>gandalf the white
>gandalf..........................the fool
Gandalf the white
Alexander Cruz
Gabriel Hernandez
GOTEM
Landon Smith
>Saruman le colabo!
Lincoln Watson
>Gandalf........the sillyface
Daniel Adams
There is only one Tri-State Area Electric & Gas Cooperative... and they do not share power.
Jayden Cooper
>What is the house of Rohan, but a thatched barn, where the brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs
HOW CAN ROHAN EVER RECOVER?
Justin Russell
What can we do against such reckless kilowatt/hour rates?
Isaac Davis
maybe if they ask tom bombabil and goldenberries they can tap off of their solar energy capability and technology
Luke Allen
MY LORD HOW CAN FIRE UNMAKE STONE
Nathaniel Hughes
>Implying Tom Bombadil isn't Ungoliant
Jacob Hughes
GRID OUT WITH ME
Austin Kelly
>tom
>she
Xavier Long
Whites btfo
Jackson King
It's an extradimensional horror from beyond creation, just like all trannies
Owen Morales
>gandalf... schmandalf.
Anthony Williams
I was there Gandalf. I was there the day the regional power grid failed.
Levi Adams
>Late is the hour in which your electric bill has chosen to be paid.
Jeremiah Bennett
kek
Leo Morris
A NEW POWER RATE IS RISING
Carter Miller
>FRODO!
I'm here Sam
>Decommission it! Go on, now! Quench the reactor! What are you waiting for?! Just turn it off!
...This safety test must succeed.
Grayson Smith
BUILD ME A COAL FIRED PLANT WORTHY OF MORDOR
Eli Stewart
Why did Saruman have a book with drawings of some random ring? I realize it's a kind of historically significant ring but seems oddly specific to have a book about it
Grayson King
BREAK THE DAM. RELEASE THE RIVER!
I WANT WATER IN MY REACTOR CORE
Aaron Gomez
This is the invisible dance that unmakes entire stone walls without smoke or flame. And it is beautiful.
Leo Carter
>Do you remember the Shire, Mr Frodo? The way the safety procedures always seemed to make you smile no matter how many times you did 'em? The way that the transformers hummed on a cool summer morning. Or how old Mr Brandybuck always made sure that output matched demand during peak usage hours?
Justin Rivera
And That's A Good Thing!
Cooper Sanders
best lotr thread in weeks
Zachary Moore
He aligned himself with Sauron primarily for the sake of his own survival and accumulation of power, not because he actually agreed with Sauron's ideas. His long term goal was to surpass and destroy Sauron, and one avenue which he might try to do this is by the construction of his own Ring of Power.
Nathan Wright
THE AGE OF COAL IS OVER. THE TIME OF THE NUCLEAR HAS COME
William Davis
3.6 thousand orcs at the base of my city! Not great, not terrible.
Lucas Thompson
>His transmission voltage took a little tumble.
Colton Williams
>You didn't! You didn't see the orcs because they're not there!