Mfw it's time to go to bed and i'm lying awake coming up with new scenes for my mental kino

>mfw it's time to go to bed and i'm lying awake coming up with new scenes for my mental kino

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describe 1 scene to me and ill decide if it's kino

I'm 10 years old again and i'm fucking my then-spanish teacher doggystyle.

You'll never become a woman.

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>he goes to bed

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I also come up with stories in my head to fall asleep to. Recently I’ve pretended to be an imperial guard on an alien planet camping out in my tent(bed).

>low-test loser with depression gets convinced by internet he's a woman
Sad really

>Take a shit before bed
>lay down
>immediately have to shit again
>repeat 3-4 times through the night

confirmed kino

was she a latina?

sounds very cozy

>Anime profile pic
Every damn time

user, i think you ought to check yourself.

I do this all the time desu. It's usually big action or war scenes usually sci fi

>mfw it's time to go to bed
>my mind suddenly is plagued by thoughts of death, demons and other disturbing shit.
How am i supposed to sleep?

You wouldn't get it. It's not for you.

this sounds like an actual health problem dude

>he owns a bed

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>he has a bedroom

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>it's a Truman dreams again about fucking his coworkers episode
Fucking hell, when does it stop? I miss them

>it's another post-apocalyptic daydream

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>3-4 times
Going into a laying position may shift the gasses around to make you go back to the shitter once, but you must be having a full meal before bed if you're going back that much.

>too horny to go to bed from imagining my self insert MC fucking my fabricated dream waifu in my mental kino

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>coworkes were basically the only people I hung out with
>helped me stop be such a social autist
>can feel myself regressing back to NEET status as this lockdown drags on
Corona-Chan's a cruel mistress

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an Iranian extremist group triple agent posing as a french military police officer has just executed a coup on his own group's leaders in a wartorn Iranian town, and is about to make a getaway when a Russian spec ops soldier who has been tailing the leaders tracks him down and is about to capture him for dropping a nuke on a russian battalion, but a nearby squad of American soldiers being fed intel by the CIA (who are also feeding intel to the Russian by proxy) intercepts him to try to capture him themselves. The proxy urges the Russian to hand the man over to the oncoming Americans, but the man himself tells the Russian to just kill him; if he's captured the war that he started in a bid to empower Iran in the future (by having it colonized by first world powers) will be revealed to be a sham to the public and his country will be disgraced for nothing. the russian would also of course miss out on his chance for personal revenge against the man who killed so many of his comrades, and the man also gives the russian the location of another one of his extremist associates (who betrayed him in the past over a professional insult of sorts) as a show of good faith. thr russian ponders it over briefly and just before the Americans catch up to him he decides to kill the Iranian triple agent once and for all. a brief standout ensues between the russian and the squad of americans, but ultimately they band together to track down the last terrorist in a nearby airport.

me except im a vr game dev

>Take a Bath
>imagine myself in a a Science tube as a Genetic Experiment
anyone else?

i only masturbate in the bath sometimes

My headkino is about a Prince whose father passes away when he is still young, leading his uncle to try and kill him and secure the throne for himself.
The Prince escapes however, and begins an arduous journey securing various resources and allies to aid him in his quest to secure his rightful place on the throne.
Then a mysterious hermit bestows unto him profane knowledge that, after many failures using conventional methods, he employs to gain unfathomable power. He betrays his friends, and goes on a rampage against his Uncle and his kindom single-handedly, destroying the land and people's lives in the process.
In the end, his uncle accuses him of being the real villain, citing the collateral damage he has inflicted on all of those innocents as proof that his ambition has blinded him, leading him astray from the path a true leader would take. The Prince realizes the follies of his ways, and retreats into hiding, never to be heard from again.

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I have trouble writing smut scenes for fics.

What do I do?

You should turn this into a book.

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>dream that the elusive bump on my sack is gone
>wake up and its still there
fug :DDD

>mfw it's time to go to bed
>mfw it's 5am

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