>Child star in the silent movie era. >Made millions. >His friend was kidnapped by two men who murdered him, pretended he was still alive and tried to get a ransom. Broke into jail and lynched them both. >Father and two other men die in a car crash, is the only survivor. >Cunt mother marries the dodgy accountant and they spend all the millions he made acting. >Sues his mother. Wins but gets hardly anything as the money is gone. Gets a law named after him protecting actor kids from cunt parents. >So broke he asks his mate Charlie Chaplin for help, who gives him $1000 without hesitating. >Joins the army in 1941. >Volunteers for hazardous duty. Becomes a glider pilot in the commandos. Flies missions behind Japanese lines. >After the war has an acting comeback on TV. >Most people only reallyknow him as Uncle Fester.
We all know Keanu and Steve Buscemi are based. Tell us about others that are less well known.
It has also been claimed that the French philosopher Jacques Derrida was named after him (his real name is 'Jackie Élie Derrida') because his parents had seen The Kid, but there seems to be conflicting accounts
Asher Diaz
Get some
Bentley Turner
Is that Jesse Ventura?
Aiden Phillips
>We all know Keanu and Steve Buscemi are based fuck off back to redit
Luke Ward
Too based
Samuel Gomez
>Landed at Juno beach on D-day. >Counter-sniped two german snipers. >Shot six times. Bullet that should have hit his heart was stopped by cigarette lighter.
This is how Scotty survived so long wearing what should have been a deadly red-shirt.
Scotty's been shot six times, and he ain't dead! Does that mean anything to you? The only thing that can kill Scotty, is SCOTTY.
Urban legend. Never happened. Mr Rogers was never a sniper.
Jack Morris
I do like the story of him telling a fellow actor how you *really* kill a man with a knife.
Nathan Robinson
>As a child star, Coogan earned an estimated $3 to $4 million. When he turned 21 in October 1935, his fortune was believed to be well intact. His assets had been conservatively managed by his father, who had died in the car accident five months earlier.[11]
>However, Coogan found that the entire amount had been spent by his mother and stepfather, Arthur Bernstein, on fur coats, diamonds and other jewelry, and expensive cars. Bernstein had been a financial advisor for the family and married Coogan's mother in late 1936
