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bears will never learn

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Here's to limiting my alcohol consumption to (at most) a bottle of wine in the evening
:D
I'm gonna be healthy bros
I'm already looking pretty good (no homo) was checking myself out int he mirror just now

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>everything is awful
>Fed: BULL MARKET BUY MORE PLEASE

So are we all short now? Massive bear flag.
Futures is a market of retards. If we open up for more than an hour I'd be surprised.

Take a moment for all anonymous users to spit on weedfags grave. All trip users take a moment to denounce weedfag. If you see a trip user posting before denouncing him, ask why.

If you're long in this market you must at least be hedged. I'm all-in short because this shit is going to get way worse before it gets better.

I feel with 80% certainty that you are weedbro, no one actually cares about him enough to post something like this

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I'm very cautiously short into thurs/fri, positioned at close today. Not any weekly garbage too.

best it'll do is go down to 300 before it gets fucking pumped AGAIN

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CALIFORNIA STATE OF EMERGENCY
CALIFORNIA STATE OF EMERGENCY
CALIFORNIA STATE OF EMERGENCY

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im white and god has still foreskin me!

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States that voted for bernie are cursed by god, clearly

>tfw too spooked to go to a restaurant or even the grocery store because of coronavirus
i just want to get my taco bell without getting fucking bat aids

doubt it

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Internet went out for five minutes. INSTANT PANIC.

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>5% in 1 hour of daytrading
it's not much bros but this is kinda calming desu

just get the taco bell
make sure you put the fire sauce on it
fire sauce kills virus and bacteria

It's not worth the risk. It gets into your nervous system and does who know what damage 20 years from now

>5 people infected
>all white people
>state of emergency
>/biz : b-b-but muh sample of 8 ace2 receptor Asians!!!!! Reeeee!!!

Fuck you, cumskins.

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Who's the robin hood of futures. I wanna trade these YM minis.

DO WE END UP DOWN 1000 TOMORROW I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT IM 22 AND THIS FUCKING MARKET IS GIVING ME A FUCKING PANIC ATTACKS

duality of man

COME ON OPEC GIMME THE JUICE. GIMME GIMME GIMME. YOU GOTTA CUT BECAUSE PANIC AND DEVASTATION AND MASS BANKRUPTCIES WILL COME TO YOU IF YOU DON'T POST:

TRIM BACK PRODUCTION OIL CHAN

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>THIS IS WHAT A HEALTHY ECONOMY LOOKS LIKE
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYD

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Italians are way more white than the average american, we already knew it could infect whites and everybody else weeks ago if you didn't listen to schizos or denialists.

up, fuck the fed -___-

>market dips late january into february
>springs back up because coronavirus starts looking like it's not a big deal
>infections quietly spread over the next few weeks and deaths start spiking
>panic sets in, market plunges
>starting to look like coronavirus is priced in and things are quieting down
>infections starting to let loose in the US
>probably a week or two until mass contagion and death rates begin spiking because the US isn't willing to go to draconian measures to trap residents in quarantine zones

The market has yet to see its real crash. This isn't over by a long shot.

This is why man can become like God. Fucking trading stocks and eating taco bell will make you feel like a God especially after a line of cocaine.

This is all a white mans game so shut the fuck up and eat your tendies.

How is snss looking to go?

yeah it was 100b today right?

QE4

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN MAN?

Just casually injecting 80 billion dollars into the economy overnight, no biggie.

Buy like hell and come back in a few months
Russia isn’t down with that

Fucking bullish.

see

see

>Russia isn’t down with that
Russia will cut last second. As always. This is a broken record habit will them the last several occasions. Pace around and whinge and moan and then give in at the last possible moment.

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How is this legal

See

see

Because Trump need green numbers go up, red numbers bad, red numbers no no

He doesn’t think you can handle it yet. Gods gifts are a blessing not a burden.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT MEAN I HAVE A BACHELORS IN PHYSICAL EDUCATION MAN IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENOUGH TO BUY SOME EXTRA GAMES

So guys, what are you looking forward to?
For me, I'm going to be pushing into AMD harder especially with the news about the nuke computing super computers.

For other things, I'm watching and waiting. I'm waiting for Norwegian Cruise Line to drop even harder as the coronavirus burns through.
Ultimately though I'm looking at things that are looking like good dividend yields.
I am hoping for a downturn to get in on some long standing long living things but it is what it is.

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because these people make the money? lmao

Hoping AMD takes a hit tomorrow
I'll buy in this time I promise

The federal reserve is basically printing billions of dollars per night and giving it to banks in order to feign strong performance. We hit a record 100 billion dollars in one night last night.

>So guys, what are you looking forward to?
Boomers dying of the coronavirus

Kek.

this shit's being artificially propped up by the powers that be and is a bubble waiting to burst