IPs you're surprised haven't been adapted to television and film yet
I’m not surprised.
why would they call it Zork I and not just Zork
> text based game
> spend a full hour trying to to pick up an apple
FUCK that garbage
redwall film series desu
It's a trilogy. It was too big to be released as a single game, so they split it into three.
You can't get ye flask
never heard of it
getting lost in a maze. trying all sorts of verbs to manipulate an object. that's real kino type stuff
>ZORK: A Netflix Interactive Special
>every 10-30 seconds audience has to yell the next verb/noun command at their amazon echo to advance the plot
the fuck is zork?
The Grifter
Fuck off zoomer.
I would never watch a movie called zork it sounds retarded
a video game from before graphics were invented, silly i know
text only adventure game
>kick troll in balls
always thought it was a bit odd that the game punished me for picking the black princess
hyperion cantos
LoL or DOTA
legend of the five rings
illuminatus! Book series and card game
xcom
battletech
ishmael/cekestine prophecy/the alchemist
thus spoke zarathustra
the apology
the myth series
the tibetian book of the dead
church of subgenius
sandman
pitt
Cerebruia
b.c
wizard of id
kill six billion demons
ronnie fylaw
transmetropolitan
the invisibles
Stop playing shitty ancient games
>a game where you can see the pixels
ok boomer
What video game do you play where you can't see pixels? It sounds impossible.
ok boomer
modern computers do not use pixels
What do they use?
Funny you say that, Zork barely has any pixels, and they are all used for text
maybe some real life mercenary kino
severe case of boomer brain
probably live like that 40-year old virgin movie dont you?
You don't know the term?
>be kid
>play zork on dos only computer
>have save right before goblin fight
>see how many ways I can kill goblin
>"throw nasty knife"
>You miss the goblin with your nasty knife and the goblin runs up to the nasty knife and swallows it. The nasty knife shreds the goblins insides and it coughs up blood until it dies.
I reloaded over and over and never got the goblin to eat the nasty knife again.
I'd kick your ass
This just a list of good shit?
guy is just a nerd