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Jurassic Park thread
Logan Howard
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Gabriel Martin
Leo Rivera
>nothing to worry about sir, it's going to be a walk in the park
John Allen
>cuck Grant in 3 after all that life finds a way shit in the original
Fuck the spinosaurus, 3 was always shit regardless of screeching rexfags who have honestly won at this point.
Dominic Ramirez
A Jurassic park no less
Adrian Sanchez
Malcolm was the one with the "life finds a way" stuff.
I agree with fuck spinosaurus. I do love 3 though even though Téa Leoni trying to scream gives makes me cringe.
Jaxson Thompson
Dude had a sniper cannon and two dudes that were supposed to be army ranger-tier and apparently the same plane they crashed in Dark Knight Rises yet he's morally against kidnapping?
Cameron Watson
>Malcolm was the one with the "life finds a way" stuff.
...what? So? Malcom said the line but that was never his fucking theme, retard. Grant hated kids and didn't want them, then he was forced to act as a father and had a change of heart by the end of the movie. Did you even see it? The fuck? Low IQ. Wouldn't expect anything less from a JP3oomer
Gavin Thompson
Lost World had the best aesthetic
Carson Clark
>Malcolm
He died in the first Jurassic Park book, and Crichton made him the main in the sequel to protest/troll people.
Colton Gutierrez
I liked the Spinosaurus more than the T-Rex.
Grayson Rivera
cool we're talking about the films fuckwipe
Dominic Green
I liked both and hated the in-fighting.
Oliver Reyes
>The entire fucking face and neck is missing
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE THEN
IT'S ALL MADE UP
Michael Wright
How smooth-brained are you dude...? We have skull fragments and pieces as illustrated in the image that confused you so much, but comparing the pieces to close known relatives of spinosaurus, we can easily infer what the rest of the skull looked like forensically.
Nicholas Reyes
>King of both the land and the sea
Spinochads stay winning
Cooper Sanchez
Nice factual 69.
Ayden Long
>Tiny ass microscopic fragment of a skull that could be a pebble for all we know
Oh my fucking god this entire branch of science is one big farce
Brandon Russell
>king of the land
Michael Martin
>Tiny ass microscopic fragment of a skull
Did you not see the image? That hunk of skull is as long as those scientists are tall...
Carter Campbell
just the sea
Jason Allen
If the Spinosaurus was aquatic, does that mean it ate sea bass?
Liam Price
It all comes full circle.
Alexander Murphy
what good have the dinosaurs ever done to us humans?
Jacob Garcia
They left us a world that wasn't filled with landfills and plastic faggot.
Samuel Foster
>JP
bad qualities: none
>TLW
bad qualities: raptor gymnastics
>JP3
bad qualities: jarring animatronics that don't match their 3D model, job the franchise mascot for shock value, Grant cucked, anti-climactic, no payoff, they just leave unceremoniously
>JW
bad qualities: lazy CG / little or no practical effects, only JP movie to not begin with a dinosaur attack (might have been cool to see the juvenile Indominus eat someone and we get a quick peek at it)
>FK
bad qualities: lazy dialogue/constant references to contemporary politics (why, this is a movie about dinosaurs not Donald Trump), rushed story (barely any time spent on the island, entire thing took place in some mansion), no dino lore or dino facts or point to the movie just a big dumb adventure (movie 1: dinosaurs are related to birds not reptiles, movie 2: dinosaurs were good parents, movie 3: dinosaurs were smart, movie 4: could we interact with dinosaurs the way we interact with other apex predators if we hand raise them from birth like orcas or tigers? movie 5: ??? do they even mention a dinosaur fact or explore anything interesting other than the continuation of JW's theme?), more lazy CG, entire last act felt like DLC that shouldn't have been in the movie, the Indoraptor itself wasn't necessary either, the Indominus was a good boss but beyond that hybrids are a bad idea for this franchise
Levi Hill
the austism hacker girl was a negative in part one
the rest you might be right about
Tyler Bennett
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD
Eli Rivera
>austism hacker girl was a negative
I only listed negatives that severely brought down the movie. How did the inoffensive girl fixing the computer ruin it for you?0
Gabriel Watson
she was literal autism man. I guess in order to understand you'd have to NOT be stupid enough to flash a fucking flashlight directly into a T-rex's eyeball.
Benjamin Gomez
Comparation
They compared with different fossils and current species and they're very similar to crocodiles, baryonix, etc
Julian Jenkins
little girl panicking and doing something stupid is hardly something that drags the movie down, the only autist here is you
Xavier Lopez
inject lysol