>I’m better than Tolkien because he didn’t write about fiscal and monetary policy (neither did I but sssh)
I’m better than Tolkien because he didn’t write about fiscal and monetary policy (neither did I but sssh)
Jayden Ross
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Adam Scott
He literally said he's better than Tolkien, whom he called dishonest, because he writes about rape in war.
Cooper Brown
>talks of Orc babies
>Orcs are born full adult in Middle Earth
good to see GRRM hasnt actually read any Tolkien and is trying to bluff his way though
Nicholas Ward
>tolkien actually did write about stuff like how they handled orcs post war
>Martin is just too retarded to read any of it
I hope someone coughs on him.
Ryan Nelson
Ironic coming from him, since the most he focuses on Westeros economics is mentioning the iron bank every now and then.
Logan Fisher
>actually claims that Jaime would beat Aragorn in a sword fight
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO
Colton Sullivan
Literally about 10 people even gave a fuck about his lame-o books before someone turned it into television.
Now he thinks he's the next fucken Tolkein because HBO made a semi decent soap that fell apart after 4 seasons. At least Tolkein FINISHED HIS FUCKING BOOK
Isaac Russell
>Tolkein
>War veteran
>Accomplished academic
>Lived through two world wars, a plague and the great depression. Clearly knows and understands hardship.
>Despite living through such shitty times, he writes an optimistic and hopeful classic of literature about overcoming impossible odds through friendship and determination like the British people did
>Practically invents the fantasy genre and inspires millions of people
>GGRM
>draft dodger
>not an academic, a mediocre tv writer
>Baby boomer that lived through American golden age
>fat as fuck, clearly has lived a life of luxury
>no original ideas, just takes Tolkeins work, removes the fun magic and makes it as edgy as possible
>No clear moral of message from the work aside from how its good to be a selfish prick and striving for higher ideals like honor is foolish
They're a perfect representation of their times. One experienced a shitty miserable life but writes about staying steadfast and hopeful in times of hardship. The other is a fat fuck spoiled child who jerks off writing about gratuitous rape and violence while denouncing honor and morality because he's too fucking stupid to understand it.
Bentley Gutierrez
Tolkien released more books after his death than this earless pie-boy.
Aiden Garcia
>her cunt became her world
Gavin Murphy
>J.R.R. Tolkien
>G.R.R. Martin
he even copy and pasted Tolkiens name, what a hack.
Wyatt Jackson
>actually claims that Jaime would beat Aragorn in a sword fight
Is this real?
Samuel Gutierrez
> he didn't memorize the entire lore of a fictitious world
> must be talking out of his admittedly fat ass
Levi Ward
>They're a perfect representation of their times. One experienced a shitty miserable life but writes about staying steadfast and hopeful in times of hardship. The other is a fat fuck spoiled child who jerks off writing about gratuitous rape and violence while denouncing honor and morality because he's too fucking stupid to understand it.
Unironically based take
Jaxson Watson
Tolkien is great at worldbuilding but sucks at actual interesting characters.
Gavin Hernandez
If you still don't understand what he was saying you have severe autism
Bentley Flores
In civilized company, it's generally required to know what you're talking about before you criticize something
Parker Butler
orcs are born babies, uruk factory was movie idea from Tolkien abandoned concepts
Austin Murphy
Based, Tolkien lacked soul in his world. It was devoid of high testosterone, felt like a tranny and femoid paradise
Brandon Foster
have you read the silmarillion?
i considered Tolkien's characters interesting
Dominic Powell
Brody Wright
imagine asking tolkien this question. He'd just have you thrown out.
Jason Stewart
Reddit culture/groupthink is one of the worst things to happen to the western world
Chase Hughes
thats a rare don if i ever saw one
Levi Richardson
tolkien finished his book series you fat fuck
Kayden Johnson
beyond based
Michael Edwards
no he didn't
Anthony Hill
AHEM
Sebastian Hall
is it Winterfell? Cute
Jose Green
baste
Mason Martinez
bro it sounds like he hasn't even read the books just shits on the movies
Eli Cox
he read the books while your grandmother was sucking your great grandfather's cock
Anthony Robinson
shut up fag then he has alzheimers and forgot aragorn had armor and decided to go on an autistic rant
Isaac Carter
have you read it gaylord?
Xavier Nguyen
>I wrote about a planet with an impossible orbit and a people who don't need to eat during an really long winter