AVADA

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>literally attempted murder
>haha lets not report him or anything
>its not like not doing that will result in the death of dumbledore

YES YES
HOWEVER

>You dare give Dobby a poopsock, Potter?

If house elves are so much stronger and could easily defeat wizards without even needing a wand
How did they get enslaved in the first place?

I don't remember it all too well but was it absolutely certain he was aiming at Harry? I feel like Lucius probably intended to kill Dobby as revenge.

DOBBY HAS FOUND MASTERS CUM SOCK

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wizard society has been on the decline for a long time and the state it's in in harry's time is obviously hugely corrupted, wizards used to be able to make hugely powerful artefacts nobody can come close to nowadays and mindbreak high level magic creatures like house elves into being happy slaves, now they've stagnated so long that moderately intelligent high school kids can outperform the whole of the rest of their culture and they'd be under serious threat from muggles

Muggles would absolutely wreck the wizards with today's tech. How Voldy was going to ensalve them is beyond my understanding.

Probably the worst improv ever. Actively makes the entire scene make no sense. Just say literally any other latin magic sounding word

He improved that?

So yeah, it's right in OP's pic too, he's looking down at Dobby while casting it

BIGGUS-

From the height he seems to be aiming at Harry

Also Dobby telling him to not harm Harry makes no sense otherwise.

yeah he was told to just shout any spell and he'd been reading the 4th book that just came out which is cute

Yeah, he was just supposed to do any spellcasting sounds, but unfortunately that's what they went with

The killing curse didn't even exist yet in the second book. He just takes his wand out and Dobby immediately zaps him.

Also, see any closed captions and they say "vera", not "avada"

How?
I mean literally how. Wizards could apparate into any muggle building and assassinate any and every leader we have. Or just mind control them. Wizards couldnt feasibly "win" a war against us since we outnumber them that hard but at the same time, we constitute no threat to them whatsoever. Sure a gun might win in a 1v1 duel but that assumes you would be able to face the magic user in the first place. They can literally teleport or turn invisible and just leave to a place we couldnt find even with satellite surveillance

kinda funny. In a way it would've been great foreshadowing had he picked any other forbidden curse

>SCYOOSE ME MAYTE AVV YOO GOT A LOISCENCE TO CARST UNFORGIVABLE CURSES?

CRUCIO POTTER, CRUCIO
JUST LIKE HOW MY DARK LORD TORTURED YOUR BITCH MOTHER AND FATHER BEFORE HE KILLED THEM IN COLD BLOOD
he said calmly

You're an idiot if you actually believe this. What use is a tomahawk missile when wizards live in invisible houses surrounded by 9 million muggles who'll die while the wizard says some protective spell or simply teleports away. We can't even win wars against goat-herders hiding out in caves.

Not enough nukes if you ask me

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Not canon btw

i havent laughed this hard in a long time

kino

same
the "crunch crunch crunch" shit gets my fucking sides into orbit

He's clearly going for Harry, it pans in on Dobby because he's about to protect Harry

"THAT'S ALOT OF CUM, HARRY POTTER"
based

The wizards would have all the nukes. And when the President of the US and Putin are safe in their command centres, thinking they're safe from any explosion, there'd suddenly appear a nuke in there with them.

How do you think humans caught and used beasts of burden and blacks?

Reminder that if Dobby hadn't stopped his rightful master and Lucius was allowed to kill Harry then no one would have convinced Sirius and Lupin to spare Pettigrew's life leading to his murder of Cedric and the resurrection of Voldemort. Lucius was sacrificing one life for millions.