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HELP ME

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FIRST FOR AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

FIRST FOR FUCK THE FED

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

3st

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unironically pulled the trigger on stocks today
fed will never let stock prices crash, ever.

deutsche bank insolvent by eom

DAILY REMINDER TO WATCH THE 10Y.

IT COULD SAVE YOUR ASS.

First!
Bear tomorrow.

>54% of covid-19 cases never show any symptoms
BEARS UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, ITS NOT EVEN A FLU ITS A COLD

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>-1111.69
Nice

Press D to dab on the boomers

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>buy puts at the bottom
>sell when they are nearly worthless
>repeat

DESCEND INTO MADNESS

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except it stays in you for life like aids

Get a hold of yourself man, this is literally a repeat of last week. The volume of these swings is slowly decreasing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

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Doesn't matter. Normies are stupid reactionaries. This is an emotional market

I'll be back again tomorrow lads, before the bell with End of Day price on S and P. We open tomorrow flat.


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>he thought he could time the market

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Savanon...Pendy...

elaborate

that's a bad thing you fucking mongoloid. that means more people will go to work not even knowing they have the virus.

All viruses stay with you, that's why they are viruses.

WHAT SHOULD I BUY
WHEN SHOULD I BUY
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WHEN SHOULD I BUY

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tripfags are annoying as fuck

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More like TB.

>relying on pajeet science
That was debunked by dozens of virologists

I warned you about the 10-year. It keeps happening.

Just buy more, it can't possibly go any lower.

Did I just read that right?
is Ratsu betting on fucking rocks?
is that an imposter?

>deutsche bank crashing hard
>chinese buying german stocks
rip

>tfw you don't understand economics enough to fully grasp what's going on here but the images and reactions are funny
haha yes
yeeees

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE SOMEONE CALL THE ORANGE!!

FED IS TRYING TO PUMP AGAIN JUST GIVE UP LMAO

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS, I SERIOUSLY PUT TOO MUCH ON THE LINE ALREADY AND I AM FUCKED

le pump has arrived

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>completely ineffective on 54% of people
>lower mortality than common flu on the remainder
Nothingburger confirmed.

>he thought he could time the market

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The Fed literally loans “money” (Federal Reserve Notes) into existence. Federal Reserve Notes are paper promises backed by nothing of intrinsic value and they are only functioning as money because the government forces them on the public through legal tender laws. Federal Reserve Notes are referred to as dollars but are not. The definition of a dollar is a weight of silver (371 grains). To put it simply, the Fed is a group of banks running a national counterfeiting operation with the protection of the government.


You’re being systematically robbed and enslaved. The Fed’s counterfeiting causes the price of goods and services to rise which requires you to work harder in order to purchase them. Even with all the technological advances over the last century, you have to work just as hard or even harder to survive. The Fed is siphoning off the productivity that should have come from those technological advances. The reality is that you are working overtime solely for the benefit of some bankers who the government gave the power to conjure money out of nothing. In addition, the Fed’s counterfeiting finances the tools of the government’s oppression over you: the militarization of the police, the surveillance apparatus, and the endless wars.

If you cherish truth, freedom, justice, and want to leave behind a better world for your loved ones then you must…END THE FED! A free market, where each individual has the freedom to choose what form of money to use rather than one being forced on them, must be allowed to function in its place.

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dont worry bro that's 95% of the people here

it's hilarious they follow the exact same pattern too
they're desperate to not close below 26k again

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These 1000 point swings daily on stocks is just the market makers churning the volatility and making a mint on options. There is no fundamental reason for these wild up and down daily moves.

Crypto is mooning, convince me not to sell all of my stocks are move into it

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Basically how I felt during the 2016 election.

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lol that's where poop comes out of!!!1

Redpilled

Burger education

Do it sell low buy high, cross-product version.

fuck feds this better close -1k

you should have listened to me 2 days ago but you fucking assholes deleted my post to shill so more LINK bs.

I told you to buy inovio, but you fuckers didn't listen. I tripled my money. They're gonna give 3.8 billion to fight Corona and INO is the lead. it's stock is massively shorted so a lot of shorts covering in panic.

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>buy high
But what if it goes even higher?

the market is blind
there is no certainty about anything
what else is it supposed to do other than writhe

MELT DOWN

ITS CLOSING BELOW 26000

>it can't possibly go any lower.

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Ron Paul 2020 where the gold at

>those instant 30 point swings
what the fug
the fed totally isn't in this market guys

lmao i wish i shorted cheesecake factory

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Based.

Algos going haywire.

Convince me my time is worth convincing you anything.

BUY THE PUMP AND SELL THE DIP

I hope you used the chance FED gave you to drop off your bags.

GIVE ME THESE BIG RED DILDOS

ITS HAPPENING

holy shit first time that the eod pump doesn't work?

because its unpredictable

SHORT THE DIP AND SELL THE PUMP

but there is certainty... stocks only go up. MMs are literally just playing on fear and making bank in the process. yesterdays bulltrap becomes todays beartrap

fed REALLY wants to end over 26000

CMON BREAK 3000 BEFORE CLOSE

They don't wanna let it go

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FUCKING KEEPING IT ABOVE 3000 EXACTLY AGAIN

LETS GO BOYS

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this

That's okay, the Fed won't end. Variable rate interest will when they kill LIBOR off in 2021. Likely after this, they'll keep the stock market afloat by buying ETFs just like the BOJ did. Then we'll just crab until the end of time.

PPT primary pumps through futures buys, fucks with the Algos and gets them to buy. It's why The Pump happens after 3pm (Real Algo Hours)

The Pump doesn't work on red days (even tho they've been still been doing it, see today, Tues) I hypotheses the better Algos don't get tricked on the red days and shit down the throats of the dumber Algos

If tomorrow is green, but at 3 sell at close, free money

FUCK

>Not MRNA
They ALREADY have a vaccine going out. They basically came out and said that they PLAN to have one ready in April, but they're already behind. Behind the scenes there's HUGE options interest for MRNA at 38 in a month. All you need to do is look at 2014 for examples of what happens to these companies that unreasonably pump in response to some disease. I'd much rather make the safe 30-40% then gamble on a double with a penny stock.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY....

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I just bought

It didn't work so well two days ago too.

I feel like an idiot for not realizing what would happen to tourism

Algo btfo when? They have reigned long enough

More butts

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Money has nowhere to go except stocks. It will still go up.

based
it'll probably open +300 or something tomorrow

Go go go!

It can go under my mattress

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING LAST 30 SECONDS PUMP AGAIN

Since we are having such huge swings up and down, can't I just buy and wait for the upswing the next day?

Or does that violate some stupid trading rule of waiting for funds to settle?

Recession?

>he thought he could time the market

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DING DING DING DING DING!

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Growth will crab due to population deflationary forces, aka secular stagnation. Markets are going to start pricing in. They discussed the exit scam at Davos. The rich have more to lose than the poor.

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Yes and yes.

>that one huge red candle at end
lmao

I FUCKING BOUGHT THE TOP YESTERDAY EOD
OH
MY
FUCKING
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Predictions for tomorrow?

tomorrow will be green

I bought some BA today. Three shares.

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>guys it just dropped another 1000 points again let's buy the dip at closing hour!
does anyone believe this isn't the fed at this point

I'll just hold and watch. USD will be king soon.

>...
>it's over

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Just hold and DCA bro

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.22%, disappoint. Busy at werk, no idea what's going on kekkies. Glad I set my butterfree free yesterday, would have gotten blown out today. Some foods green, GLD is very profit :o

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green

I bought a bunch of united airlines right at the end. Did I do good?

>roasties wanting equality laughing as the market is fucked
Is there anything more telling of how fucked things are?

red

+71.25%

>V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY

Fucking CNBC lol

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I think it'll be green tomorrow
Not that I want that

I bought a SPY and some SPCE and SPCE is acutally going up for some reason

-4.35%. Bought some UBER, BAC, and GM today. CY plummeted on some shitty news about buyout hiccups.

CIA: You don't get to bring friends.
Dr. BULL: They're not my friends.
Militia: Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
CIA: And why would I want them?
Militia: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Bear man..
CIA: Bear??! Get them on board, I'll call it in
[INSIDE Marketplace ]
CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the DOW list me, my men, Dr. Bull here. But only one of you!
>[MARKET DOOR OPENS]
CIA: First one to Buy gets to stay on the market!!!
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Bull? [No answer, pumps market past head out open door] He didn't fly so well! [Pulls guy back in to Market] Who wants to try next? Tell me about The Bear!! Why does he short the market!?! A lot of loyalty for a Short term put!!
BEAR: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would Short a man before Pumping up the market.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
BEAR: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
BEAR: No one cared who I was until I shorted the market.
CIA: If I pull take that put off would you die?
BEAR: It would be extremely painful....
CIA: You're a big guy!
BEAR: For you!
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
BEAR: Of course..... Dr. BULL refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you about us.
Dr. BULL: Nothing! I said nothing!!!
CIA: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
CIA Operative: Sir!
CIA: Now whats the next STEP in your master plane?!
BANE: Crashing this economy!........With no survivors!

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long $OPK

Black Friday. 100k COVID-19 official cases, big headline, PPT running out of fuel

strawpoll.me/19490780

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WHAT IS DCA?

A RECESSION PROOF STOCK??

up $16,151.70 (25.90%)

We're starting to experience supply chain problems including unforeseen/unforeseeable secondary and tertiary effects like lack of shipping containers at ports because their aren't enough filled ones coming in to be recycled. Belief in le stonks only go up maymay only takes you so far when you start running into physical limitations like that.

Repeat of last week. Fed panics and keeps the market afloat so it pumps back up.

green 1%.
If it's another 4% pump I'll stay out of this market for a while because it's getting too retarded

Good luck to you.

I'm down
bought more IVZ
I'm tempted to buy more NWL

I'm up 1.3 percent from SQQQ but I'm mostly in cash, markets too crazy for me right now

>[FIGHTING ON PLANE, OUTSIDE MERCENARIES ARE SHOOTING IN TO THE CABIN, BEAR PUNCH'S CIA IN THE FACE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT. HOOK SMALL PLANE UP TO THE CARGO PLANE AND BEGIN TO PULL IT VERTICAL. BLOW THE TAIL OFF OF THE NOW VERTICAL PLANE. TWO MERCENARIES COME IN WITH A BODY BAG, OPEN BODY BAG AND PULL OUT COVID-19 TRANSFUSION TUBING AND BANE GRABS DR. BULL AND HOLDS HIM WITH ONE ARM WHILE HE INSERTS THE NEEDLE IN HIS ARM. BLOOD FLOWS IN TO THE BODY IN THE BODY BAG WHILE A MAN PUMPS THE DEAD MANS HEART AND BULL IS STRUGGLING. BANE HOOKS THE DR UP TO A HARNESS, ONE OF THE MEN THAT WAS BROUGHT ON THE PLANE WITH BANE BEGINS TO HOOK UP TO ANOTHER HARNESS.]
BEAR: NO (Puts his arm on one Short's shoulder) They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
SHORT: We started a fire?
BEAR: The fire rises!
>[DR. BULL IS SCREAMING]
BEAR: Calm down Doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later!!!
>[BEAR PRESSES DOWN ON A TRIGGER SWITCH AND THE MARKETPLACE FALLS FROM AROUND THEM AND THEY ARE BEING PULLED BY THE CARGO PLANE.]

>Made 5 dollars yesterday
>Lost 5 dollars today
I fucking love stocks

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Normally I would expect everyone to sell before the weekend, but in this retard market it will probably go up.

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DOLLAR COST AVERAGE
AKA KEEP BUYING THE DIP FAGGOT

BUY BUY BUY

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Dollar Cost Average

+119% thank you based jblu for crashing WITH NO SURVIVORS

>V-SHAPED RECOVERY
I just talked with some dude an hour ago who said this like three times, fucking hysterical

>If I pull take that put off would you die?
>Still hasn't fixed the typo

Ended today up 45%

What shall I do tomorrow?

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Alright lads, we're going to Applebees.

Excelsior!

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That's a wrap!

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Too early.. way too early

"low prices" based on what? demand from 2019? get fucked boomers.

>That's okay, the Fed won't end. Variable rate interest will when they kill LIBOR off in 2021. Likely after this, they'll keep the stock market afloat by buying ETFs just like the BOJ did. Then we'll just crab until the end of time.

beautiful. we could use a lost decade or two around here

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Did you learn anything?

Im down 2 percent
Bought KRE and JACK becaus meme strategies. If anyone needs me Ill be in the studio

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I've been thinking about it. Sometimes you see that 10 minutes dip on a good day. Those are day traders closing positions. It's happened so consistently I think these are just large traders closing short positions overnight.

are you still sitting on huge BWL.A reserves, or did you sell any of it?

I want the eternal golden bull as bad as the rest of you boys but where do you see a v shaped recovery here?

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Next week we dive another 10%

You do realize globex is a thing, right?

it'll be "ok" gwim!
KRE huh? Almost at december 2018 lows @_@

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no you didn't... no one would... you lie

So how good of an indicator is the S&P futures? Surely it can't be that simple

I learned to be a big boy and hodl my stocks no matter how bad it looks, because 20 years from now I'll make a profit.

My stack is still pretty fucking big but I sold a lot on the first bounce, now its just 18% of my port

That reminds me I need you to Remove All of your Bwl.a Sell limit orders immediately

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Yes! It will. UBER and LYFT prices won't matter until full automation fleets anyways. All the legislation about drivers being employees and not contractors only accelerates this anyways.