How do we make a proper Lovecraft film?
How do we make a proper Lovecraft film?
An existential horror movie based on real life would be Kino
30 something year old Lovecraft is sucked through a time vortex while strolling throughout Queens one day while out for a stroll
He wakes up in his apartment in NYC but the year is 2008
Obama has just been elected, inner cities are overrun by Dindus, Asian and Latino immigrants make up the bulk of NYC and at the beating heart of the city is the Jewish cabal
We get to follow him on his daily walks watching him recoil at the repulsiveness that’s greets him at every step
Movie ends with him fleeing NYC over the Brooklyn Bridge, but he inexplicably stops and looks back, what he sees pushes him over the edge and drives him insane
He should have known better
Make the monster actually scary instead of some dumb squid.
make a horror film that captures the essence of the following:
-scale
-dread
-being alone
-infinity
Throw in some neat spooky stuff that's unexplainable without taking away from the above. Also cameo by niggerman.
I have no faith any studio is capable though.
his cat was named nigger hehe
is this niggerman?
You adapt "A Colder War" by Charles Stross, make it into a 8 part mini-series or something, with each episode being an hour long or so. You also add same types of flashback scenes like Person of Interest did that tell the story of "At the Mountains of Madness". Make the whole charade self contained, so it doesn't need a prequel or a sequel.
If you don't want an adaptation you make a noir style detective show set in the 20's. Think of it as "X-Files" meets "Supernatural Season 1" meets "The Twilight Zone". The key element is to capture the mystery and weirdness, built it up over time to a climax where the more cosmic elements of horror appear.
Again, I'd personally prefer mini-series type of format with relatively short season and very long episodes.
Also this. Based and niggermanpilled.
i'd rather play a lovecraft board game than watch a lovecraft film, adaptations are shit
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In the Mouth of Madness was probably one of the best lovecraftian movies we're ever going to get