man fuck australia
I wanna live there
Man fuck australia
Owen Phillips
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Josiah Lee
why you can get pints anywhere, but you can only get eaten alive by a spider in Australia
Caleb Stewart
>teachers are essentially indentured servants
>lose all your money
>gays are probably everywhere
>only thing to do is drink, hunt kangaroos, and fuck your wife's friend
>only reliable people are homeless
But why?
Oliver Hernandez
Australian people are slowly morphing into aboriginals, just isolate them from the Chinese and give them a few hundred years.
Noah Brooks
Consider the kind of degenerates they have there.
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Kevin Lee
gays are concentrated in melbourne you fucking c unt
Jackson Rivera
Said nobody.
Especially after seeing what it's really like
Cooper Jackson
>isolate them from the Chinese
you really can't
Gavin Davis
Any Australian kinos that don't make it look like a godforsaken hellhole?
Liam Martin
People always go “but the snakes, the spiders, the sharks”
I spent 2 years in the Australian bush as a post-doc and the only thing I ever got in my room was cockroaches and huntsman spiders(cool and harmless)
I only saw snakes when I actively looked for them and still it was rare to find anything particularly dangerous(browns and deathadders were semi common anything else in the venom department exceedingly rare)
Crocodiles are cool but you’ll only see them if you’re in the Northern Territory and even then there’s only a few good rivers for it. Otherwise you need to be lucky or unlucky to see them in a different state.
I wasn’t on the beach much except a couple of months I took off to go to the barrier reef and Queensland rainforest and I only ever saw reef sharks and rays and they were both uncommon and I only saw them on the barrier reef which is like an hours boat ride from the beaches. Didn’t ever see a stinging jellyfish. Didn’t ever see a funnel web spider
there’s also no reason to fear spiders if you’re healthy. They aren’t lethal to a healthy adult.
What Australia does have however is:
Aboriginals, they suck. 1 in 10 are friendly and cool but you’ll only find them in the Bush, the rest are alcoholics and act like literal animals in every city town and village they inhabit.
Chinks, fucking chinks(and japs) literally everywhere, and if they’re not Asian they’re European tourists doing their “soul searching” 1 year whore-tour.
Public transportation is hilariously bad unless you’re in Sydney. The internet is hilariously bad anywhere, like they’re 5-10 years behind the rest of the world.