What would an Asian James Bond be like?

What would an Asian James Bond be like?

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Asian Q would provide element of supplies

The car chase scene would be pretty funny.

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As long as he's British he'd probably be... British?

Some party bureaucrat's spoiled kid sent to an American college to steal IP

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He seduces women then they laugh and leave.

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>K20 never got a sequel
Best Batman movie made yet, change my mind.

kek

I'd much rather have an Asian mog machine like that Jenner bodyguard than a snarky black bitch

asian bond character already exists, his name is Charlie chan

Based Siwon

jane bond

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Not bad. A lot of Asian guys can pull off the suave shit, and clean up well and look good in suits. There’d be constant “Secret Asian Man” jokes but it could work. I’d rather see them make their own thing than do literally James Bond, like some secret agent in the who was put in a Japanese internment camp (but he’s Korean) and to prove his loyalty became a spy. You could set it in the 40s or 50s and it’d be neat. Get a nobody or someone famous in Korea with good enough English, the small pool of know Asian American actors kind of sucks.
But it’s a moot point because Hollywood never gives us anything good.

Stephen Chow did it

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Hello Mr. Bond. The names Essa, Essa Batz.

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the tuxedo starring jackie chan and boobs

Probably turn into a beautiful ladyboy by the end of it, with Idris Elba walking in on the last scene to fuck her to death, setting up the sequel for him being James Bond.

Wait...are we talking about an Asian actor casted as the James Bond TM
Or an asian parody of 007?

HERRO... THE NAME IS BONG... BING BONG

>Awkawafina
She's a real test of how bad yellow fever can get. If you like her you've got yellow plague.

>Jemisu Bondu

>that ending
holy shit

She looks like a giant hamster

okay sweaty first of all there’s only one race, the human race
second of all, um, james bond sucks, sweaty

Insecure

>tfw callsign in Afghanistan was Secret Asian Man

James Bond requires too much masculinity for an Asian man to pull it off. Asian men can be masculine through the lens of Asian culture, sure, but there's not a single Asian man in existence that's considered masculine in Western culture. Even Bruce Lee was really only considered a badass when he was beating up other Asian guys.

Holy shit

That be awesome. Make it happen. The bad guy could be a fat American who shoves burgers down his face.

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>Bat soup, no shake