Sex scene

>sex scene

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>shid scene

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when a sex scene used to come on during family movie night my mom would say "go brush your teeth" and me and my brother's had to leave the room and go upstairs to brush our teeth

why'd you have smelly breath?

My parents wouldn't let me leave

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>sex scene
>mommy gives you a smug look
what did she mean by this

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>female nutidy scene
>get mad and punch monitor because I'll never touch a woman

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>sex scene

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>sex scene comes on
>little sister stares right at me and whispers, "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
What the fuck?

Cringe
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my thread

Similar story, My mom told me and my brother to get our dicks out for a quick penis inspection test.

based

>know exactly when an awkward scene comes up
>time your bathroom breaks accordingly
>they probably are aware of your timing

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kino

Why do Jews put so much sex in our movies?

I put on straw dogs then went to the store, my family were like "that was brddy bad user"

>sex scene

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>sex slave gets violently fed to monster scene

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>Shit, i wish it was fun like that in real life...

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cringe

I don't watch movies with sex scenes or romance in them

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>gay sex scene

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Based

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What's a movie?

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>sex scene

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>Do something to piss of my moms new boyfriend
>That night he's loud as fuck as he rails my mom

asshole, can't wait for him to move out

how do you not kick his ass

He's way bigger than me

incels usually don't

>fard scene

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rape his penis with your butthole to establish dominance

you dont own a baseball bat?