What will it be Yas Forums?
What will it be Yas Forums?
Austin Hall
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Henry Richardson
Not even remotely historically accurate and a spit in the face to the Greeks.
Asher Martin
It bugs me that the actor-character order is reversed for bottom left
David Edwards
"Oy vey! When you put it that way, how could we not!"
Carson Gomez
Are you seriously angry that a live adaption Disney cartoon is not historically accurate, to fucking mythology? And the Greeks wouldn’t give a shit that they’re black.
Gabriel Gomez
Yeah because a movie where Greek gods actually exist at all is historically accurate
Carson Walker
>Are you seriously angry that a live adaption Disney cartoon is not historically accurate, to fucking mythology?
Hunter Wood
>And the Greeks wouldn’t give a shit that they’re black.
Dude, in ancient Greece, literally not being Greek instantly made you an uncultured swine to them regardless. And at least the cartoon kept them the correct skin colour for the region the humans developed in. The gods being different colours is one thing because they aren't human.
I'd say the same thing if they took an African mythology story and made part of the cast white and asian. It makes no sense and disregards the culture it comes from. No black or white people in the live action Mulan because that'd piss off the fascist Chinese overlords of Hollywood.
Robert Miller
And then make all the muses white.
Blake Reyes
WE
James Hill
>Ay Yo, they caw me muhfuuggin Herc-u-layyyyyys know'm sayin, muhfiuggin greex nood.
Austin Roberts
That would legitimately risk riots where thousands of people die.
Jaxon Murphy
Yes, not being Greek made you a barbarian but it’s not like they were Yas Forums-level ethnic purists. And it would seem to me the race of the actors has the least bearing on the contents of the film, i.e. it’s cultural bearing. You sound like an SJW.
Aiden Gutierrez
How do we stop Americans from doing things like this? They're a menace to the whole world.
Lucas Torres
>And the Greeks wouldn’t give a shit that they’re black.
I'm Greek and we all hate niggers to the extent that my father threatened excommunicating us from the family if we dated niggers, he even told me this when a black girl flirted with me as a 10 year old, he said if I got involved with a black girl he would disown me. Shut the fuck up white liberal.
Alexander Anderson
Got to keep those greasy unibrow genes "pure"
Jaxson Williams
No an SJW would say it's a good thing that Greek culture is being black washed because "they're the foundation of all Western culture" aka they're bad and need their culture "fixed" through political correctness.
Bentley Price
Honestly I'd watch it for the hell of it
Ian Martin
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Hudson Miller
>unibrow genes
All Assyrians got aroused by that
Parker Bell
yall white boys finna shut tha fuck up. look at them features, dem "greeks" wuz all nubian kweens
Lincoln Cruz
>And it would seem to me the race of the actors has the least bearing on the contents of the film, i.e. it’s cultural bearing
Uhhhh so why do they deliberately put as many blacks in as possible and gloat about it then?
Jason Gray
Invade us and kill our Jews.
Trust me, a ton of us will help you.
Aaron Williams
prove that the greek gods didn't exist at some point
Lucas Hall
>Hercules - Timothee Chalamet
>Meg - Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>Phil - Samuel L Jackson
>Hades - Ben Mendelsohn
>Zeus - Jeff Bridges
>Athena - Rose Byrne
>The Muses will be removed for being racist
>Pain and Panic will be Jonah Hill and Michael Cera
Julian Collins
>And it would seem to me the race of the actors has the least bearing on the contents of the film, i.e. it’s cultural bearing. You sound like an SJW.
Yes we know, Rabbi.
Gabriel Martinez
Yeah because previous Greek mythos films with Irish, Anglo, and germanic actors was any better and accurate.
Charles Robinson
>Forgot the main attraction of Hercules
Who's gonna play him Yas Forums
Thomas Peterson
>but it’s not like they were Yas Forums-level ethnic purists.
they were far worse
Jace Green
Please leave this shit alone. It's like the one good Disney movie for boys.
Justin Diaz
>blacks actually got baited and think that coalburner is black
lmao
Andrew Lewis
Ezra Miller
Zachary Moore
Kinda yeah
Wyatt Smith
>Yeah because previous Greek mythos films with Irish, Anglo, and germanic actors was any better and accurate.
Yes. Many gods were even blond. Zero are niggers. KYS muttoid.
Noah Morgan
Just make Hades black so they can recreate this scene:
youtu.be
Christian Bell
>it’s not like they were Yas Forums-level ethnic purists
That's because 99% of them had never even laid eyes on a sub Saharan African or a Jew.
No other races suck that hard.
Asher Lee
Yea. Most people cant distinguish Greek descendants from Anglo descendants here, they're physically the same
t. Melbourne
Gabriel Bennett
>>>/stormfront/
Go back
Jason Price
Get used to it, goy.
Parker Scott
>/stormfront/
>Go back
Jose Gonzalez
Yay, another Disney live action adaptation nobody cares about! Live action is never an improvement on animation, in any case
Aaron Gutierrez
they were better because actors were white, also they were just movies and not cuck propaganda
Kayden Ross
So I guess you're okay a movie having Moses played by a black man and the pharaoh being played by a Jew?
Luke Kelly
Die you fucking kike
Owen Taylor
hercules will be made into a beige, vague, not quite southern european ethnic, like the new live action peter pan (pic related), but will have strong features. the rest of the cast will follow a similar line with a few blacks, meg is 50/50 on whether she'll stay white.
Jackson Kelly
That looks indian
Adrian Allen
motherfucker what's your fucking problem?
it's greek mythology, why should niggers be involved?
how the fuck does that make me stormfront you goddamn retard
Ryder White
It would be better if they at least attempted to kept it in the realm of historical fiction like they did for Mulan. Translating the humor of the animated movie to live action isn't going to work that well unless they get topless Danny DeVito to play Pan with CGI hooves or something. Most of the jokes of the 90's movie were a spoof of pro-athlete worship that was much more prevalent back then than it is today.
Brandon Williams
Stop lying. Greeks all have the nose
Sebastian Gonzalez
Never been there, never going there. Stay assblasted.
Xavier Wright
Cooper Nguyen
Hear me out
Actual Greeks.
And for once using the actual fucking name.
Heracles, before you ask.
Or even better: make new shit.
Wyatt Davis
I am not, but filthy kikes are.
Nolan Jones
> And the Greeks wouldn’t give a shit that they’re black.
They would, since blacks aren't Greek. Yeah, I said it.
Jose Taylor
Greek here, why do the mutts have an infatuation with presenting us as niggers?
>And the Greeks wouldn’t give a shit that they’re black.
Wrong. Being other Euros is meh ok w/e. Niggers is crossing the fucking line.
Logan Morgan
they should make a movie about hercules in their country if they care so much.
Landon Gutierrez
>ancient Greeks were all dark and black haired
Christopher Miller
James Woods
Mason Peterson
>the Greeks wouldn’t give a shit that they’re black
Are these different from the Greeks that shit the bed over being called Turks on a fucking brand of yogurt?
Henry Thompson
>why do the mutts have an infatuation with presenting us as niggers?
Figure out what race of people owns the movie studios and production companies and you'll find your answer.
Pro tip: It's the same tribe shaming you for not letting in fighting age male "refugees".
Landon Clark
>21 KB
try harder
Brandon Morris
that's not Idris Elba in all roles
Cooper Diaz
For whatever reason, the Roman name for Heracles is more well-known in the English-speaking world than his Greek name, even though most people know the other gods by their Greek names.
Cameron Bennett
that cretan old man won the case for millions of dollars from the turkish brand though. it payed off
Charles Carter
Daily reminder that Gr**ks aren't white
Jacob James
Cameras didn't have great resolution in 320 BC