>put 10k in random pharma penny stock >sell after it increased 1 or 2 cents >repeat literally free money. why doesnt everyone do this? there is no reason to have a job.
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The fuck why no one talk about this. Imf makes 50 billion dollar support package
Jonathan Sanders
If I had inversed all your market convictions, how profitable would I have been?
Nolan Butler
get
Elijah Ward
Sure, some hedge funds (that mostly do not actually hedge anything) are overleveraged and might get rekt triggering a small sell off to cover their margins. Some of that probably happened last week that's why gold (that some hedge funds use to hedge) was used to cover and got sold. How is debt actually relevant to businesses in the current environment? The interest rates are so low you can borrow money at rates lower than inflation. This means your cost of capital is basically zero as you can offset your interest payments against taxes. How is this problematic for manufacturers? If interest rates get lower you just refinance and keep your revolving credit lines going for that operating/working capital.
Do i sell before EOD or what??? What's gonna happen tomorrow?? I'm scawwed!!!
Aaron Cox
VIX curving back up
I fucking told you guys. Sell your shit now.
Connor Parker
Dow broke +850 on the day! What a time to be alive!!!!
Asher Rivera
Yup, people don't seem to be dying that much, after all. Also, I haven't found anything about the virus explicitly infecting lymphocytes, no worries there anymore on my part. So buy sava while it's cheap!
China... Now that you're outta my life, I'm so much better You thought that I'd be weak without ya, but I'm stronger You thought that I'd be broke without ya, but I'm richer You thought that I'd be sad without ya, I love harder You thought I wouldn't grow without ya, now I'm wiser! You thought that I'd be helpless without ya but I'm smarter You thought that I'd be stressed without ya, but I'm chillin' You thought I wouldn't sell without ya, sold nine million
Jace Rogers
It's literally the opposite. Rising wedge on a downwards trend with decreasing volume as prices rise.
THIS IS HOW BERNIE STILL WINS THERE ARE STILL THE BROWARD COUNTY VOTES TO COUNT
Christian Jenkins
im not a bull. im looking at 1m candles. spy was bullflagging and the price just jumped.i seriously hope you are right.
Luis Diaz
Dump?
Juan Barnes
statistically its easier for it to go up and make a new high than it is to go down and make a new low but you take your bet and ill sell it to you every day okay?
So was Corona really just a nothing burger? Was this a bear trap all along? My SQQQ shares don't eel so good bros...
Carson Wood
I hope you're loading up on puts. :)
Connor Davis
They're about to feel really fucking good soon user.
Aiden Green
SPX = 3200 EoW
S C R E E N C A P this post
Henry Moore
None of this makes any sense What the fuck is up with all governments’ responses to this then? Shutting down flights? Exports? Whole factories?
Is this really a nothingburger again?
Evan Ortiz
based
cringe
Angel Wright
7% annualized return is right through the exit you little cub, now get out
Jonathan Davis
I sure hope it falls because I’ve averaged down my SQQQ several times today and am almost out of ammo. Don’t do me like this Market Gods.
Jason Ramirez
QSR and YUM still pretty buyable
Noah Jackson
What the fuck even is this market?
John Jackson
IM BAGHOLDING SQQQ CRASH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Chase Gray
Taste of Based pattern
Nathaniel King
I've already explained it, tail end of a rising wedge, right after this is a major dump.
Matthew Lee
>"20 minutes Max" >"20 minutes or longer" I get being pissed but some basic reading comprehension, please.
Dominic Turner
no, the retards just need time to figure out they're wrong because they're delusional.
Brody Hernandez
it's a fish market
Josiah Hill
Same. Its all so tiresome right now. Up, down, up, down, crab. I just dont know anymore. Tomorrow might be the worst or best day the DOW ever had. Or it stays at 0%. Who knows? Who cares?
VTIQ is SPCE all over again. Its a blank check company doing a reverse merger with the EV and FCEV company Nikola that will be highly speculated on. It gets instantly banned on wsb right now because the market cap is so low.
What would be the economic impact of the stock market crabbing sideways for a few years rather than going up and or down?
Noah Green
dragon market obviously
Leo Gomez
OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS
Adrian Gray
Y'know, I actually hope you're right.
Nicholas Russell
>Just put the fed man
Adam Kelly
>puush eet sideways
Daniel Bailey
No expectation. I am waiting for trial results mainly, but it would be too early for that. News could come about the antibody for the blood test at anytime though. I also convinced myself to hold for the long term. The modification of the filamin-a protein more and more seems to be caused by a latent virus infection, and this would make the sava drug the very best candidate for being the main part of a cure. Also, the blood test is 100%, not many questions there. Just a matter of work-hours.
Justin Hernandez
Oh no! The doomscreechers are having second thoughts! No need to panic, S&P as an example has to close above 3140 so there's still time for the momentum to change again. Which it HOPEFULLY will because I need more fills, only got two
Oliver Sanders
tesla down in a 3% up market... whats going to happen boys
ALL IN SQQQ FUCK JANNIES FUCK ROBINHOOD FUCK TRIPFAGS
Liam Wood
WE SHARK MARKET NOW
Hudson Bailey
Ohhh my gooooddddddd dump already
Wyatt Brooks
Are we breaking 3100? Or will we get stopped by the psychological level?
Jordan Ward
>missing the dip I hope you weren't a retard and bought the dip last Friday. We'll be back by the end of this month and reach new ATH in fucking spring!!
Entering last hour, there is going to be massive sell pressure as we approach close, likely enough to break through the wedge and send the market back into a freefall, if the fed doesn't intervene that is.
Angel Hill
The /smg/ store in the front
Luis Walker
They will.
Tyler Perry
Come on this is the state where you don't have to disclose you're a poz-hole to the niggers that tougne your anus.
Easton Johnson
How about now.
Tyler Hall
Italian government orders all sporting events to take place without fans until April 3 due to coronavirus BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING >BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING >BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING
Ryder Sanchez
Even if they do they're only delaying the inevitable. Corona is only going to get worse in the west for the next while.
David Long
when are you guys going pink? i don't want to miss out the show
Dominic Nguyen
Everyone who thought they were part of the big short two with their 3/6 SPY puts copycatted directly from reddit, you get what you fucking deserve.
Matthew Martinez
How are they holding it up right now? US 10 year is dropping but the index still want to try to break their level
Sebastian Perez
I hope this happens to America so people will actually be forced to do something other than watching niggerball.
Dominic Stewart
I am sorry you have AIDS Baggy
Lucas Jackson
The inevitable fed pump that kicks in, in a week like always right?
Robert Miller
Bought some cheap SQQQ Have a feeling about tomorrow
Isaac Mitchell
Yeah, the newish info about the two strains of the virus out of China lead me to believe things only get worse from here because those that are incautious will have first hand experience that it's just a flu and then the second strain will start dropping bodies since reinfection is apparently common.
Tomorrow will be a bear bloodbath, Wojacks ripping through the streets screaming for a mother who was never there
Landon Gonzalez
take off
Isaac Diaz
Same.
Aiden Walker
free fall to zer0
Robert Brown
DIAMOND HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Eli Stewart
Gooses, geeses I want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter At least a hundred a day And by the way I want a feast I want a bean feast Cream buns and doughnuts And fruitcake with no nuts So good you could go nuts No, now I want a ball I want a party Pink macaroons And a million balloons And performing baboons and Give it to me now I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it All up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate Give it to me now I want today I want tomorrow I want to wear 'em Like braids in my hair and I don't want to share 'em I want a party with roomfuls of laughter Ten…
>20% of world population got swine flu >Huge nothing burger >NOOOO CORONA IS DIFFERENT
Juan Hill
I dont even know how to do that
Joshua Peterson
We could still get a cure for carona virus, and the factories have re-opened. Just get some cambells soup and get some rest if you feel ill. Stay indoors and don't spread the cough.
Jason Lewis
Anyone else care to demonstrate the Return of the Bulls?
John Howard
Nobody closed down flights, factories, schools and entire fucking cities with the swine flu
Benjamin Brooks
I got the swine flu, I was not having a good time bro
Why doesn't Trump just outlaw any interest citizens would have to pay, while making banks still pay their interesT? its that simple
Gavin Fisher
Is sqqq a good hold going into tomorrow?
Logan Anderson
So it will be an even bigger morning burger since appropriate precautions are being taken?
Logan Martin
I'm holding it. I'm almost certain a dump is coming tonight.
Charles Morgan
If my aunt had a cock she'd be my uncle
John Russell
That's what they get for not buying the dip.
Eli Mitchell
there is no good hold, close your positions at the end of every day and trade however the market wants to trend, shit's fucking manipulated
Charles Moore
bulls and bears getting snibbed
Jaxson Roberts
typical bulltard cant do math
Zachary Evans
A lot of people actually died from Swine Flu and a ton more were infected. The official stats were completely off by the WHO's own analysis and the analysis afterwards estimated Millions upon millions affected and hundreds of thousands dead.
John Perry
Corona is an uncertainburger which is bearish for me. Bulls being led by a carrot on a stick imo. Those massive drops happened for a reason.
Easton Green
I seriously did have it, sucked man worst illness of my life besides when I had mono
God damn shut up about Corona, there is so much more fundamentally wrong with corona. This was a much needed market correction that super rich elites faggots used and disguised with coronavirus for cover while they move around their assets. Small specs dont get this.
Nolan Johnson
best post this week
Anthony Nelson
but the function is the problem. how the fuck do i make it? ive tried everything i can find and nothing has worked.
lambda hasn't worked out yet but im thinking thats the way
Logan Lopez
kek dude you didn't even ask a question in a way anyone can answer it.
Nicholas Parker
you didnt buy the dip and you know what im trying to do
Eli Gutierrez
>I mean there is so much more fundamentally wrong with the market than just corana. Fixed Corana is literally sars 2.0 which has nothing to do with how fucked and over priced the markets really fundamentally are
Mason Kelly
Switch to a actual language
Easton Roberts
THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING
Zachary Morgan
3100!!!!
Luis Roberts
>almost at 27,000 Get fucked you dead cat faggots.
Julian Sanchez
>oil price collapsing again Oil is flat due to this weeks OPEC meetings. The risk averse are selling in case Russia vetos production cuts. However, these talks are happening right now in Vienna and outcome is not clear. No official decision will be made until Friday.
Jordan Taylor
Anyone here use StreetSmartEdge? I'm trying to download it and once I log it I download a json file and then it does fuck all
Connor Lopez
What does this mean? Should I buy something tomorrow?
Andrew Turner
Time to buy Oil.
Mason Flores
im gonna get into javascript after complete a few more python projects
It’s over bear team, the decision was made and they’re too strong. We’ll get a massive drop again someday but we will be long dead by then.
Owen Adams
This is your last chance before the China recovery ;)
Mason Stewart
>but the function is the problem. how the fuck do i make it? ive tried everything i can find and nothing has worked. how can it not work? you have a row as an argument and return a single value
def func(row): return row['fuck']+row['bobo']
Jace Kelly
This is the return to normal bro. Def buy
Dominic Gutierrez
>$1700 down the drain fuck me man, what was the news?
Jonathan Morgan
that maybe the world wont end
Jace Rogers
NOOOOOOO I MISSED THE FUCKING DIP just panic bought back in, how fucked am I?
Sebastian Ramirez
but i need to count a conditional amount of other rows involved based on a number of conditions.
this is my best attempt, it actually brings something back that's not an error:
for row in ocf_list: for under in ocf_list['Underlying Symbol']: for sym in ocf_list['Symbol']: for d in ocf_list['Date']: if d.count(d) == 2: debit_single.append(row)
Nicholas Anderson
I told you guys this would happen. And the guy holding UVXY should take note of the chart for the past like 2 years after they did the reverse split. Everytime the market shits itself uvxy spikes but it comes back down quickly because surprise, surprise, the general public doesn't want the market to collapse.
You shouldn't listen to the bears man, especially the ones who call themselves weed bro and are dumb and gay enough to support Sanders. What fuck tards.
Charles Cruz
-800 in outs today. Please tell me what the fuck is prolong up this clown market?
Gabriel Baker
>EVERYTHING +3,5% AND RISING what the fuck fuck
fuck
Jack Johnson
>after I'm done with punching myself into my nuts I will switch to smearing hot sauce into my eyes Goddammit man. You really must hate yourself.
Brayden Roberts
Yeah I told you dumb fucks this would happen which is why I asked what you would do if your puts expire on a green day. It wasnt a rhetorical question. We will take another dip but not for a while.
Blake Murphy
>Dow 1000 points up today
Sebastian Brooks
WHERE IS MY FUCKING DUMP TO 260
Lincoln Gonzalez
GME is ready for take off...
Dow Jones up 1000 points, 27k party tonight at my house.
Adrian King
Just go right to C++. Javascript is useful but you'd be better off learning Java in general then breezing through JS and JSP.
Jeremiah Richardson
oh well, good time to switch brokerage anyway. this has probably lost me a few hundred the past few weeks (not RH).
Cooper Torres
you mean sqqq will crash and the general market will moon. or the opposite.
prepare to lose bigly Daddy trump wont let the markets fall because his only real branding is that he's good at business
Ryder Lewis
c++ is a boomer language tho. might actually be beyond boomer
Jonathan Allen
BUT LOOK AT THE VOLUME
JUST, JUST A FEW SELLERS COULD CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE WHOLE MARKET
WHERE DID ALL OF MONEY GO
Isaac Phillips
How about c#?
Michael Cruz
WOOOO!!!!
Also... WHAT THE FUCK BROS I WANTED TO BUY MORE CHEAPIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adam Evans
Im the UVXY guy first time investing desu ive only lost 8$ if i were to sell now but i think ill sell next time the market crashes what should i do in your opinion? I am a poorfag and cant afford options until i get actual money when im out of college
Xavier Watson
nigga dont know he just buy whatever people tell him
>incipient global pandemic going exponential >dow up 4%
Jose Nelson
my friend when we were ten had a old book on that language. this was before gateway 2000.
Lucas Nguyen
It got priced in already. You guys should have taken your money and walked. Instead you guys went full retard with this Corona shit when it was clearly just being used as cover by super wealthy people to dip the market and move their assets around. It is a fucking rigged game after all but let's not get stupid and think it's the end of the world because of sars 2.0 electric boogaloo.
Retards paying attention to the price but not the volume today, you're going to get burned the second there is even a mild sell-off. We have strolled very steadily into overbought territory today and the slightest downtick will send this shit into freefall again.
Henry Ross
Nobody cares anymore. The media will no longer fool us.
Jeremiah Smith
WE DID IT REDDIT! 27k!
Brandon Miller
Have you met a 4channer irl? Never forget you’re swimming in high school dropouts
Anthony Evans
AAAAAAAA
I SOLD UNH WAYYYY TOO EARLY REEEE
probably lots of bears getting liquidated and margin called... it's too bad I hope most were just small hedges against a long portfolio.
Lincoln Edwards
DAT BEAR COPE
Thomas Green
same. i moved my limit buy orders lower like a pussy and missed getting filled
C# is basically Java from a writing perspective, if you learn one you can get the other in a day or so. C++ is still the most broadly used language because it works and works fast. Unironically learning some boomer-tier low-level language would be nothing but useful to you.
groupby didn't grab the right rows i needed, couldn't timedelta anything either. thats after converting a str date to int dates and also an actual datetime.
Brandon Bailey
Do you guys think japan is going to get screwed if they delay the olympics this summer, as there is a distinct policy?
Hudson Johnson
Stonks only go up. It's literally that simple. When will you bears learn?
based. i used to write keygens for groups 20 years ago. i miss it
Isaiah Hill
This virus clearly doesn't do well in warmer climates. HK, Shenzhen, Hainan, Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand etc. haven't met the apocalypse like the doomers all predicted a month ago.
Robert Torres
Yeah... I hate it.
Dwyer said we'll get weeks of a rally before we retest the lows and he's been pretty damn good at this so far.
Also the DIX was insanely high yesterday... I think I might have to FOMO in
Blake Reed
i hear gui's are easier to make in javascript than python.
Juan Martinez
Futures will drop because an overbought low-volume session is a sell signal.
Nicholas Reyes
So much this
The only time to cash out is when you're up and there's nothing going on and you want to spend some of your sweet gains
Andrew Brooks
I told you Dow Jones 27k is a great price to buy.
Camden Allen
So if the earnings report is bad will Costco stock take a noticeable hit?
Easton Bennett
Based and divvypilled
Robert Bennett
Well I still think this is a tricky time but from my experience with UVXY you should not buy it on a day that its green. And if you have profit now you should probably sell it because like I said looking at its chart it's spikes are brief and it comes down as quick as it pumps up. I do believe another dip might happen but maybe around the end of the month or the beginning of the next. I'm not telling you what to do but if I were you I'd get out. The best time to buy UVXY is when it's trailing after a long time after a dip. Like I was considering buying uvxy at 10.00 because I thought the delayed panic to the coronavirus would kick in but choose SDGR instead which was a mistake. UVXY was definitely the better investment at the time because when it's trading so low after a long time after a dip there is much less risk involved and a lot higher chance at gaining profit. Also around 10 dollars it was just bleeding really slow so it's not like you are losing any money longing there. You could lose a lot of money longing now.
Michael Turner
probably not, this virus will be an acceptable excuse for the next couple of quarters
If you guys need something as close to the bottom as you can get right now do BYND, its shit but can easily do 110 in a insane market, in options that is still a darn good profit but 8% profit is ok too the upside is that if they get a deal you are going to go up to 135 in like 2 days
Jackson White
Based preppers
Jordan Butler
Fuck off, doomer.
Landon Young
what do you need GUIs for? Also this is incorrect if you're making web stuff anyways. Python is less of a hassle for web forms IMO. And much much better for any form of data handling. Javascript is fine but a mess.
Brody Watson
why did you always include that spooky music in them? it made me feel like a hacker but also made me feel like i was doing something illegal
Also general what happens with this stock as time goes on is that it has decreasing value so what happens is it gets to a certain point and they will decide to reverse split the stock to keep the value propped up.
Jordan Evans
See
Mason James
so other people can use it
Brody Smith
retail store like that wont exist in 2-3 years
Brody Fisher
Yes and? Only 20% of it is annoying faggotry. That's a good value for a prog lan. >LINQ >ref by value >tuple literals >type system >gc >pointer if you want >extension methods >props >lambdas everywhere >many other things I take for granted The faggotry comes in when it comes to managed heap stack conversions.... spans, typedreferences.... because there are a few limitations which the compiler is enforcing to keep the code segfault free. Not really. Java code is mostly valid c# code too but it almost never works out the other way round. My writing style became very functional and this simply doesn't work out nicely in java.
Joseph Cooper
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN BEARPOSTERS
Jason Lopez
FUCK. It's going to take like 2 more fucking days until my money deposits and I can buy hard with 4000 dollars. What are the chances of just one more dip. Then I'll just happily watch like a good little bull or bear or whatever I am
Carson Allen
because the warez scene was mostly dorky teens and young adults trying to seem badass, because they certainly weren't cool in real life, myself included
Jacob Lee
yeah... but I don't expect them to do well if people panic.
Are you really going to want a bunch of strangers prepping your gorditas?
Isaac Morris
See I have contacts all over China and things are starting to go back to normal. SEA is fine, HK is fine, Taiwan is fine, and only old, sick fucks have a chance of dying from this.
The happening is over.
Eli Diaz
Market was good to me today, I doubled my gains for the month.
Also did some yardwork.
Feelsgoodman
Jayden Campbell
Good point, technicals. This might be a short term blow off top. Index charts across the board look so shitty this almost has to fall more but it’s an impossible task to figure out when. Nothing leads me to believe we’ve seen the bottom.
I'm still holding some puts for friday but im a huge retard so who knows
Eli Long
then absolutely dont use javascript you madman! Use C# if you want fast GUI creation.
Camden Roberts
NO DIP FFS
Christopher Powell
also tryna get a job in data science and having more stacks is better than not i'd say. but i plan on getting to django after getting done with pandas, numpy, and matplotlib
Brandon Jones
How many suicide videos are we getting out of today?
Josiah Cruz
new
Michael Walker
NOOOO NOT MY HECKING LONGERINOS! MY LEVERAGED EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Josiah Torres
If you want more data science stacks learn Python and Julia. You are not going to find a javascript data job. Maybe R but Python over R going forward for jobs desu.
cut off penis, short the stock market, vote for bernie in the primary, what is the worst that could happen.
David King
3% mortality according to WHO with no signs of containment in western countries. 20% need ICU to survive. Overload the medical infrastructure, as is expected if containment fails (note: it's already failed the US), and those fatality numbers skyrocket. Your cooked Chinese numbers don't impress me.
Alexander Collins
>3% mortality according to WHO Yeah, no one gives a fuck what those retarded niggers have to say anymore. They've lost all credibility related to this matter after sucking China off for so long.
James Taylor
Well, I'm an idiot.
>sold yesterday near bottom >lost $310 today on SQQQ >missed out on regaining $5,000 in losses from the dip
fuck me, I never learn
Alexander Lopez
I hope it dumps 100% in 12 minutes.
Leo Nelson
Those are also the Italian numbers. 3000 cases 100 dead
Caleb Campbell
>those Chinese cocksuckers are just lying to make the Chinese look bad goy :>)
Gavin Price
IS ROBINHOOD GOING TO GIVE ME FREE AMAZON STOCK OR NOT
Carson Gomez
I'm seriously about to dump all this money in the market into ETF's and never fucking look at it again. Makes me sick, I fucked up and I knew better.
Noah Anderson
Keep trying we all eventually make it. Try and keep a journal marking your positions and then the reasons why you made your choices and what you learned.
