Actors that most people don't know were actually based

>Child star in the silent movie era.
>Made millions.
>His friend was kidnapped by two men who murdered him, pretended he was still alive and tried to get a ransom. Broke into jail and lynched them both.
>Father and two other men die in a car crash, is the only survivor.
>Cunt mother marries the dodgy accountant and they spend all the millions he made acting.
>Sues his mother. Wins but gets hardly anything as the money is gone. Gets a law named after him protecting actor kids from cunt parents.
>So broke he asks his mate Charlie Chaplin for help, who gives him $1000 without hesitating.
>Joins the army in 1941.
>Volunteers for hazardous duty. Becomes a glider pilot in the commandos. Flies missions behind Japanese lines.
>After the war has an acting comeback on TV.
>Most people only reallyknow him as Uncle Fester.

We all know Keanu and Steve Buscemi are based. Tell us about others that are less well known.

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Mr. Rodgers sniped gooks in Nam (including women and children).

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It has also been claimed that the French philosopher Jacques Derrida was named after him (his real name is 'Jackie Élie Derrida') because his parents had seen The Kid, but there seems to be conflicting accounts

Get some

Is that Jesse Ventura?

>We all know Keanu and Steve Buscemi are based
fuck off back to redit

Too based

>Landed at Juno beach on D-day.
>Counter-sniped two german snipers.
>Shot six times. Bullet that should have hit his heart was stopped by cigarette lighter.

This is how Scotty survived so long wearing what should have been a deadly red-shirt.

Scotty's been shot six times, and he ain't dead! Does that mean anything to you? The only thing that can kill Scotty, is SCOTTY.

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Christopher Lee

Urban legend. Never happened. Mr Rogers was never a sniper.