Anything of the trolley dears?
Anything of the trolley dears?
Easton Jones
Austin Butler
I'd like to order a butt
Matthew Turner
one dose of /r/livestreamfails, two /r/dramas, and all the Yas Forums you’ve got
Ethan Morgan
GIVE THE PUSSY
Ryder Barnes
WE'LL TAKE THE HALAL SNACK PACK
Hunter Evans
Yeah luv, I'll have a pint. And a pint for everyone who posts in this thread.
Angel Wright
Agua.
Jordan Ross
Why didn't Frodo just take the train to Mount Doom?
Sebastian Collins
based
Nathan Cox
it's "off" you stupid bitch
you know what, nevermind, I might get fucking poisoned having your ridiculous every flavour beans, next time get some normal sweets you colossal dickhead
Levi Robinson
If the trolley woman gets your order wrong your meal is free
Chase Martin
do we ever find out who “Thalot” is? seems odd they say some guys name then cut to them eating candy
Charles Wright
Unbearably based
Cooper Sanders
Yes, I would like to take the whole lot of brand items from your magically replenishing candy trolley
Nolan Sanchez
>magically replenishing
it's not
Jacob Morgan
kek
Brandon Mitchell
>how much for your little clam
Jaxson Hernandez
Why do wizards make such terrible candy? Gross jelly beans and chocolate frogs that run away. Is that really the best you can come up with when you have magic?
Christian Jenkins
nice
Ian White
cheers mate
Isaac Gomez
Good on ya cobber
Andrew Powell
Wizards seem to all be masochists. Fred and George’s gag products could literally kill people and be used as weapons.
Jose Cook
>J.K. Rowling's worldbuilding is garbage
>nearly all fantasy authors don't think through the full implications of what magic would do to the world
Old news
Luke Rodriguez
kek based
Joseph Robinson
good man aye
Henry Watson
I'm sure Rowling didn't think this far, but half of Wizard culture doesn't make any goddamn sense unless you assume that wizards are just naturally more tough and hard to kill than muggles.
Like, the most popular sport is about balancing on tiny thin sticks traveling at high speeds with no safety equipment and heights where a fall would be instantly fatal. And they have their school children working with wild animals the size of bears and their schools have staircases that randomly move with no warning over massive pits
Leo Anderson
Well they do have spells and magic potions
Robert Carter
that wouldn't help if somebody dies instantly from landing on their head from 5 stories in the air or gets their neck bitten off by a griffon or their body gets crushed to paste by a massive stonestaircase flattening them against a wall
Cooper Wood
Shit taste, either 15 years old or literally retarded
Grayson Martin
Chase Johnson
jesus look at those MEATY hands
Colton Butler
They literally have healing magic
Hunter Cook
put that old muff on a plate, dear.
Chase James
Their healing magic sucks ass, it takes a long time to even heal broken bones.
Xavier Perez
My nigga, my nigga, my nigga.
William Thomas
Mad lad
Kevin Brooks
No it doesn't, their healers can mend broken bones rapidly.
Lucas Jenkins
lol this
Joshua Turner
>literally no candy that tastes like pusy
>no mommy milkies flavor
>nothing that tastes like the pits of the wizard qt in your potions class
wtf is even the point of magic
Brandon Scott
It takes time to regrow bones, not fix them. Madam Pomfrey literally says she can mend a broken bone in an instant but it'll take overnight to regrow Harry's arm bones after Lockhart botches his own healing attempt.
I think "overnight" isn't bad for regrowing your entire arm.
Elijah Gonzalez
>r/dramas
Imbecile.
Jackson Fisher
It says EVERY flavour. Why would you claim there isn't that flavour?