WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MORMON?

sneed

>forming your opinion on Mormonism based on a SP episode
Cringe
>forming your opinion of Mormonism from a 2007 ytp
Based

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I’m actually curious to hear your justification for how one (or more, I guess) religion is “less nonsensical” than others.

> Jesus was american

Muh special underwear will let me become a god when I die and rule my own planet.

Mormonism is less corrupeted 19th century version of Scientology.

Which is scary when you think about it because maybe Scientology will become as accepted as Mormonism by 2080.

Polygamy was only allowed among a very small group of the highest members in the church and for a very small time (officially) in order to boost birthrates. Polygamy has been banned for over a century.

Yes, the religion was almost certainly started as a scam, and the early adopters benefited from it. It is still the least degenerate organization amongst white people living in the modern world.

You really think new age cults are just as silly as older established religions? I'm a fedora too but come on.

This is your brain on nihilism and relativism

>NOOOO! STOP LIVING IN TIGHT KNIT TRADITIONAL COMMUNITIES WHERE YOU FEEL HAPPY AND CARED FOR! RELIGION IS DUMMMMB! READ DAWKIIIIINS!

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Not gim but I can pardon people believing a 2000+ year old dude as God's prophet more than a 200+ year old dude saying that because we have a lot clearer evidence that he was lying his teeth off to make money and fuck a lot

>be me

>be anti semetic

>wife makes fun of mormons and scientologists because media says they are weird

>somehow my jew hating is considered intolerant while everyone else is open season

I married a retard

Same, agnostic here

No one is saying that m8 We're just saying mormon's believe in stupid shit.

This though seriously. Low-IQ fedoratards that push their religion are cringe.

>*knocks on door to tell you about no-longer-based masonry spinoff that promises entire universes to every male member of church*
Dude, you guys really believe in Xenu?

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Can't forget about the polyandry that went on in that time period as well. Joseph found a way to get rich quick and fuck his friends wives while doing it. AND he almost got away with it. Major props to the guy.

The big brain take is realising it doesn't actually matter how dumb the beliefs are, it matter how well they serve the people who follow them.

Would unironically consider joining Scientology at this point. They seem to get something out of it.

This, absolutely this!

Mormons would be incredibly based if they went back to their original position on niggers. It used to be that no niggers could really do anything in the church other than being baptized. They also abided by the one drop rule.

Every Mormon I know thinks the SP episode and Book of Mormon musical are hilarious

I mean, yeah. Something being old doesn’t make it less nonsensical. The fact that everyone talks about god doesn’t make the concept of god any less retarded, user.

It fills a human need. Nothing dumb about.
Also, God is real

I think the episode is hilarious, but I wasn't a fan of the musical. This may be in large part because I hate Josh Gad.

Mormons are heretics, even Calvin would burn them at the stake.