I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night...

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.

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What a bizarre movie

He’s right you know.

He's a god now.

wow he's literally me

Based OP. Why is this film not discussed more on Yas Forums?

I think the unrated version might be hard to find for some people
>no fisting rape
>no Helen Mirren 3 way
>no dwarf getting a blow job
>no man being force fed wine after having his penis tied off with his bootlaces followed by his stomach being stabbed
A lot of the more memorable stuff might be missing

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Not enough movies have people buried up to their necks and decapitated by a giant moving wall with lawnmower blades.

Just read his part in Suetonius’ twelve caesars. When the Praetorians killed him they swung his two year old daughter by the ankles exploding her head on a brick wall. All kinds of crazy shit. He had Alexander the Greats corpse exhumed and would wear the armor that Alexander was buried in and had been rotting in for 300 years

I always had a sense of dread coming from this and Zardoz.

Is this peak porn kino?

Based classicist. Got Suetonius on my shelf waiting to be read. I want to read the histories in chronological order, so it will be a while before I get to him. Not sure how to fit Plutarch into my scheme of things though.

Porn is literally the perfect medium for depicting the reign of Caligula.

stop falling for propaganda

caligula was a competent ruler

Do you stand fucking Roman?

>and Zardoz.
But user, the penis is evil

based midwit

The gun is good.

The child head smashing is in the movie too
Nice

My favorite scene was caligula prostituting the senators wives

Was Claudius based?

>winces pathetically
He was the best character

Porn aside, this movie had some great character development.

>stop falling for propaganda
Yes that dastardly Gaul propaganda.

Caligula reminded us all that in order to give a good fisting you need to lube the fuck up.

HE WAS CALLED CLAVDIVS FFS REEEEEEEEEE

She didn't fly so good.

>Unironically believing seething senate lies

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I AM THE SENATE!

Did the Senate even do anything during the Principate?

Jerk themselves off mostly. It is a period of history that was in my view full of shit rule.