The Great Jewbate

A group chat of mine is debating Eva Green vs. Winona Ryder in their prime and now. The general consensus is that Prime Eva (2004-2006) beats Prime Noni (1992-1994) but MILF Winona (Age 49) beats MILF Eva (Age 39).

What do you think Yas Forums? Who was better in their prime? And who is the better MILF?

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noni all the way for me, my eternal ovenfu

i want to kill myself so badly

Eva is 100% butterface

How is this even question?

Mummy mogs that plain jane to suicide just look at your top two pics

Which one is Mummy?

Winona Ryder is simply way better looking. Eva Green is still pretty and a based actress though

Eva is a real life La belle juive

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Eva.

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Prime Hershlag

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winona

eva has sexier eyes but thats it

I like how she practically refuses to keep her clothes on

And that's a good thing. Here's why

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has anyone printed this out on a body pillow?

>Okay Eva time to do the scene
>When do I my shirt off
>You don’t
>I must
>Eva it’s a kid’s film, keep your shirt on
>I was informed, Monsieur, that I could show off my breasts in this film
>It’s in her contract sir
>I know it is but she’s not getting naked in a G rated film
>Alright I am taking off ze chemise!
>NO EVA NO!

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:)

>Awkward moment when Weisz beats them both.
Eva Milf > Eva Prime > Winona Prime > Winona Milf for your ranks though.

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eva then, wynona now

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this is tim burton's favorite Yas Forums thread

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It would be if Depp was here too, but then again, there’s probably traces of him still in Noni

not hairy enough

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Weisz is also great.

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4 u

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You're 100% gay

Dude that scene and that ass was seared into my mind for a year after I saw it in theaters

>yes hello polis, im calling you instead of the based department because i believe user did such a big based that he should be arrested for endangering unbased people around him by revealing his based level so hard

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This image makes me conflicted, because I love the bush but I can't stand Demi Moore's dead-eyed excessively made up weird face.

I wrote a great BRAP post about it in a January thread but I can’t find the thread in any archive

Was it better than this?

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No but that’s hilarious. It had to do with Vasilis Zaitsev making Tanya fart under the sex blanket to keep him warm, like his grandfather taught him in Siberia or some shit

OFFICIAL JEWESS POWER RANKINGS
>Yahweh tier
Hershlag
Jennifer Connelly

>Abraham tier
ScarJo
Mila Kunis
Rachel Weisz
Melanie Laurent

>Moses tier
Eva Green
Lizzy Caplan

>Yas Forums tier
Kat Dennings
Gal Gadot
Katey Sagal

>reddit tier
Sarah Silverman
Winona Ryder
Mayim Bialik

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Connolly was great in Blood Diamond feat. Rhodesian DiCaprio
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That was a cute and funny role

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