>They say you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette Ray, but that's wasteful. The people who say that ain't never gone hungry in their lives. They don't know the genius of making things last, see the art of frugality is making an omelette outta one egg. Just one. Because I only have one of everything, one casino, one life, one omelette. I'm telling you to put all your eggs in one basket Velcoro or maybe it's you that's gonna crack.
They say you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette Ray, but that's wasteful...
Dylan Morgan
Austin Richardson
>They say I'm like a bull in a China shop. Except all my crockerys made in Egypt. So tell me Ray, am I a bull or a fucking camel?
Jaxon Bennett
they been calling me a pre madonna all my life ray; well I just got fucked and ain't a virgin no more
Robert Thomas
8/10
4/10
top lel
John Wood
You know, Ray, Caspere always used to tell me that anger is one letter short of danger. Me personally? I've always felt I've been three letters short my entire fucking L
Michael Gray
You gotta be unpredictable in this world to survive, Ray. Just look at me. When life gives me lemons, I don't make lemonade. I make fucking orange juice.
Mason Adams
>Actions speak louder than words Ray, but my mother was a mute and had to write things down for me. Too bad she never sent me to school so I don't know how to read. That's why I'm not a fucking actor.
Brandon Perry
all my life ray they told me I'm barking up the wrong tree. I ain't no fuckin dog ray; I'm the bird. I'm just choosing where to nest
Carson Peterson
>where am i
Chase Ward
>They say take a penny leave a penny Ray. What I want to know is why is the government still making pennies?
Leo Cox
>You know Ray, they say you shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch. Caspere knew this, and you know what he left me with? A bunch of fucking turkeys.
Lucas Sanders
>yknow what this guy’s sayin?
>Yeah, something about birds and nests
Daniel Cox
>They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, if thats the case why doesn't anyone want to buy my 90's baseball cards? Ebay says they're at least a dollar a piece.
Noah Baker
>They tell me to count my blessings, but when I sneeze I gotta cover my mouth. Tell me Ray, how the fuck are you supposed to count without your fingers?
Matthew Perry
Caspere knew this
Aiden Campbell
I fucking spit
Evan Peterson
Brayden Scott
fucking lol
Luke Howard
I guess after all these years I've finally gotten a taste of my own medicine. All my life I've thought myself the doctor, but you know what ray? I'm just another patient; and they've just scheduled a rectal exam.
Andrew Rodriguez
>they say it's a jungle out there Ray, survival of the fittest, but tell me Ray, have you ever seen a jew run a marathon?
Wyatt Butler
>they said I’m not here to fuck spiders. well, it’s 2am and I’m balls deep in a tarantula, Ray.
Samuel Ortiz
> they told me I was a quiet as a boy Ray, but you know what I’m trying to figure out? How loud I have to scream in your face for you to hear me?
Jack Lopez
They always say you shouldn't cry over spilt milk, but this time it's not milk being spilt, it's fucking lemonade and I'm about to make it into lemons.
Bentley Morris
>Don't beat around the bush Ray, attack it head on with a pair of shearers. Otherwise you might as well stop fucking Europeans.
Cooper Wilson
They said close but no cigar, but I don't give a fuck, I don't even smoke.
Landon Perez
We've all got skeletons ray. My ghosts follow me wherever I go, and not all of them are friendly. Casper knew this.
laughed
Nathaniel Thomas
They say these hoes be trippin' Ray. I don't know how I would be trippin' over hoes, I have stepped on them and hurt myself though. Maybe these thugs got something right...
Robert Barnes
They say Icarus flew too close to the sun, well Ray, I feel like JFK giving speeches and not being around to see the results. Fuck Ray. We are talking suborbitals here.
Sebastian Turner
you know ray they always told me to stop and smell the flowers. relax they'd say.
well you know where I stopped? at a fucking red light on crenshaw. relax? around blacks?
Im looking around ray and I dont see any flowers and all I smell is fried chicken and that loud.
Matthew James
I had a dream last night wherein I was a horse being beaten senseless by a gang of wetbacks. Their leader was a wop greaseball named Nic Pizzolatto. Some people say to not mess with success, but from what I could tell they were making a real mess outta me.
Landon Perez
you know ray they always said one bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
well Im a fucking double arm amputee and all the bushes I see are full of thorns.
Nicholas Price
you know what separates man from the animals ray?
reason? opposable thumbs? souls?
nah.
it was the fucking mediterannaen and the jews are building bridges faster than we can build zoos. caspere knew this. so did epstein.
Grayson Gonzalez
what happent to dem keedz...it aint rite......