/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Any good CV plays that havent popped yet ?

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Post if you're a bull or a bear today and what you're listening to.

DELET

S-savanon? P-pendy? Are we going to make it?

RIP to the DAX, Germany it was nice knowing ya

BIBLICAL

Bear
Whatever Arab shit that guy on the train seat next to me is enjoying

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HOLY FUCK LADS

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>look at the 10y yield

its smart money vs dumb money
if you dont play both sides you're a loser

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>premarket is already as low as yesterday's low

>Deutsche Bank

I'm a crab and i'm listening to Faneto by Chief Keef.

Bear

Listening to kraftwerk

>greggs dumping

FOOK ME LADS, WHEN IS THE MARKET GOING TO STOP BEING A NONCE?

BUY THE OLE FOOKIN LOT

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Yes but generally avoid vontobel as they aren't the market makers so it's very risky. Morgan stanley seems to be able to pay out even retarded amounts from what I've seen in orders history.
20:1 means just that, 20 times. so if underlying goes down just a few %, despite going up a huge amount earlier, they can become worthless immediately. So never ever hold them overnight as they track futures also.

WHO ELSE SHORTED THE PUMPERINO YESTERDAY? I KNOW I DID. ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING BIBLICAL TODAY LMFAO

It will go down to yesterday's lows and then crab. Listening to the room heater running.

Bear, electric avenue on loop

What does the ratio like 20:1 mean for leveraged certificates? only know it from options, is it the same? in case of an index what difference does it make which ratio the certificate has?

Bear.

Cameo - Word Up!

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wuddup bruddah

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I bought in yesterday morning. It went up all day and you FUCKERS convinced me it was over. IT'S JUST THE FUCKING SNIFFLES WHY ARE STUPID FAGGOTS PANICKING

I put it everythint I had. I feel sick.

kek, close to completely erasing all 2020 gains

ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING MY FAVOURITE BIZERINO FRIENDS, SIPPIN ON MY MORNING COFFEERINO WHILE SMOKING MY VAPERINO, WATCHING THIS BEAUTIFUL MORNING DUMPERINO TAKE PLACE

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i see thanks, nevermind

Well, weeds ban didn't last long.

bear
Eminem - Till I Collapse

also VIX 9%

loooool get fucked fag

I've lost everything. I'm fucking finished.
I'm gonna have to go back to being an escort, ffs.

thanks for nothing Yas Forums

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>wizard and snss both committed sudoku

Day of the rope, tripfags. You're all going to die.

Bear
Valee

I SAW HOW MANY REPLYERINOS OF PEOPLE ASKING WHERE I WENT YESTERDAY SO I DECIDED TO HOP BACK AND BE AROUND MY FAVOURITE FRIENDERINOS

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Is there anything you guys are looking to hold on to for a few years?

DAX just broke 11900

>buying on a green day
>lose your house and wife the next day
A tale as old as time

SMOKE A FATTY FOR ME EH BREH?

ask me after the BIBLICAL dump

>you FUCKERS convinced me
Sounds like you convinced yourself, retard.

GME

It's not fucking funny. Thankfully I only put in half my savings because I KNEW you fucks couldn't be trusted. It could be a lot worse but it's still pretty fucking bad. Kill yourself NIGGER

cases opening all over the US & Canada!

its all over the news, public transit trying to calm people saying they wipe down seats and handles once daily

Going to drive into work today and not shake hands with anyone, HUGE infection cases are going to pop up over the weekend

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JUST POST THE IN APP BOND YIELDS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR

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It's your own fault for not utilizing tools properly to know how to invest.

I've been balls deep in AMD for the last two years.
Don't plan on selling anytime soon.
I doubt that we'll get down to my cost average, but if we do I'll be buying more.

Stop complaining unless you're about to have to suck old dick to pay rent.

Wow, a Gigalo? How horrifying is it having to fuck post-menopausal unfuckable women for their wine money?

>I KNEW you fucks couldn't be trusted
>still put in half his savings
I repeat, get fucked fag

I'm selling AMD the instant it hits $70

A tip if you're going to get into these certificates, because of the multiplier, and if you're lucky the gains can become fucking huge once they become worth a lot. Pull out early immediately once you got some good profits. It fucking sucks losing it all when underlying goes down just a smidge. I've lost %500 gains in just an hour thinking it would keep going up.

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NSRGY. Water sources, Swiss based, pretty entrenched in some pretty profitable stuff long term. The only thing I haven't sold yet.

>after browsing this general for years and seeing people mention wallstreetbets i finally decided to go have a look
>mfw

what the fuck is going on over there? thought it would be just like this general but its like Yas Forums at large in rebbit format

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GUYS SERIOUSLY TODAY IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL. IM WARNING YOU BULLFAGS.

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I hear that brother. All my premature bear losses yesterday have been erased by this dump.

And it hasn’t even begun.

BEARS UNITE
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i still dont get this shit, so with bonds the coupon rate is inversely proportional to the value of the bond itself?

I assume it's more than satisfying than doing it for free.

BULL

youtu.be/wcaZcbain2s

It’s an opportunity user. Double down now and quad your money tomorrow. It’s so obvious.

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the only difference between wsb and /smg/ is that wsb has a million retards gambling their life savings away while /smg/ only has like 100

VIX almost to 10%. The day hasn't even started yet. 55min

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ITS LITERALLY A BUNCH OF 18 Y/O WHO GOT THEIR FIRST TASTE OF GAMBLING AND ARE NOW ADDICTED FOR THE EUPHORIA/ENDORPHIN RUSH. ITS MORE CANCEROUS THAN THIS SHITHOLE LITTERED WITH YOU FUCKING RETARD FAGGOTS.

Does this thread ever do movie nights? I feel like this weekend would be a good time to meme about the Big Short.

Guys, I'm from Yas Forums. How bad is the situation?

wrong sex

Pic or stfu, and how much for your services?

S'cool

Not possible. There are no women on the internet.

It used to actually. Everybody left here is a faggot.

>Did you forget about me yesterday on your big gains user?

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Hold on to your butts

>95% of /smg/ saying its a bulltrap
>5% smug fools talking about their greens after 10 days of suffering
>Trust the fools
>Think bulltrap means its going to go up
Do you have brain damage, user?

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Are we dumping bros? My puts are so heavy.

Your shitty stock is going to 0

Not good, not too bad. Could be a massacre today or green.
We just dont know yet. Its all very confusing atm.

You are already infected

everyone here is predicting everything from the fed intervention to the most obvious bulltrap of the history and you still fuck up how the fuck are you doing it.is basically the same fucking pattern every crash you are a huge faggot

kinda, the government is trying really hard to stabilize the market

we dumping baby. don't be a stupid bull.

Yes, of course. The apocalypse is canceled. Once people finally accept that the virus will simply become endemic without killing too many in the short term, we can continue on as planned.

>someone wasted time doing this shit

thats a big YIKES

Fuck you retard. /smg/ majority opinion is always wrong, so it's obviously stupid to make that argument.
I thought it was a rising wedge.

I believe you the most because of trips of truth. So, not so scary?

$20bn Repo today vs $100bn last two days

>he bought the fake Biden bump

You idiots just keep trusting the establishment and media

>LeT mE oUt

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Europe crashing and US futures looking weak but lets see what some more fed pumping manages to do

Are they running out of steam or is it that they see it stabilizing so they're allocating less?

THIS IS LIKE THE BIG SHORT I REPEAT

LOWLY INTERNET WHORES ARE BUYING STONKS

SELLSELLSELL

>thats a big YIKES

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Sure thing buddy. Why don't you open a short position then?

>sold puts for a loss yesterday
>could have made it back and profit today
no problem guys, gonna take jump off the bridge real quick

Payrolls tomorrow. Good headlines might give you a pump into the weekend, likely to fade on coronavirus problems over the weekend.

Buy Costco or wait for the dip?

Just had a dream that the stock market dropped 1,500 today.

Screencap this

Markets dont just drop immediately especially with fed intervention. I hope you bought some time with those puts.

how likely will the SPY get to 302 today? want to sell of these puts for a small profit

It's so bad in Europe? I'm form Europe.

bulls mocked me yesterday
get fucked today !!

>He didn't buy puts yesterday
user I....

Checked

Checked and kek'd.

What have you memed here fren

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bets on how low SPY is going eow? my puts may have been a little overconfident...

Same bruh. I'm just happy if I can recoup my losses

well we're about halfway there before the market even had a chance to open

IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

What happens to the money in your brokerage account if you die ??

IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

Make sure you have a plan that your loved ones know you have money there if something happens to you so they can get it.

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No.
Im saying we might see +.5% today. This day might also get an entry on wikipedia as "black thursday".

We just have no idea. For me that is scary.
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I have until 3/20

Im not even joking

Irvine, Orange County here, I can literally walk from my place to the hospital where the first case was at. Two more official cases but officials are warning more to come

The masks were completely sold out and hoarded by bugs in a couple days way back in January. Now we're running out of toilet paper, hand soap, and sanitizer. Walmart/Costco out of bottled water too. Everyone is pretty scared, but a lot of boomers are oblivious or just think corona is an election hoax by Trump

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I have a few puts with strike price 300 and break even price in the low 290s which I bought when the SPY hit 307, but they are expiring monday. I'm expecting the typical friday selloff, but idk anymore, from what I've seen in recent time, a massive thursday selloff means crabbing/bullish friday. I don't expect to actually wait for these puts to expire, I plan on selling them off today.

Forget the coupon, they are quoted by their actual yield. So as the price of the bond goes up, the yield goes down. Yield being coupon divided by price.

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No. Everything goes when I go.

>all of these toilet paper shortages

so, uh, long kimberly clark?

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yeah my break-even is 291ish w/ expiry tomorrow. should probably con them away if we get nuked at open.

10 YEAR YIELDS AT .94!!

REPENT!!

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Same.

I warned them amply, but they completely ignored my warnings. It was a bull flag, a dump was inevitable, but they didn't listen, the ignored the technicals and now they will suffer.

I really don't want anyone here to lose any money, I honestly want all of us to make it. It's sad to see people buying calls when you know a dump is coming.