This board is awful but let’s try to have an honest and civil discussion. Talk about your most favorite or least favorite movie, if it’s still profitable and well regarded in today’s society, and what cause it’s lack of relevancy towards the 80s. Also what are some of your favorite directors, composers and actors.
Westerns
The duel at the end of OUaTitW is the hypest shit I've ever seen
Um, no, actually I th-
*quick as a flash, I whip off my velcro trousers and squat down, I scream in relief as a monstrous turd shudders out of me and slaps against the floor with a wet thud*
Anyway as I was sa-
*i follow up with a hideous, guttural belch that lasts sixteen seconds and makes my cheeks ripple*
* I stand up and raise my left leg, and i fart with such force that specks of shit spray out down the insides of my thighs*
So yeah the wes-
*I spin around on the spot and leave the room, humiliating you*
was it autism?
It was one of the most suspenseful duels I’ve ever seen.
Frank hanged his brother while forcing a harmonica in his mouth, so maybe?
bump
anyone have some underrated westerns? or any decent ones that not a lot know about?
Tombstone should be on that list I like that movie. One of Val kilmer’s best or at least my favorite
Capeshit of their era but with much less technical sophistication.
*I brush up against you and whisper a secret in your ear, masking it from the ears of others with a deafening fart that also smells a lot*
*you reveal my secret*
*I'm angry and I take a shit*
Uuuuggghrhhrhrhhrhhr aaaarrrrggghhhh
Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!! I think I just took a shit so big that I split my anus!
The cinematography is leagues better than capeshit
If the film directors Wes Anderson or Wes Craven got really fat, we could refer to them as a 'Wes-tonne'
>True Grit
>For a Few Dollars More
>A Fist Full of Dollars
>The Hateful Eight
>Buffalo Bill
>Rango (it’s an animation tho)
Those are a few movies I could think of out of the top of my head.
Made for tv feel. Stop watching boomer shit. Even Tarantino makes better westerns these days.
you must really enjoy quipping, ay?
Nice bait
Can we get back on topic and discuss some good westerns?
You weak son
they were the equivalent of capeshit back then
My intention is to derail this thread. So no.
>putting that Tarantino schlock on the same list as those 3 classics
Fuck you OP
no that's mafiashit
Why? Are you angry that he actually made a western that doesn't look like a shitty B movie with oscar winning performances and stylistic dialogue? Oh no the horror.
Outlaw Josey Wales is decent
What, I like it. It’s not as good as the other three but it’s a pretty good watch.
lol except it does look like a schlocky B movie with meme performances and cringe dialogue.
Jeremiah Johnson should never be overlooked.
pasgetti westerns i recommend:
the great silence
death rides a horse
day of anger
the big gundown
sabata
four of the apocalypse
django
massacre time
Pretty great choices user.