I’d be interested in a remake of Hocus Pocus starring Christina Hendricks.
Who else would flesh out the cast?
I’d be interested in a remake of Hocus Pocus starring Christina Hendricks
Kat Dennings would be a good fit for the brunette witch that gets bullied by Christina
Then they’d need a bouncy, dumb blonde
>he thinks a remake of this movie would not be a fat black woman, a gay spic, and a trans asian
Can she sing?
Omri Katz was relentlessly handsome.
alex daddario as one of the witches
She's an ugly bitch
>Bu-but she has big mommy milkies!!
Fuck off
I'm only interested in the teenboy main character. I hope they'll give him a kid brother in the remake.
I could see it
Measurably false
They should give her a cute twink love interest who’s half her age
I wish I could see her tits.
Those witches do kidnap the young to steal their life force
based and redpilled
Virgin
imagine if the witches were trying to steal max's viriginity throughout the movie
also i am working on something about the cast
does anyone in hollywood fit that description
Bette Midler got her swagger by performing live in gay bars for decades. Hendricks doesn't have the mindfulness or charisma to pull off a stupidly-played witch. She just has giant tits which goes against the whole motivation of the witches being ugly in the first place.
This would work fantastically, but you would also need a cute sticc witch who jealously tries to match her competitions figures
At the start of the movie she’d be old and deflated, then she’d steal someone’s life force and swell up to her current size.
But then she’d want even more, so that’s what would drive her
make the protagonist a sticc girl and have all three witches constantly bully her for being flat throughout the movie
Just imagine
>now if we can just nail the castin-
>Already on it, boss
MOMMMMMMMMY!
BABY THIWSTY!
BABY WANT MILKIES!!!!!
*muah*pop!
Could have the red head from That 70's Show and Salma Hayek.
Bryce Dallas Howard could be included to provide a great backstory.
Brap
Breast growth magic?
who is this?