For every idiot on here who is short link, it's absolutely going to melt faces today. If you're someone who is fudding then back it up in this thread and post your shorts. I'm 10,000 LINK LONG - the trend is your friend!!!
I dare you to short $5 LINK BEARS
Jeremiah Allen
Asher Powell
lets be real
>1 billion coins
>4,9 billion market cap
>no token usecase
>just promises
>yesterday was a nothingburger
>EY cucked
>Microsoft works with everybody
People are going to sell once the pump is over.
Jace Edwards
>it’s night time, dark
>Stacey about to get ready for bed and sleep after a long day of sucking dick
>as she starts to go to sleep, Stacey hears rustling
>w-what was there? Who’s there?
>more rustling
>shit, she says, I better go out on some lingerie and go check that out
>:screenshot to her big ass elephant dick as she puts on some Victoria secret transgender underwear:
Ian Moore
>>Microsoft works with everybody
They definitely work with, in and over your mom.
Isaac James
Do you know how to read - the MCAP is 1.6B you knob not 4.9
Liam Richardson
Microsoft works with everybody? Are you serious ? 99.99% of the projects in the 5000+ shitcoins on CMC do not work with Microsoft.
"Let's be real" oh the irony.
Ethan Miller
>microsoft world with everyone
Even if that was true, which it isn't, microsoft DOMINATES the entire tech market outside of normie apple shit. Any company they actively focus on succeeds. Unless its mixer, which is a shame since its over all better than twitch
Christopher Reyes
cont?
Ethan Jones
ATTENTION STINKERS
LINK WILL NEVER GO ABOVE $5 PER TOKEN
SUCK SHIT STINK LINKS
Jonathan Morgan
this won't age well - if you think $5 is the top for the rest of time for LINK you are deranged and obviously do not understand the growth of smart contracts or of decentralised oracles. The world will continue to operate over paper based contracts over the next 10000000+ years. OK just sold 10k
Asher Gonzalez
>believing cmc
There are 1 billion tokens. You moron
Julian Morgan
show short then
Ethan Anderson
oh and also - post your fucking short, this is why this was created
Easton Sullivan
Coffee standard is Sergey's gift to the world. Swift were looking for a quick pump and dump to sell their bags but Sergey is always five or even six steps ahead. During meetings with swift executives Sergey often has to speak for a predetermined amount of time regardless of the material he is giving over. When he runs out of time he repeatedly says coffee standard over and over again. Adelyn has suggested hiring lackies to nod whenever Sergey mentions coffee standard. So now there are four people in the meeting Sergey pays to be yes men (only one is a woman and one is a diversity hire). Swift executives are not sure what to make of this but word around the water cooler is they're liking the general feelings of positivity that coffee standard brings to each meeting
John Young
GONNA SHORT
WONT POST
SUCK MY DICK
Ryder Jenkins
Thats because you wont short. Do it fgt
Gavin Phillips
Shorting here is literally FREE money
suck shit linkies
Anthony Anderson
This is false
Observe my digits
Blake Roberts
checked. case closed.
Levi Lee
Your digits hold no power here stinkie.
We have price suppressors.
Bentley King
POST YOUR FUCKING SHORT THEN
Charles Wilson
False
Check them again
Zachary Edwards
You sound frustrated silly linker
Henry Morales
you are gay and poor and tasteless and small minded
learn to have some pride in yourself and shut the fuck up if you aren’t going fud. obvious thirst like yours gets you nowhere but used
Gabriel Thompson
Post your short
Cooper Rivera
>WONT POST
I AM DOIN IT
Juan Kelly
yes im gay and poor and small minded, post your short
Easton Lee
Sorry but the only reason stinkers are around 5 dollars is because coffees are now 5 dollars. Stinkers are supposed to be worth a cup of coffee
Wyatt Allen
post your short
Alexander Clark
almost there!
Brayden Robinson
get a load of this faggot
Ian Peterson
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.
After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."
Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.
Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.
I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.
Brayden Collins
what does LINK even do? who uses it? how are they generating revenue?
thats right it does nothing but make empty promises. nobody uses it. they are not making any money except by dumping tokens on gullible stinkers.
Elijah Reed
i’m never selling. just trying to help you thirsty queers out with life advice
Christian Evans
Serious question
What is so special about LINK oracles that can't be replicated in other blockchains?
Eli Lewis
What is so special about Bitcoin that can’t be replicated in other blockchains?
Owen King
The memes.
Adrian Lopez
holy fucking based
Owen Cooper
Already sold at 56k sats. Good luck with your long.
Nolan Flores
Hi plebbit
This
Eli Richardson
Go back
Tyler Gray
> he fell for the coinmarketcap meme
lulz
Juan Martinez
Go back to wherever you came from, we need buyers to go from $20 to $100 it’s not your time yet.
Henry Ramirez
Decentralised Big Macs
Ian Green
fuckinhodllinktothemoon
Jaxson Price
mfw when I came here to look for shorts and find none
Camden Carter
Never gets old
Ayden Ortiz
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
Xavier Moore
a-mazin
James Sanchez
Cute frog
Aiden Johnson
tonightt!!!!
Easton Wilson
Go back. Also you had 3 years
Anthony Lopez
YOU ARE A MANIAC!!!
Ethan Myers
Anyone have a link to that video?
Jaxson Baker
Anyone know what the concensys anounement was?
Brayden Martinez
CL working w Microsoft/EY
Andrew Price
Who made this its almost perfect but why doesn't it say WTF WAS THAT-A Chainlink Story
Brayden Sullivan
ChainLink partnered with Chillz
Matthew Roberts
Maybe because it's safe for work. It's just wonderful.
Kayden Martin
I bought half my stack when I saw this. Sergey never breaks the dude is usually stone cold. It was great to because he quickly realizes he is smiling and goes back to deadpan. It was so apparent he was the only one who considered the business aspect of the technology and how it would integrate with legacy systems, meanwhile all the rest were focused on making the "best" oracle, not realizing they would be absorbed by his network as decentralization is the only way this works.
Gabriel Brooks
Is any of /biz really safe for work though? I mean its been one of the most used frog postings here, we can't just change it now. Maybe I can fix it unless someone else wants to. Lol