You're American

>You're American.
>No sir, I'm from Kentucky.

I don't get it.

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Texas

The joke is american education

Well la Dee da Mr Gucci loafers

>You're Human.
>No sir, I'm Black.

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he was being a wise ass

I know its a meme here but I love this line and I love the way Paxton delivers it

this film is such a diamond in the rough

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>Paxton
Goddamnit, bros. Why did he leave us so soon?

What would you do if you were in Tom Cruise shoes? Let's be honest there is no way any of us simps could be able to defeat the aliens even after 100 years of trying so what would you do?

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Shart in the marts think that their states are equivalent to actual countries.

Also Kentucky wasn't even in the Confederacy

> "You're Umery Ken?"
>"No sir, I'm Frumpkin Tuckie"

just a case of misidentification. the question is, do we every find out more about this Ken fellow?

>tfw you're thinking of america but fancy a britslag

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Texas and parts of the South like to claim they are their own country.

it doesn't matter if he is in charge. what matters is if he feels in charge

After like the 20th time I"d try flying one of those ships, get as far forward as I could just to see how many of those aliens there were on the beach

It's not as common as it used to be but Americans always identify with their home state rather than the nation as a whole.

Speak for yourself.

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soulless coastie

No, no mein fuhrer. I'm from Arizona.

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A lot of reptilians live in Kentucky, the climate is perfect for them.

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Not at all...Im from the midwest

>this larper again
DURR DANK U 4 UR SRVCIEC!: :DD)D)

If it were me I can tell you there'd be a whole lot more rape going on.

All my effort would be directed to raping Emily Blount

I did it, that will remain a fact.

I dont care, stop attention whoring or get a trip so i can filter you
i keep seeing you posting your faggot picture any chance you get

pictures*, and why are you so mad that someone here actually saw combat?

> I'm Knoughtisoul Jerr
>No, you're Uweppin

who's Uweppin? is he Knoughtisoul's twin or something?

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It's a reference I assume to southern and rural conservative folks no longer identifying with American identity because it's chiefly represented in public by feminine and liberal urban Jews and their toy minorities and gay whites.

Jokes on Hollywood writers though because it's not just hicks, it's basically all normal white people at this point and you can't keep a country together with 80 iq jobless brown hordes.

How many times did he actually reset the day?