>Yesterday, you didn't say hello to your neighbour when he went past you on a crowded street. Now you have pay for it an escape from this arm cutting device.
Remember with great power comes great responsibility, also if a woman gets too mouthy you can pop her in the face about 5 times until the bruising starts to show up.Keep that in mind and its just your word against the cops, keep it up above the womb, otherwise you could fuck something up and wind up raising your twink brothers "i swear I'm not a faggot" baby when he dies. Whoops, well, happy 17th birthday anyway, Pete
>Peter-kun make sure to wear gloves when dealing with poisonous animals, specially spiders and woman. They like to stab you with their fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous poisonous-filled parasite. Now i know what you are thinking"But uncle Ben sensei, you married a woman".Shut the fuck up Peter kun, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have kids of our own? Trust me Peter beneath her is a "cock" and a pair of balls as old and wrinkly as a month old zucchini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was tight as a infant and just as smooth. Anyway what i was talking about? Oh yeah, spider, wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his receiving dock everyday, unloading boxes. Anyway i wanted to tell all this before the Alzheimer gets me.