59% over 4 years lmao
seething

the combination of cat butthole fart and weed is an insanely disgusting smell.

yes, yield is now quite a bit lower than even official inflation :P

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You need to drop a Xanax and get into options, lad.

How do I profit off a pandemic?

SVXY BOYYYSSSS

I’m feeling the hurt. Is this the top of the second ear yet?

based smell imaginer

wait people actually hold through a crash just to collect pennies on the dollar?

Why wouldn't you just bet against the market and collect more divvies once the volatility is over?

so many trips foreshadowing a crash, someone put up a compilation for historical preservation.

kek holding a world index would have gotten more, pathetic

Bonds are for faggots. Stocks are King.

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I have lost 400 fucking dollars on options since this shit started crashing I give up. Every move I make is wrong. The Bogs will literally make the market do the opposite of what I need every time.

>why don’t you just time the market and bet against central banks?

>case on the floor

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not true lmao

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Well shit boys. Betting against the market just recovered everything I lost on Monday.

20% isn't high rolling but it feels good

>smoking
>weed
>7 cats
Fucking gross

>community spread deeply rooted in cali
>coworkers say "lol dont worry youre just gonna get it"
I hate this state and its people so goddamn much

I am up on the day, week and quarter.
QQQ is a good index shit div though

He will save you when your old and kicking back next to the holographic tv screen in your living room. He'll be there for you during the divorce from the soon to be ex-wife. Let His fat divvy start saving you today while your still in good shape and can uh keep your neighbor's 18 yr old daughter company. Don't think you can get an 18 yr old when your middle aged? Two words: College Expenses. College is expensive as fuck now, just wait 18 years from now, this will seem cheap as shit. All it takes is the proper motivation and bribery. Everyone wins.

I think he’s saying you need to be able to trade options dispassionately.

My problem is that I trade options how I want them to go, not how I think they’re going to go. I need to learn to detach myself from the situation and just follow my instinct. I’m an optimist at heart, and it’s fucking me over hard in these trying times.

I talking about buying up the cheap stocks during the downturn. I'm not holding anything. Let the hodlers die

Friday will go down in history

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There are rare situations where the central banks can't stop the fall and this was one of them. I didn't time the markets at all, I was VERY sloppy. But I would've lost money by holding onto divvies.

Fair enough. I'm just afraid that we aren't at the bottom yet.

you can always hedge your bets by betting on opposite outcomes

Stop namefagging, you fucking faggot.

CA needs to be nuked. I dont care if I die in the blast as long as this cesspool is wiped out

>Sold a bunch of shit
>bought tons of puts
>bought discount stocks
>sell the puts during the crash
>buy more discount stocks and calls
I WILL get my money back! FUCK THE FED!

You can't time the market. If you hold out too long trying to min/max you'll miss out.

Thanks non bank insider with zero experience working for banks.

Well the virus just landed in Tennessee. I'm in the state right above it. (northern part thank god). But still.. Fuck, people have already kinda started stock piling hand sanitizer and shit.

Now that's a scrumptious booty

What a shitty market

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ok shoeshine boy

>you can always hedge your bets by betting on opposite outcomes

You’re absolutely correct. Like I said, I trade based on what I want to happen, not what I think will realistically happen. I don’t hedge, and I don’t have backup plans. This market is the greatest teacher I could ask for.

Sounds like you need more Xanax.

>think he’s saying you need to be able to trade options dispassionately.
Precisely.

its on the second ear, dont know if its the top of the second ear, I give it 45 days and its done

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Am I fucking reading this right.... Futures down 800 points!! Fuck this shit I'm going out for scotch.

LAKE

Sexy Samara.

this desu. as fun as it is swing trading, its fucking risky and im scared to actually hold onto anything.

That’s from today.

>long term investor with a time horizon of 40 years
>been investing since 2013
Ya i am the shoe shine boy lmao

What is this gay shit. Futures down 800 but AMD is up afterhours.

Inalfa Roof Systems.

Look it up. This is the first company being honest about the impact of corona.
These guys produce (in China) hard and soft tops roof parts for major car manufacturers like Mercedes, Volkswagen, Ford, etc.

They just came out saying they expect 20 to 30% less production in the first half of 2020.

It's the early honest warning bros. The car companies themselves will be really late with releasing these terrible numbers.

Do with the information what you want.

IT'S NOT FAIR
THEY'RE GOING TO PUMP IT TOMORROW

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>hodl for 45 days
Probably just to break even... I’m not doing so good at this trading thing lately

Yes AMD moon mission tomorrow! Fuck this market.

SPCE $40 2021 baby

1 person! One fucking person! This is the dumbest bullshit fearmongering garbage ever. This is the worst fake ever worse than 911 or the 2008 recession. People that are paranoid about this shit are utter retards. There are even counties in California where no one is sick and they call state of emergency. Beam me up from this garbage. There’s no intelligent life here. It’s zombieland irl and everyone is a homer zombie.

more realistically, you need to specifically not "follow your instinct", and instead rely entirely on hard facts and data. one of the main reasons why indicators are so useful and successful (if actually properly understood and not just seen as "magic lines"), is because they quantify what price and volume are doing and make certain aspects of those movements more easily seeable, more obvious. you should consider checking out no nonsense forex's videos, learn exactly what you need to "trade dispassionately".

don't fucking trust your instincts, you'll lose everything that way guaranteed.

JOIN US.
J O I N U S.

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>what is exponential growth
>what are defective test kits
>what is test kit shortage
>Imagine being this dumb

It’s not the end of the world but it’s not a nothingburger either.

It all started with one person eating exotic jungle cat asshole. It doesn't take much. Especially in Tennessee where people are known to disregard hygiene and socially acceptable behaviors regarding health and sexual activity.

case in local area

means everyone in that area is now paranoid and economic slowdown begins

You're the new weedfag, you insufferable cunt.

You know who is really to blame for this? CHINA

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>10% ICU rate in norther italy
are people just ignoring this
the whole reason the CFR was so high in wuhan is they caught it too late and ran put of ICU beds