How would Tolkien handle this scene?
How would Tolkien handle this scene?
Gavin Thomas
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Bentley Lopez
>Narnia is pure and wholesome
>have a child interact with a demon rapist analog
Blake Parker
holy shit that's McAvoy
Ayden Hughes
I know he wouldn't have looked at Aslans tax policy.
Jace Ortiz
There was that one time Tolkien criticized Lewis because satyrs are lust rape machines and Tumnus didn't try to fuck Lucy. Pretty sure that was Tolkien's "tax policy" moment.
Logan Smith
tolkien thought lewis’s books were shite because he hated allegory.
Gabriel Bailey
For me it’s when Aslan fucks up Aravis as punishment for leaving her slave to be whipped.
Eli Sanchez
He'd use a creature that wasn't known for raping
Aaron Thompson
What was Tolkien's opinion on his friend molesting his son?
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Luis Thompson
Maybe he would prefer to use the creature known for rape achieving his purpose
Jace Cook
cunnypounding
Jackson Cooper
Aslan isn’t an allegory he literally is Jesus
Landon Mitchell
It's not because he hated allegory, it's because the creatures he used had established myths and canons that weren't followed properly because Lewis was a lorelet. If he wanted to make up new lore he could have just invented his own new creatures instead of taking other ones and repurposing them.
Matthew Foster
brehs?
Adam Rodriguez
Literally nobody in any of tolkein's works ever their sexual activity described and sex was only implied through the fact that every mortal being was born and an expectation that the reader knew where babies came from.
Oliver Walker
Jaxson Evans
Melian and Thingol
Beren and Luthien
Arwen and Aragorn
Faramir and Eowyn
Golberry and Tom Bombadil
Fangorn and Fements
Theoden and Merry
Noah Sanchez
so child diddling is actually how catholic priests reproduce?
Thomas Thompson
More like Tolkien's "based" moment
Christopher Lewis
What I mean is, none of those characters have sex scenes.
Henry Brooks
Holy shit, it's professor X
Jack Smith
Would that improve the work?
Parker Davis
so mr. tumnus puts peak cunny into magically induced sleep and we’re expected to believe he didn’t fuck her?
Benjamin Johnson
>How would Tolkien handle this scene?
He would gloss over the rape and write up the fake language the resulting half-satyr race speaks. Then he'd write 1000 years of their history.
Juan Ross
that would have been a good thing
Austin Young
>He would gloss over the rape
Kinda like his son's?
Thomas Johnson
Man, that's low.
Mason Bennett
No, I think you're misunderstanding what i'm saying
Eli Ramirez
But if molested boys had a language, what would it be like? Would it have the grammatical structure of medieval Hungarian?
Michael Watson
Maybe you need to type in caps
Adrian Diaz
Probably some kind of Greek.
Tyler Walker
He hated how blatant all the Christianity was as well as the hodge-podge of mythology Lewis just threw in willy nilly. Lewis tried to fucking justify Santa Claus existing in the same world as Greek creatures because they exist in our cultural consciousness perfectly fine today but Tolkien shot that shit down justifiably so.
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