/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free charting tools:
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Stock/ETF screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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The eternal AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>futures

YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE A BULL RUN WTF

Threadly reminder

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you are queer

Can we segregate a 5-minute candles watcher general for the people that overreact to every single price movement?

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You were told it was crab market.

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Guess who just got back today
Them wild-eyed bulls that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old bears crazy

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN)

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R
BULLIES
L

WE REALLY OUCHEAAAA

we crab now

mercy is a foreign concept to crustaceans
they will not wait for you to make up your mind
they are coming

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no

If we combine our shares of SPCE, can we convince corporate leadership to stop fucking around and start launching people to moon (for virus free moon base)?

sleeper cab looks comfy

im thinking we're back, futures only down 160 now from the 200 5-minutes ago. we're back.

why was I so retarded that I couldn't wait till tomorrow to buy...

anybody else in a really good mood?

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They will open their account.

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>buy the dip!

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They will select SPY.

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I'm like a 5/10 mood 2bh

duy the bip

nope lost $25k overnight while sleeping because of retarded usa fed pump which is about 5% of my total saved.

They will click SELL

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I am in a quantum state of happiness in which the market is both crashing and booming at the same time.

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And with a single candle the bears shall be REBORN!

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FAKE. Here's the real one bulls.

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ISILDUR!

BULL PRIDE WORLDWIDE

this takes time to coalesce, but through it you can see great things

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Lmao that company doesn’t do literal space. It does absurd near earth low orbit. It’s such an English company running on the space meme.

my airline puts are still safe r-right?

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cope more bearfag. the only direction we goin from here on out is UP

H-he said "buy buy buy"
;_;

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BULLBROS

FUTURES ARE TANKING

WHAT DO WE DO

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Just wait until they announce airport closures next week.

If Sanders won super tuesday the dow would be at 6000000 points right now

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There are deep meme energies at work here. Up or down someone is going to make money.

>1 year
this corona shit isn't going to last 1 year and then just collapse the market once it's gone a few months before a year passes from now

>Im sick
WHAT THE FUCK QUARANTINE HIM NOW BEFORE HE INFECTS EVERYONE!!!!!

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Good, good. Let the hate flow through you... Only the dark side can save her, your precious gains. And soon the bulls and their friends will feel the force of this fully operational cattle mutation.

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Like Chad's not give a shit because futures don't gauruntee shit the next day nigger.

>state of spiritual crab

feeling decent.

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is this antibernie propaganda? because it worked, i hate him a little more

B-b-but white people are immune, r-r-right? Biz told me a research paper with a sample of 8 told me it only infects Asians.....reeeeee!!

Hey you know there were a four nasty periods of volatility since then. Everybody forgets those. '11, '12, '15-16, '18.

>b-b-but it's the real 50% or bust crash this time because (unsubstantiated reasons)

Fabulous buying opportunities. See pic related

Uhhhhh except for ‘08 which took a while to pan out. But if this is the big one, then just like sell an organ and buy more cheapies.

Would anybody really buy into a weekend where you just know their going to announce hundreds of new infections in western countries

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>See pic related

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Anyone else here still a virgin or am I alone here? Will solving my money problems fix it?

I hate commies so much

you will be able to trade and invest better if you have sexual relationships with one (1) plump female (at least 28% bf)
but it isn't really worth it

Imagine thinking the world will enter a recession because a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat.

if america keeps printing money to make the market appear good, at this rate, yes it will

>imagine a drop of water causing a dam to burst

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Why do you care about anything but increasing your money?

Quick rundown on oil if anyone is swing trading it or thinking about it on the long side:

Price action this week before OPEC comes to an official decision is meaningless. Everything hinges on OPEC doing a cut within expected range of 600k-1.5 million bps. Oil's hourly chart reflects this as it has found a holding range to wait for the news. Expect volatility if there are early leaks from the meetings. This isn't exactly a binary gamble. OPEC needs to decide on how much to cut and also for how long. Small cut with short duration is not good. Big cut with short duration is good enough for a spike but won't lead to sustained bullish trend (take profits fast). Big cut long duration is optimal but low percentage. No cut is very unlikely and obviously worst case scenario.

Price target on good news is around $55. Mediocre news $42.50. Terrible news $29. Good luck!

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All girls I have spoken to have said investing is just gambling and get mad at me when I spend a day trying to learn and invest

I am short on GUSH.

>96 yo boomer infected with corona
>immunocompromised
>health complications
>>quarantine everything, declare state of emergency, cancel all public activities
>tests come out negative for corona

Lmao zoomers hurrhurr it’s worse than they’re telling us!!!!!

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you must discover how make money from fuck prostitute.

what about tesla tho

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>bps
bpd. barrels per day.

You are right. I updated it.

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This, good investors see the value in the plump.

Uh... huh... uhhhh...

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how did that conversation go?
you mean that you have had multiple conversations where you mention that you buy stocks and they get angry with you?
or are you trying to sell them on some shitcoin?

Women are risk averse but also fomo buyers. It's a curious duality.

They are not gonna cut very much. When corona subsides and consumption resumes it would cause a massive supply shock if they did. Since nobody knows exactly how long it's going to take for corona to subside, it's smarter to err on the side of oversupply rather than undersupply. All the analysts are saying this, I'm sorry you seem to be behind on things

Women who say this will drive economy cars spending their spare income on two weeks of eight different types of class and bottom tier designer apparel

should i hold stock in brown gravy if my gf weighs over a deuce/deuce and a half?

did this just become an architect thread?

Yeah bullbros, I'm thinkin' we're back.

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this guy gets it

>All the analysts are saying this, I'm sorry you seem to be behind on things
Spare me.