/smg/ Stock Market General

>YFW Bulls still buy today and are surprised that it drops more tomorrow

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Based

So has this become the Fed's Festung.

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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How much money have you lost in the last year??

WAS user'S PROPHECY RIGHT???

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Italy's numbers are exploding. China's exports still haven't recovered. The crash is inevitable.

Thanks for the money dummy

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Gotta have losers to have winners user

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>EVERYONE IS PERMA BULL OR PERMA BEAR

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im certain it will come, but wont hold over the weekend again shits crazy

lol, I don't own stonks boomer, I own crypto.

>He sells

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*BZZZZZZZZ!*
*BZZZZZZZZ!*
*BZZZZZZZZ!*
BETTER PICK UP BULLS YOUR MARGIN IS CALLING

FUCKING CRASH ALREADY GOD DAMNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

FEDS HELL FUCKING PUMP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HESITATING FOR

Anyone else long $BGS?

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This recession can't possibly be 2008 though, right? the 2008 recession was because of housing and shit? We've learned our lesson?

> it's still dropping
HIT THE PUMP BUTTON AGAIN

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imagine punishing yourself by having money in the stock market right now

NOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY HECKING TWENTY SIX FLOORERINO

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Yeah we’ve learned our lesson 8 times now

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He's probably just Jewish. I had a dream where I got overcharged on shipping.

Just using the terms is bad practice
The implications they hold include irrationality, stubbornness, and cocksucking affinity

THE PUMP BUTTON FUCKING BROKE FUCK

>SPY keeps falling
Come on baby, just a couple more bucks for me and my SPXU calls will be looking good

How do I get a Pendulum gf?

Reminder, if you redditspace, you need to go back.
If you use doge speak you need to go back.

That's even worse!
Bahahahah

>not just shitposting despite whatever the market does or what positions you have
not gonna make it

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Threadly Reminder

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I am only down 0.49% today I was up 2.5% yesterday, positive for the week and also up 85% on the year. You day trading spergs are really something

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PLS REMBER HAPPY DAY /SMG/

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"pump eeeet"

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>People are perma redditspacers or perma dogespeakers

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LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN

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>its another "recession" that actually doesnt change shit like 2008

daily reminder that 2008 happened and we survived just fine, same will happen here, probably even less damage

THIS IT NOT A GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN, it wont affect your life at all

What companies will the elite use and own to transfer wealth from the middle class to their own portfolios?

How easy is it to take money out of rh? I'm at the day trader limit and am consider dumping the 25k in, not to invest but to not have to deal with the time out. At least while the current volatility fun continues. Rh being a piece of shit the last couple days makes me leery however

HAPPY DAY WAS WHEN I HAD MONEY, DUMB BITCH
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Robinhood

reminder that's you're a turbo autist who takes too much pride in Yas Forums if you actually care about the spacing and not the actual things being said
I've been here for well over a decade and I literally do not give a shit and most oldfags don't either

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I came from Yas Forums to laugh and you guys are delivering

AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING ILL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT

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what time does the real pump start today? i know they'll do it, the bastards

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>daily reminder that 2008 happened and we survived just fine, same will happen here, probably even less damage

Fuck off amerifat, this time its also your country time to pay.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

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kek

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP PUMPING IT
THIS IS RUINING ALL MY PUTS

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you know i'm right. best case scenario its "another" 2008 and things get slightly more expensive for a few months and thats it

worst case its even more of a nothingburger and it all goes up next week

GUYS CHECK THE FUTURES FOR EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY
IT'S HAPPENING

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>global pandemic wont affect your life at all
>in a country full of unhealthy burgers with diabetes
100 credit points have been deposited to your social credit score - xi

>this is America’s fault and not China’s
Ok chang

*destroys the world

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posted in the wrong thread.

Market is falling because Pocahontas dropped out. This is just an over reaction. Buy it or short volatility right now. The daily bottom is in. Only up from here.

Thought 17 was a good entry point for MAXR. Waaaaaay wrong!

First UK death

FTSE will be interesting tomorrow

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I think it just did

they just turned on the pumps...

I WANT THE ORANGE OUT

NOW!!!!!!!!

IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK
GO BACK DOWN

the pumps are broken, we perma bear market now

MY FINAL PRICE TARGET IS 0 BY THE END OF THE MONTH

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POMP IT
OR ELSE

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OH NONONONOONNO

BEARS BTFO
WE GOING BACK UPP

Anyone here that still listens to trip fags?

Bobo theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=WcDM3wHqC38

Bulls theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=EQ3G0oS-OWY

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Now it's time to Feel the BERN, and corporations are scared of finally having to pay taxes.

lmao bearcucks on sucide watch

IT WAS A NOTHINBURGER AFTER ALL

HAPPENINGFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO

WE WON BULLS

Should i hold this over the weekend? How long until the big one that doubles my money

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wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-snarls-trans-pacific-shipping-and-ripples-through-u-s-business-11583432172?
FOOD IS ROTTING!

Ooooooofffffff

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LMAOOOOO

Cruise ships are floating Petri dishes anyway

IT'S JUST THE FLU DUDE LMAOOOO