/smg/ - Stock Market General

VTIQ is the new TSLA and no one is talking about it

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>tfw shorted the bottom on Tuesday
This is nice, but I still need more dumping

Can someone explain to me why my puts on yum china are worthless when they expy isnt until the 20th and the stock is down? Wtf

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SOLD

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I can't fucking read

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>sell F
only if I could short sell stocks...

EE BOUTÉ?

thats the company that merged with the other company thats making electric trucks right?
could be good

but... but wsb is shorting this

guess I'm a nigger. A very rich nigger.

Bears are still sporting out about Corona despite this dip being pathetic. We have some user retarded enough to laugh about AMD dropping from 50 to 49 a d making a big deal out of it.

It's time!

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youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

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If you hold on to your shit, you WILL become homeless.

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

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READY TO SEE SOME RED?

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I WANT SPY TO AT LEAST 289 EOW
AAAAAA

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So predictable. Green day - Red day - Green day - Red day.

wtf why is my commissions so fucking high

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WTF IS HAPPENING???
YOU GUYS TOLD ME TO BUY. WHAT DO I DO BAGHOLDER????? YOU COST ME MY LIFE SAVINGS

>sperging out
Fixed

.......bros
It's fucking over

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get rekt bullfags

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15 min after open

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Check again. This is probably why we're dumping lol

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They bought the dip?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE WARNED YESTERDAY
YET YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED, BEARS RULE

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>17591420
Yas Forums predicted this

bear market until july
screecap this

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To all of you delusional faggots last night who said that we would pump at open and that my puts were dead, go fuck yourself. Thanks for the easy money.

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And one of them is a gold miner.

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What tricks do the fed have left? Just let it fucking die, you know it wants to.

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well we broke through 305 finally. god i hope we get to 303 soon

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

Enjoy your small spec.

I tried to warn you fools about the yield curve you didn't listen

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>BA

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Buy sava and galt!

youtube.com/watch?v=xZaIBl18gTs

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=xZaIBl18gTs

SPY 270 by Monday. Check em and cap this

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Kill yourself you thirsty faggot. Here's your (You).

Euro banks getting FUCKED

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They'll just keep pumping like China is doing, i wonder for how long

because they guess fucking everything. It's really not a difficult thing to do, if it doesn't work out you never hear about it. Only retards like you believe that

dumping the entire fucking treasury into the market

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING SHORT MGM ITS FUCKING DYING

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CALLERINOSSSSSSSSSS R*DDIT TOLD ME THAT THE VIRUS WAS PRICED IN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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r8

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>only green is gold
my sides

>I love you anons. Do you love me? The market is scared of me. I do not know why. I can make every feel things they have never felt before and take you many places.

>No need to cash out anons.

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>gambling on COST earnings
>thinking GME won't declare bankrupt this year

I think you should stop with options

wtf are you doing sell everything/10

FEDS PUMP PLEASE I DONT WANT MY WIFE AND KIDS TO ABANDON MEEEE

SQQQ call is sexy

>liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
do we believe her? can someone near harbors check it out and report to /smg/?

I think it's time to get some money out of the bank

So low volume.

>he didn't listen yesterday
It's too late user. Sell now or perish in fire

FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN MY WORLD IS ENDING
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PULL IT ALL OUT

stop gambling you faggot

>All these other biotech stocks pumping on hopes for a vaccine.
>MRNA already sent theirs out and is sideways.
Fucking retards, I swear.

Here comes the escalator

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ON THIS EPISODE OF "EVERYTHING I BUY IS DUMPING"....

>liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
I can see the economy struggling but that is some Yas Forums tier schizo shit kek

someone posted sat photos of a chinese port, it was completely empty.

i'm not gambling on earnings, i just have confidence in the way the value will perform over the next few weeks, gonna cash out at a comfy spot

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD

Holy fuck. Netherlands is kil

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>pleased with myself for holding onto my puts throughout yesterday
>angry at myself for not doubling down on more puts when the SPY hit 312

youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

Shotgun prophecy is a perfectly valid approach to predicting the future.
You're just upset because you didn't think of it first.

Where is she supposed to be, and I'm in Bayonne, and I still hear the normal amount of retard operators dropping containers across the bay as always.

everything in china is closed right now, factories and all. Car sales down 80%. AAPL is getting absolutely shafted rn

checked

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>the dutch make it dubble
very based

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What time are we pumping so I can reup on puts? Thanks.

Ok retard

My market now.

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I got paid a day early. What do I pile in on?

It's over

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Nastrodamus used the same method and his name will be known for the ages.
Your name will be forgotten 10 seconds after you die.
Call me a retard all you want. You know I am right.

DOW IS FUCKING DOWN BY 800
>mfw

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nothing wait.

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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what tech companies will perish after the recession hits?

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uhm..my stonks are red, do something?

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Just buy gold lmao

Being autistic has served me well for once in my balding minimum wage adult virgin existence

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Cash inside your mattress. Bullets, food, and water if you're really smart.

Press D to dab on the bulls

I'm only 20% in stocks and I invest for dividends so this is fine. Just upping my DCA amount and enjoying the bear posting.

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Friday morning
>lol bulls irrevocably btfo
Friday afternoon through Monday
>OH NO NO NO NO BEARS, BULLS WE BACK
Tuesday
>Bulls are kill
Wednesday
>Bears BTFO, bulls are back in control
Today
>Lol bulls bought the """"bottom""""

we will enter a depression, which is worse than a recession. the world as we know it will change.

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Nice gains man.

>A rich powerful jew's name will be known throughout the ages.
I'm super surprised guess you really are right.

SOMEONE CONVINCE ME WHY I SHOULDN'T SHORT SPY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

WHAT DO I BUY, I HAVE 3000

Hell yeah bro, that's why on Friday, I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening user. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

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>economy struggling

Wake the fuck up, we are entering a recession the world has never experienced before.

Don't be sad user, you'll always have me!

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No one user, they've already jumped over the cliff. You're all alone now

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Is there an argument to be made at all not to go Long on TLT Calls right now? Maybe 160 03/20 or 162 04/17?

Because it just dropped 800 points and has dropped like 3000 points this entire month.

FUCKING DUMP IT

2009 we were bailed out. what happens when institutions too big to fail fail? welcome to 1929.

I don't have a mattress. I've been sleeping on two blankets on the floor since I moved in december. I have all the guns and ammo and water I can really use and enough to start a streetgang when the big one finally happens. I'm worried about stonks right now.

Thank you, booze-chan

Thank you fellow
I was expecting to get insulted to be honest so I was pleasantly surprised

in order to put an end to this sideways market we must catch the crab

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Is there anyone who really understand what's happening?

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The day of the bear is upon us. Strap in lads

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Nostradamus was a Catholic. His father renounced Judaism and changed the family name.

What dividend stocks are you holding? I too am interested in passively incooming.

imagine how happy bernie would be if he gets to larp FDR for real

STOP THE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Which app is this?

pretty interesting how no one wants to admit we might go on a recession

y'know , I really do wish something would happen
but lets be real, nothing ever happens
the fed will pump until everyone is back to their comfy menial lives
corona will pass like a fart in the wind
we'll return to regular programming before you can say recession

im the biggest fan of fear porn and world destruction, but sadly it aint real

ANSWER ME NOW

Dewit

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youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg
Hey bulls, how you guys holding up? Don't get too fucked

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t. Fed

Just give it up

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robinhood, dont use it newfag

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

SQQQ

How would you know when something real happens?

not the drop i was hoping for. still fucked up from yesterday.

How fucked did Robin Hood anons get?

Bought some SOXL
I genuinely think the market will recover now
If not then I don't mind holding for a few months at most

gold.

>I'm going to become black today.
You people are fucking retarded.